Ask Aether Crimson

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Hello everypony! I'm Artsy. Artsy Dreamscapes, to be precise. Yes, yes, it is a long name, isn't it? Forget that! I just happened to come upon these forums and I saw a bunch of ponies making threads like this... well, I thought I'd give it a shot.

Most of you guys probably don't know who I am, seeing as how I'm not really as well known as say, Twilight Sparkle or Applejack. But ask me anything, and I'll see just what weirdness I can pull out of my flank. I'm warning you... I can get pretty weird. ("Oh really, Artsy? Can you prove this?" I say yes! I think that's what you're thinking anyway. I don't really know a mind-reading spell. Maybe you're thinking about chocolate pie? Ooh, I love pie! And I love chocolate! Good idea, potential asker!)

So fire away! (I'm so repetitive.) Or the opposite of away, which is disaway! Wait, disaway? Wouldn't that mean you're not firing and asking me questions? That wouldn't be fun. That would make me very s-

...Yeah, I ramble a lot. Let's get on with it before I bore you with more of my "hilarious hijinks."

 

I'm Aether Crimson. I used to be Artsy Dreamscapes, but I've decided to use my true name. Artsy was a silly name I took on so that my name would make more sense with my special talent. But now I've decided to revamp my image, and show you all the true me! You can ask me just about anything and I'll see what sort of craziness I can pull out of my flank.

Edited July 29, 2014 by Arylett Charnoa

[Starshine 16,335]

How did you get your cutie mark? And why are you so... red?

 

And who the hay is that blue stallion?

[Klopp 2,051]

What's it like being a Unicorn and, if anything, what do you dislike about it? Are you at all jealous of the other pony species?

 

/me expects long and lengthy response with as many details as you can muster.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

What shampoo do you use? Your mane is nice.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

How did you get your cutie mark? And why are you so... red?

 

And who the hay is that blue stallion?

 

Somebody's got a lotta questions, eh?

 

My cutie mark's quite a story. Fun fact: I actually created it myself! You see, I spent quite some time as a filly trying to contemplate whatever could my cutie mark be. I drew cutie marks constantly. It consumed me for ages. Then... my magic exploded out without warning, making all sorts of weird illusions and fantasies from my mind. It was glorious. And it made this sort of weird symbol that I think was floating around in my head somewhere. When it appeared, it also appeared on my flank. Was the strangest thing... it's one of the most creative things I've ever imagined though. I think that's why I got it.

 

I'm not red! I'm a tannish colour with red accents.

 

Speaking of that stallion, he's my boyfriend. A rather silly colt called Jack Stache. You must worship his mustache. I demand it.

 

What's it like being a Unicorn and, if anything, what do you dislike about it? Are you at all jealous of the other pony species?

 

/me expects long and lengthy response with as many details as you can muster.

 

Being a unicorn is like... having a giant magical pencil on your forehead. Lots of ponies like to poke it. Even me! Sometimes I poke my eye out trying to poke my Magical Pencil. That's what I call my horn in my head, at least. It makes scribblies.

 

I'm mostly happy with being one. Well, except the Magical Pencil kinda hates me. I do envy pegasi for their ability to fly. And earth ponies for... wait, what? Who envies them? I guess at least they don't have an object that everyone jokes is phallic sticking out of their foreheads? Oh Celestia, I could really do without the phallic jokes. Yes, I am aware that it looks phallic! Ha ha, very hilarious. I haven't heard that one a million times.

 

And the whole losing-control-of-my-magic thing. Yeah, that happens a lot. One time, I turned Jack's mustache into a banana! And then I ate it. It was quite tasty, actually. I... don't think he was pleased though.

 

What shampoo do you use? Your mane is nice.

 

...Shampoo? My mane is naturally like this, you silly Gladdity Glon-Glon. Edited May 9, 2012 by Arylett Dawnsborough

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Is blaming Nico a sport or a meme?

[Starshine 16,335]

The hay. Did you really ate your BF's mustache?

 

On a scale from one to Celestia, how strong is your magic?

[Inkfeather 597]

Artsy dear, it's been so long since I last had a talk with you!

 

How are you this fine evening? Still going alright between you and that handsome colt with the godly mustache? He's such a cutie.

 

Please please, some day grow some wings and come have a flight with me, sounds good, no? A night through heavens on a backchilling drift, up towards the moon and the glorious twinkling stars. If you can muster, bring your coltfriend too, he could use some poetic and nocturnal poetic inspiration, don't you think so?

 

Phew, yes. The archive calls again. Come by sometime and we can discuss good litearature, okay?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Is blaming Nico a sport or a meme?

 

Both. I have won several medals for my skills in the sport.

 

The hay. Did you really ate your BF's mustache?

 

On a scale from one to Celestia, how strong is your magic?

 

Um... yes. It... was kind of embarassing. But he grew it back! After a horrifying incident with hair growth potion, two zebras, a trombone, and some parasprites.

 

Hmm, I'd like to say Luna on that scale, but I think I'd be embellishing. So I'll say Rarity.

 

Artsy dear, it's been so long since I last had a talk with you!

 

How are you this fine evening? Still going alright between you and that handsome colt with the godly mustache? He's such a cutie.

 

Please please, some day grow some wings and come have a flight with me, sounds good, no? A night through heavens on a backchilling drift, up towards the moon and the glorious twinkling stars. If you can muster, bring your coltfriend too, he could use some poetic and nocturnal poetic inspiration, don't you think so?

 

Phew, yes. The archive calls again. Come by sometime and we can discuss good litearature, okay?

 

Ah, it has been too long, my friend.

 

For me, it's quite early morning. But I am doing trombonezastically cloratoxic, I daresay. Whatever that means. Yes, I am still going out with him. His mustache... oh, it is so godly... so adorable... just thinking about it... aaaah...

 

Sorry about that! What were you saying? Something about tomatoes with wings? Oh no, you're asking ME about growing some wings. I'm afraid I don't know that spell and I never will. But! How about if I bring a hot air balloon? Though I am quite poetic like yourself, I think Jack might be dizzied by poems... he is a bit... ditzy, shall we put it.

 

But of course! I'll do that when I finish trying to master the conjuration spell. Stupid bananas keep appearing out of nowhere.

[Flow 1,633]

Does Artsy think that Narutardedscum sleeps too much in school?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Artsy, where do you currently live in Equestria?

[Titan Rising 2,156]

What is the best flavor of the "popcorn"?

Edited May 9, 2012 by Hollowshield

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Does Artsy think that Narutardedscum sleeps too much in school?

 

...Are you trying to imply I slept in school? BECAUSE I NEVER DID! SUCH IS WRONG! AWFUL! VILE EVEN!

 

Artsy, where do you currently live in Equestria?

 

Everfree Forest!

 

Wait no... that's where one of those zebras who helped me out with the trombone shenanigans lives. What was it. Oh yes! Cloudsdale! I live there because I want to be a Wonderbolt!

 

...For a moment, I thought I was Rainbow Dash. Good going, Artsy.

 

Sadly, it's just boring old Ponyville for me.

 

What is the best flavor of the "popcorn"?

 

Broccoli.

Edited May 9, 2012 by Arylett Dawnsborough

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,894]

If I ask enough, will you draw me a sludge pony?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

What if Celestia was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

If I ask enough, will you draw me a sludge pony?

 

Sludge ponies are icky! I would never taint my Magical Pencil by trying to draw one.

 

What if Celestia was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus?

 

Just a slob like one of us? I presume she'd try to make her way home.

 

...On that note, what's a bus? Sounds like a pastry.

Edited May 9, 2012 by Arylett Dawnsborough

[NeverNeverland 1,941]

You too?!

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,894]

Sludge ponies are icky! I would never taint my Magical Pencil by trying to draw one.

 

How does it feel making a sludge pony sad?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

How would you like it if I... came to your house in the middle of the night and filled up your bedroom to the ceiling with tasty... lovely... parsnips...?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You too?!

 

Have I done something wrong? Why, Neverevereverseverland! I am displeased to have displeased YOU!

 

How does it feel making a sludge pony sad?

 

It feels... strangely like the colour purple. No wait. I was staring at a picture of Twilight Sparkle whilst ignoring your icky sludge question.

 

How would you like it if I... came to your house in the middle of the night and filled up your bedroom to the ceiling with tasty... lovely... parsnips...?

 

Make it a banana gun and a bucket of pencil shavings and we've got a deal. Unless of course there was some creeptastic reference I missed. In which case you may point and laugh at me in privacy whilst being polite to my face. I don't care. You're creepy and you don't have a banana gun. Edited May 9, 2012 by Arylett Dawnsborough

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Damn straight I'm creepy. Anyway... how would you react if it started to rain canoe boats and midgets?

[Nightfall 3,950]

Hello, my friend!

How's it going? I see you have made yourself one of these threads... everypony does it at some point in time, right?

But seriously, is red your favorite color? I mean, it's a good color...

[Electrobolt 2,069]

*sigh* Seems like Chilly got to another Ask thread... Anyways...

 

Nice to meet you, Artsy! So you're artistic, huh? What would you consider to be your best piece of artwork yet? Much like music, I do like good artwork. Also, I agree with you about the pegasi... I kinda envy them too...

 

(btw, I never expected you to make an ask thread, Arylett xD But I love the reactions so far)

[Marcato 2,144]

Is your dress fashioned like a stage curtain? Because that's what it looks like. Who is the amazing designer of such a outfit?

 

And before I'm done, what's it like having your own personal theme song?

[NeverNeverland 1,941]

Its not that you displeased me, its that I lost a bet. I now owe Cricket 40 bits because of this...

 

...regardless, had there been any snobbish ponies you've met before? And have you been to any major cities in Equestria?