Badly describe the last movie you watched

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Bride of the Monster

Woman ends up in a swamp with lots of stock footage, where Bela Lugosi attempts to marry her off to an octopus.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Goodfellas

Bunch of guys make it big in mafia only to betray each other and get hooked on drugs before becoming a federal witness against others

[TBD 17,254]

Sherlock ambidge

[Prometheus 3,038]

127 Hours

James Franco Bear-Grylls himself after he gets hit by a pebble.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

The Devil's Rejects

Spoiler

3 irredeemable shitheads spend 109 minutes doing irredeemable shithead things, yet get to go out like Bonnie and Clyde.

 

[Tropical Melody 6,143]

Some bloke's bike gets stolen then a massive road trip. The significant thing I learned from this is that The Alamo does not have a basement.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,880]

Mother nature politely informs a bunch of royal aristocrats that she hates civil engineering projects. 

Frozen II

 

[Fluori 43]

My Little Pony: The Movie

Equine creatures shot laser beams and defeated bad girls, bad guy EXPLODED BOOM then started dancing or something. Turns out good girls just like bad guys so Tempest is cool now or something.

[Clawdeen 14,066]

Guardians of the Galaxy

People doing stuff in space

[Tropical Melody 6,143]

It starts off there's these two kids, then jump vorward then there's another two kids, and then because he's dug it up (the first thing) it makes him disappear, then they fast forward in time and there's these other two kids, they didn't dig it up but it's still giving them shit, and then there's a whole heap of weird shit going on like elephants stampeding and monkeys riding motorbikes, anyway they end up back in time again and they're kids again, and everything's cool, then we fast forward again and they meet the second two kids again for the second time except of course they're growed up now.

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[image] Jumanji

 

 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,143]

A bunch of babes are going to put something nasty in the water. Can the bloke wearing the kilt save the day?

Spoiler

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

 

[Cagey 4,248]

A group of adults playing high schoolers reenact a Shakespeare play while fighting sexism and being sexist. 

She’s the Man. 

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

A guy eats a bunch of eggs and somehow doesn't kill his roommates with farts.

Cool Hand Luke

[Denim&Venöm 18,880]

Lord of the rings. With guns. 

-1917

 

[Samurai Equine 51,348]

Joker.

Professional clown should retire, but only does even crazier clown stuff instead.

[Cocokoru 133]

The king thought the dude from the other side of the borders slept with his daughter and banned him. The mother of the dude and her army tried to kill the king as revenge afterwards, but they failed. The army joined the king and betrayed the mother and she fell in the flush, but she never learned to swim and died. The king changed his mind about the dude and he was allowed to come back and show his “affection” to his girlfriend in front of dozens of animals.

- The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

A kid gets sucked into a board game for a couple decades, 
People buy house he lived in,
Kiddos discover game,
crazy shit happens,
everything goes back to normal,
END

- Jumanji (The original one obviously)