Mom! My cutie-mark is a_____!

[Yakamaru 3,075]

Your cutiemark is an axolotl because you are farming them.

Mom! My cutiemark is a gas cloud!

[Pieburner 1,680]

HOCKEY STICK

[FluffyGoat13 375]

...Yes?

 

Muuuuuuuum, my cutiemark is of some non-euclidean geometry!

[StoryTail 103]

That's because you spent too much time memorizing geometry terms!

Mom, my cutie mark is a salt shaker!

[Mirage 24,138]

That's because you're a wiggle-worm.

Mum - my cutie mark is a question mark?

[Duality 10,738]

That's because no-one ever knows what you're talking about.

Mother dearest! My newly-acquired mark of cuteness is an absolutely spiffy monocle!

Edited August 31, 2017 by Duality

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

That's because you're older than most ponies are when they get their cutie marks

Mom! My cutie mark is a cutie mark of a cutie mark!

[The Mint Pone 2,292]

That's because you are a fan of Inception!

Mom! My cutie mark is an early christmas decoration!

[Duality 10,738]

I blame Justin Bieber.

 

10 minutes ago, SparklingSwirls said:

Mom! My cutie mark is a cutie mark of a cutie mark!

That's because your computer code is recursive. Remove that bracket there and it should run fine.

 

Mom! My cutie mark isn't there!

[Flutterstep 46,312]

That's because you're wearing a bodysuit.

Mom! My cutie mark is a tail!

[FluffyGoat13 375]

That's because your tail is long enough for the other foals and kids (goat kids are kids) to use as a skipping rope!

 

Mother! My cutiemark is of an anomalous cube!

[Duality 10,738]

SUCH IS THE CASE BECAUSE YOU WIELD THE POWER OF THE TESSERACT

USE IT WISELY, SMALL ONE

 

Mum! My cutie mark is of a pigeon!

[FluffyGoat13 375]

That's because you had a debate about birds of the family Columbidae!

 

Muuuuuuuuum! My cutiemark is of a plank of wood!

[Duality 10,738]

That's because you didn't study hard in school like I told you to.

Mum! My cutie mark is a pony screaming in apparent mortal anguish!

[TwiTracker 973]

Thats because you didn’t finish your assessment like I told you too. Grabs wooden plank

Mum! My cutie mark is me hugging a purple creature

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

That's cause you're gay

Mother my cutie mark is a large pear

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

That's because you're appearently good at doing stuff. Who knew.

Mom! My cutie mark is a random pony!

Edited October 14, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 minutes ago, SparklingSwirls said:

That's because you're appearently good at doing stuff. Who knew.

Mom! My cutie mark is a random pony!

Because you're actually a Changeling and the random pony represents your constant changing appearance, identity, and personality.

Mom! My Cutie Mark is an open book with a Castle, a heart, and a star

[TwiTracker 973]

Thats because you’re an over obsessive fangirl of Twilight

Just like I raised you.

Mom! My cutie mark blue bird made out of ice!

[Will Guide 21,325]

14 hours ago, TwiTracker said:

Thats because you’re an over obsessive fangirl of Twilight

Just like I raised you.

Mom! My cutie mark blue bird made out of ice!

Twilight the Pony Princess of Friendship Or Twilight, the awful romance books involving sparkling vampires and shirtless werewolves?

Your Cutie Mark means you'll soon do battle with a Firebird.

Mom! My Cutie Mark is Mickey Mouse.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

An extra spicy meme. 

[Brobot 1,436]

HEHEHEH MEME POWERS GO

MOM MY CUTIE MARK IS AJIT PAI

[CheeryFox 23,811]

12 minutes ago, woodchunks66 said:

HEHEHEH MEME POWERS GO

MOM MY CUTIE MARK IS AJIT PAI

OMFG - WHY?

Chocolate cake! <9

[Brobot 1,436]

Just now, Snowflurry said:

OMFG - WHY?

Chocolate cake! <9

MOM I THINK MY DESTINY IS TO REPELE NET NEUTRALITY 

Spoiler

 

 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

You have no mark of cutie.

 

Mom! My cutie mark is Cthulhu.