Things That Ponies Would Never Say

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Twilight Sparkle:Fuck dem' books.Immah go makes sum wubs.

 

DJ-PON-3:Please turn that electro dubstep music down,I need to sleep because partying is for hooligans!

 

Rarity:Forget imported mud!IMMAH GO PLAY WITH THE PIGS!

 

Applejack:Ah good sir,I would never touch mud unless it was imported and you know I never even go anywhere without my FABULOUS dress.

[Spartan-Dash (MP117) 26]

Rainbow Dash: YURI GET TO THE CHOPPA

Twilight: OK...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

things a pony should never say.......

SHITBALLS!!!

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Big Macintosh: Fuck.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

fluttershy: aaawwwwww shit

[Nas 2,873]

Twilight Sparkle: "The Twilight series SUCKS!"

 

Wait...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Rainbow: I don't know how I'll make it to the next stop!!!

 

(To think Rainbow would have a bladder stronger than that... That's all I can think of...)

[PixiGlow 36]

Applejack: "Apple bucking? Slop for the pigs? No thanks I just got a pony pedi at the spa."

Rarity: "Well someone has to get it done. I guess I'm just the pony to do it!"

Rainbow Dash: "I read a book on Apple bucking. "

Fluttershy: "This bleepity bleepin rabbit! Angel your name is now Devil and you can make your own bleepin salad!"

Twilight: "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned to stfu and keep my nose in my own feedbag. I'm done interfering in everypony else's problems.... Did you get that Spike?"

Spike: (letter from Spike) "Twilight - Decided I like Dragons better than ponies. Have fun teaching that owl to burp up letters! Peace out. Oh and tell Rarity that was just a fling."

Pinkie Pie: "Did I ever mention that I drowned the last two ponies I sat for?"

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle: "Cutie marks are for losers!"

Edited May 5, 2012 by PixiGlow

[RockinRarity 1,605]

Twilight: "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned to stfu and keep my nose in my own feedbag. I'm done interfering in everypony else's problems.... Did you get that Spike?"

 

Nice.

 

Twilight: Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Twilight: SHORYUKEN!

[Croaks 251]

Fluttershy: Hey, could you help me bury these dead bodies, Twilight?

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Derpy Hooves: I do say! The finest weather we are having this pleasent 24 hour time span! I feel like walking into the town and ordering some tea and crumpets! Oh please i could not ever Fathom the events of eating a Lipid filled Muffin!

 

Luna: I like the sun! Fun fun fun! Fun playin in the sun

 

Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia

I have decided that Friendship is the worst idea anybody has ever thought of. It is worthless and i hope you die in a well Celestia!

 

Fluttershy: How dare you! You pasty ass [racism 1]! you think you can walk up and mess with my homies! not ever in your sorry ass life! I hope that Pony Satan takes you and Rips off Your *the rest of this paragraph was cut off*

Edited May 8, 2012 by Wobniar

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Discord: Man, my room is getting untidy. Better clean this chaos up!

Diamond Tiara: Perhaps my daddy being rich doesn't give me the right to be a total bitch.

Sweetie Belle: Can I sing this solo, Miss Cheerilee? Please?

Scootaloo: I'm selling my scooter. It's time I learned to fly anyway.

Gilda: You know, maybe Rainbow Dash's new friends aren't so bad, after all.

[NavelColt 22,881]

Spitfire: Hey, let me help you guys out with that tornado funneling!