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Because I'm a fat neckbeard that lives with his mom and plays video games, is highly interested in Japanese animation from the 1980s, and is obsessed with a cartoon for very young girls... and I never leave the house because my family can't afford to travel. :please:

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6 minutes ago, AveryGamerDude said:

Because I'm a fat neckbeard that lives with his mom and plays video games, is highly interested in Japanese animation from the 1980s, and is obsessed with a cartoon for very young girls... and I never leave the house because my family can't afford to travel. :please:

Yeah, that's one good way to say it.

I was going for "I suck at life" but your answer is better

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Well for one thing due to the covid situation there isn’t much going on. So I can’t go out and meet new people. Second most online dating apps, at least those using it around where I live, are mostly looking for hookups. The ones I found that seemed decent enough online were completely different people in person. Not good people.

Ive also due to covid have ran into a lot of people already in committed relationships looking for friends or just seeing how many likes they can get. 

People can and do easily lie about themselves online. I prefer in person dating. However that’s going to be nearly impossible to do for awhile. Not only that I value personality and mutual interests over appearance. I’ve went out on dates with people far “above my league” in the looks department and learned instantly why they’re still single. Nothings uglier than a bad personality. One of my last dates I tipped the waitress extra because I was so embarrassed/felt bad for how nasty this chick was to her. Unfortunately online this sort of thing didn’t show. I didn’t see who she truly was till in person. 

So I’m most likely going to remain single until I can safely inperson date again or get lucky with a decent online match.

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It’s clearly because I lack a motorcycle. Ladies like a woman with a motorcycle right? 
I’m still single because I don’t have a motorcycle. I agree, I personally feel like I’m missing a motorcycle in my life as well. I’m glad we’ve come to the real cause of why I’m still single so I can save up to remedy that lol.

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Answer throughout high school: because I attended an all-boys school meaning limited opportunities to meet girls, and social media wasn't a big thing yet (except MySpace. miss u)

Answer throughout college: because I wanted to focus on my group of friends and not miss out on what they were doing if I was in a relationship

Answer throughout post-college: because I wanted to focus on getting my career off the ground and start making that monayyyyy

Answer now: because I'm nervous about putting myself out there  uwu

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I'm single because Maressey is single :P

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Because I have ZERO interest in dating someone, or marrying someone. I simply chose to stay single and I prefer being in a platonic relationship.


Rule 11: When the job is done, walk away. 

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Rather than single I like to say I am free

But yeah even though I have sorta flirted with the idea. I think having someone in that sense would screw me over, having to make compromises all the time, sure certain things are easier to manage with two people but so what. I don't think clinging to someone will help and I don't want to give all my care to just one person and feel closed or less open to everything else. The novelty of such pursuits wears off eventually and since I don't plan on having children there is no real need for such.

 

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I pick backstabbers and unloyal "introduce me to your brony famous friends" type of people. So i have made the conscious decision that intimate relationships are not for me


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Several reasons, I'm shy, I'm not looking for anyone, not sure anyone would understand me and I'm pretty elusive if anyone was after me. I'm not totally disinterested but it's unlikely to happen.

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Been single since 2018 and my mom won't leave me alone asking about it lol. I keep saying the same thing "I haven't found a girl that'll watch anime with me on the couch on a Saturday night instead of going out to get drunk at a club". So until then :3 

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I've bowed out of the dating game until Covid is over. Just not worth it right now when it's hard or impossible to meet face to face.

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Friendship isn't always easy. But it's definitely worth fighting for.

 

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