Ask a Nerd. Or Ask a Puddle of Water. I'm Not Picky.

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Also, if anyone looks at you funny, just yell 'DUALITY MADE ME DO ET' at the top of your lungs.

That should clear up any confusion.

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Works every time. (Either that, or people just think I'm a weirdo, but what's the difference )

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Good, good; I suppose I can afford to divulge a few secrets...

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*proceeds to explain entire plan in detail* 

..You really are a textbook villain...  

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it so is

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Maybe I'm roasting you, but I'm certainly not an architecture buff, thank you very much.

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I feel deeply betrayed right now.

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My response to both questions: T109s are best fruit.

Riddle me this.

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Gonna be 100% honest, I even googled it and I still have no idea what that is.

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I lost quarter of an hour of my precious life playing that adorably addictive game when you posted that.

How dare you sir.

How dare you.

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Mission accomplished  

Very glad you liked it  

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Not booksmart purple, before you go getting any fav-pony ideas (also that's racist how dare you sir), just purple.

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You also own ze plushie derefor twily is ur fave hoers coanfurmed  

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Tuxedos are just suits but with extra satin, so suits.

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. . .

*sniff* Very well, I see that we can be friends no longer. Adieu, Mr. Wave-Particle.  

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DUCK DODGERS FTW

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

 

 

-How do you tie your shoelaces?

-What's your daily routine, roughly?

-What's your opinion on Princess Cadenza?

-How much pone-related merch do you own?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

*proceeds to explain entire plan in detail* 

..You really are a textbook villain...  

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Yet, tragically for you, my good sir, I'm not.

If you actually believed that sorry excuse for a plan, you're a gullible protag.

Which, since you apparently did, means you lied to me and thus are the latest object of my dread revenge.

Tremble before my wrath.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I feel deeply betrayed right now.

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You can't be an architecture buff if you believed the 'Bernoulli Cathedral' ad-libbing.

Nor a physics one, if you don't recognise Bernoulli's name.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Gonna be 100% honest, I even googled it and I still have no idea what that is.

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Go search 'T109 fruit'.

Stop making us hardcore Googlers cri.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You also own ze plushie derefor twily is ur fave hoers coanfurmed  

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I own a Rarity plushie too, and she has purple hair.

How dare you jump to such conclusions.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

*sniff* Very well, I see that we can be friends no longer. Adieu, Mr. Wave-Particle.  

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FASHION DENIER

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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I've only watched like two episodes, though, so no call to get too excited there.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How do you tie your shoelaces?

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With a generic shoelace knot like a normal human.

Not everything I do has to be utterly unique, y'know. 

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your daily routine, roughly?

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Depends on the day. Get up, eat breakfast, go to tertiary study if applicable, eat lunch, go to tertiary study if applicable, eat dinner, go to sleep, and waste any and all free time on MLPF and occasionally science sites. My life is not overmuch interesting, unfortunately.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your opinion on Princess Cadenza?

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Pink lovehoers. Much magic. Ladybugs awake. Weirdly efficient projectile aerodynamics. Just the usual.

  On 2017-09-25 at 12:17 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How much pone-related merch do you own?

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'Kay, I have a high-quality Twi plushie, an equally high-quality Rarity plushie, a mini spaghetti-mane Rarity, a matching Spike but actually really high-quality for a spaghetti-mane lineup because he has no mane, two McD's Fluttershy figurines acquired from the gutter where some hoers-haters/ungrateful children left them, one Twilight figurine acquired the same way and carefully tended to where the left half of her body had been shredded by being run over (  ), the EoH guidebook volumes 1 & 2, a bunch of smolhoers stickers from various books and giveaway sheets, a Funko Rainbow Dash, a Kinder Surprise Rainbow Dash, a tiny fanmade RD plushie, a Flim and Flam matching pair of fanmade stainless steel cutie-mark-sandblast-etched hip flasks (for water, thank you very much, don't go getting any ideas), and a set of six Fun Loveby (sic) Horses (moulds ripped off the 2011 Collector's Set official figurines).

I think that's all of it.

Edited September 25, 2017 by Duality

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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If you actually believed that sorry excuse for a plan, you're a gullible protag.

Which, since you apparently did, means you lied to me and thus are the latest object of my dread revenge.

Tremble before my wrath.

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Movie spoilers, Duality. You'll never see them coming.

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You can't be an architecture buff if you believed the 'Bernoulli Cathedral' ad-libbing.

Nor a physics one, if you don't recognise Bernoulli's name.

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"recognise" So you're one of those people, huh...

Anyway, I'm not one either, never said I was, and to be honest, at no point did I have an idea of what you were on about with this, I just decided to play along anyway.

Still feel betrayed nonetheless  

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Go search 'T109 fruit'.

Stop making us hardcore Googlers cri.

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. . .

Why does that exist?

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I own a Rarity plushie too, and she has purple hair.

How dare you jump to such conclusions.

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But fashion hoers mostly white, not perple

Silly hydroxide equine 

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FASHION DENIER

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EXTRAAAAAAAAA  SATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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I've only watched like two episodes, though, so no call to get too excited there.

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SUCH AN UNDERRATED SHOW WHY 

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Depends on the day. Get up, eat breakfast, go to tertiary study if applicable, eat lunch, go to tertiary study if applicable, eat dinner, go to sleep, and waste any and all free time on MLPF and occasionally science sites. My life is not overmuch interesting, unfortunately.

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Silly Duality, you left out the death-ray assembling

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'Kay, I have a high-quality Twi plushie, an equally high-quality Rarity plushie, a mini spaghetti-mane Rarity, a matching Spike but actually really high-quality for a spaghetti-mane lineup because he has no mane, two McD's Fluttershy figurines acquired from the gutter where some hoers-haters/ungrateful children left them, one Twilight figurine acquired the same way and carefully tended to where the left half of her body had been shredded by being run over (  ), the EoH guidebook volumes 1 & 2, a bunch of smolhoers stickers from various books and giveaway sheets, a Funko Rainbow Dash, a Kinder Surprise Rainbow Dash, a tiny fanmade RD plushie, a Flim and Flam matching pair of fanmade stainless steel cutie-mark-sandblast-etched hip flasks (for water, thank you very much, don't go getting any ideas), and a set of six Fun Loveby (sic) Horses (moulds ripped off the 2011 Collector's Set official figurines).

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A pone toy rescuer?  +1000 respect

 

 

MOAR ASK

-Peanut butter and jelly or butter and jam?

-Reforming Chrysalis: yea or nay?

-Where is the center of the universe?

-Any opinions/ideas regarding the ruined castle in the Everfree?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

"recognise" So you're one of those people, huh...

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Not really, I'm just half American and half European, so I get to pick and choose which grammar rules I like.

It's easier to grammar-check a document for consistent use of 'recognise'/'recognize' when you use 's' for everything, because you can just search the document for the letter 'z' and have pretty much no results show up besides 'recognize'-type errors.

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Why does that exist?

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Because it can.

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

But fashion hoers mostly white, not perple

Silly hydroxide equine 

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but white light composed of purple light mixed with all other light colours, so fashion hoers technically purple all over

silli satinsuit

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SUCH AN UNDERRATED SHOW WHY 

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I HAVE BAD INTERNET I CAN'T EVEN WATCH SMOLHOERS SHOW

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Silly Duality, you left out the death-ray assembling

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You asked for my daily routine, not my nightly one.

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A pone toy rescuer?  +1000 respect

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How could anyone leave a poor beat-up Fluttershy just lying in the gutter?

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Peanut butter and jelly or butter and jam?

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Peanut butter and apple slices.

If you haven't tried them, you've never lived.

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Reforming Chrysalis: yea or nay?

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NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH GET AWAY FROM ME HERETIC

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Where is the center of the universe?

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I'm not really at liberty to divulge my location of residence on the internet. Online safety, you understand.

  On 2017-09-26 at 4:33 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Any opinions/ideas regarding the ruined castle in the Everfree?

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Opinions: sweg oldplace with lots of shiny lore behind it.

Ideas: whatever you were saying the other day about how the princesses should return to it and reminisce.

Edited September 26, 2017 by Duality

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It's easier to grammar-check a document for consistent use of 'recognise'/'recognize' when you use 's' for everything, because you can just search the document for the letter 'z' and have pretty much no results show up besides 'recognize'-type errors.

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I suppose that is quite a considerable advantage. 

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but white light composed of purple light mixed with all other light colours, so fashion hoers technically purple all over

silli satinsuit

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Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...   you sure do know a lot about this, don't cha? 

RARITAY IS UR FAEV HOARS PONE CONFURM!!!1!!11!!1    

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I HAVE BAD INTERNET I CAN'T EVEN WATCH SMOLHOERS SHOW

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THEN GET BETTER INTERNET WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED MORE

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You asked for my daily routine, not my nightly one.

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Ah, I see. 

Very well.

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How could anyone leave a poor beat-up Fluttershy just lying in the gutter?

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Captain Duality

He's a hero

Gonna bring pone toy abandonment levels

Down to zero

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Peanut butter and apple slices.

If you haven't tried them, you've never lived.

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I've tried them individually, does that count? 

Peanut butter isn't very common among households around here.

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NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH GET AWAY FROM ME HERETIC

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A proper answer, at last.

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I'm not really at liberty to divulge my location of residence on the internet. Online safety, you understand.

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. . .

SUBTLE.

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Opinions: sweg oldplace with lots of shiny lore behind it.

Ideas: whatever you were saying the other day about how the princesses should return to it and reminisce.

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The other day? More like two weeks ago

Also dat my idea how cud you steelz it you idea steeler

 

 

-Can you dance? Sing? Act?

-Do you own a vehicle? If yes, what is it?

-Muffins or cupcakes?

-Opinions on Hearty McFlurry?

Edited September 28, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I suppose that is quite a considerable advantage.

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I'm pragmatic when it comes to this sort of thing.

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...   you sure do know a lot about this, don't cha? 

RARITAY IS UR FAEV HOARS PONE CONFURM!!!1!!11!!1    

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It's physics.

Of course I know a lot about it.

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THEN GET BETTER INTERNET WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED MORE

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MONEY

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Captain Duality

He's a hero

Gonna bring pone toy abandonment levels

Down to zero

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10/10 would use as tv show theme tune

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I've tried them individually, does that count? 

Peanut butter isn't very common among households around here.

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DOOOOO EEEEET

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A proper answer, at last.

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And yet I still subverted your option choice.

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

SUBTLE.

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Thank you, I thought so myself.

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The other day? More like two weeks ago

Also dat my idea how cud you steelz it you idea steeler

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meh time flies and all that

also i steelz it cuz you neva sed donut steel duh was fair gaem

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Can you dance? Sing? Act?

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I have a beautiful bass singing voice, pretty much optimised for hymn-singing. No can dance, and dunno about acting. Can ad-lib comedy sorta-skits pretty well, though.

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do you own a vehicle? If yes, what is it?

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I actually own about 30 vehicles. I lose track of exactly how many I have and of what brands, but I know for certain I have a 1959 Lamborghini, a steamroller, and at least one monster truck, on top of the obligatory ten to fifteen custom supercars.

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I am not actually lying. Riddle me this.

 

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Muffins or cupcakes?

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DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE AHHHHH

  On 2017-09-28 at 3:59 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Opinions on Hearty McFlurry?

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That is all.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

  On 2017-09-29 at 3:20 AM, Duality said:

I actually own about 30 vehicles. I lose track of exactly how many I have and of what brands, but I know for certain I have a 1959 Lamborghini, a steamroller, and at least one monster truck, on top of the obligatory ten to fifteen custom supercars.

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Stop talking about your Hot Wheels collection.

 

Questions:

1. Puzzles, enjoy them?

2. Say you discover a portal to Equestria, what do you do with it? Try to keep it secret? Or notify the world of your discovery?

3. Your opinion on bottled water that claims to be "purer" than others?

[Yumekai 735]

Why is your name Duality? 

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-29 at 3:48 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Stop talking about your Hot Wheels collection.

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nah matchboxes better

  On 2017-09-29 at 3:48 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Puzzles, enjoy them?

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Very much so, unless they're those evil metal ball-and-ring type logic puzzles that are just like 'get this piece off this piece and then back on again'.

  On 2017-09-29 at 3:48 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Say you discover a portal to Equestria, what do you do with it? Try to keep it secret? Or notify the world of your discovery?

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Go through it, gain an audience with Celestia, and let her choose whether to tell Earth of Equestria's existence. I figure she's better qualified to make that sort of decision, although I would make a point of telling her about Earth's reputation for mindless violence and my reputation for being a very good visitor to Equestria yes see here it says so on my curriculum vitae right here under 'things I totally didn't make up' yes yes very legitimate of course you should let me visit Equestria anytime what could go wrong?

  On 2017-09-29 at 3:48 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Your opinion on bottled water that claims to be "purer" than others?

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Lightweights.

They wouldn't know pure if I came up and punched them in the face.

  On 2017-09-29 at 4:13 AM, Yumekai said:

Why is your name Duality? 

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Glad you asked (someone had to). My username (and account, and O.C., and, well, pretty much everything else) is themed around a quantum-physical principle called wave-particle duality, whereby particles behave like waves under certain physical circumstances while still technically being particles at the same time. My original avatar was a droplet of water hitting the surface of a pond, causing ripples that spread out from the point of impact, which is a common analogy for wave-particle duality (the droplet hitting the pond represents the 'particle' aspect of the particle, and the ripples represent the 'wave' aspect of it).

Thus, Duality was formed.

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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It's physics.

Of course I know a lot about it.

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Embrace your fashion hoers waifu, Duality. Embrace her.

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DOOOOO EEEEET

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BUT THE STORE IS SOOOO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

AND THIS CHAIR IS SOOOOOOOOO COMFYYYYYY

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And yet I still subverted your option choice.

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Yes, yes, such a clever rebel, here's a golden star for ya

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I have a beautiful bass singing voice, pretty much optimised for hymn-singing. No can dance, and dunno about acting. Can ad-lib comedy sorta-skits pretty well, though.

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oh snap bois brace yourselves we got a physicist comedian over here

I would SO watch you in a stand-up show...  

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I actually own about 30 vehicles. I lose track of exactly how many I have and of what brands, but I know for certain I have a 1959 Lamborghini, a steamroller, and at least one monster truck, on top of the obligatory ten to fifteen custom supercars.

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Stop talking about your Hot Wheels collection.

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Ah, foiled before I even got the chance to mess around a little. This was the obvious answer, of course.

Also...

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MONEY

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JUST SELL YOUR CAR MODEL COLLECTION DECENT INTERNET IS FAIRLY CHEAP EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS

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DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE AHHHHH

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DEW EEEET

 

-Cats or dogs?

-NMM vs Tempest. Go.

-Technically speaking, can you turn an average TV remote into a bomb?

-Apple or Android (we're talking smartphones here)?

Edited September 29, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Embrace your fashion hoers waifu, Duality. Embrace her.

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i embrace rariteh all teh time i have plushie remember

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT THE STORE IS SOOOO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

AND THIS CHAIR IS SOOOOOOOOO COMFYYYYYY

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RESIST INERTIA

MIND OVER MATTER

THINK OF THE SWEET SWEET PBAPPLES

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Yes, yes, such a clever rebel, here's a golden star for ya

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but no don't wanna gold star gold's gonna depreciate after we take out the capitalist economy

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

oh snap bois brace yourselves we got a physicist comedian over here

I would SO watch you in a stand-up show...  

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Probably would only be able to do a standup worth watching if my brother was up there as well. We play off each other hilariously, especially if we're both slightly sleep-deprived.

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

JUST SELL YOUR CAR MODEL COLLECTION DECENT INTERNET IS FAIRLY CHEAP EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS

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BUT IT WORTH NO MONEY THEY NO WORTH NOTHING THEY ALL CHEAP LIKE MAYBE $50 TOTAL IF A CRAYCRAY RICH CAR COLLECTOR WON THE AUCTION

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DEW EEEET

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ICED MUFFINS

COMPROMISE

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Cats or dogs?

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Cats duh why would you even ask that

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NMM vs Tempest. Go.

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In terms of swegpowa, NMM could easily smash Tempest into tiny little edgypone shards, methinks.

In terms of edgyponeness, though, Tempest wins, no competition (unless we're talking final form NMM with jagged arcane barbspikes on all her rune-etched moon armour).

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Technically speaking, can you turn an average TV remote into a bomb?

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If you were just rewiring the electrical component of it, sure, but it would be a really really small bomb that couldn't even destroy itself with its explosion, let alone any of its surroundings.

If you had a 100%-efficiency matter-to-energy converter, though, we're talking approx. 100 Hiroshima nuclear explosions (assuming 200g remote); E=mc^2 means little mass = big energy, and Hiroshima only involved about 2g of matter turned into energy by the bomb's internal nuclear reaction.

  On 2017-09-29 at 11:57 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Apple or Android (we're talking smartphones here)?

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Never owned no Apple ('xcept for a teeny adorable orange one on my bookcase), so I can't really comment either way.

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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i embrace rariteh all teh time i have plushie remember

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AHA! SO YOU ADMIT THAT RARITY IS YOUR FASHION HOERS WAIFU

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RESIST INERTIA

MIND OVER MATTER

THINK OF THE SWEET SWEET PBAPPLES

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BUT I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOOOUUUSE

AND TAAALK TO PEOOOPLEEEE

AND OTHER TEDIOUS STUFF I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO IF I JUST SAT HERE

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BUT IT WORTH NO MONEY THEY NO WORTH NOTHING THEY ALL CHEAP LIKE MAYBE $50 TOTAL IF A CRAYCRAY RICH CAR COLLECTOR WON THE AUCTION

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AND HOW MUCH DOES DECENT INTERNET COST WHERE YOU LIVE JEEZ

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ICED MUFFINS

COMPROMISE

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Clever boy...

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Cats duh why would you even ask that

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YES.

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If you were just rewiring the electrical component of it, sure, but it would be a really really small bomb that couldn't even destroy itself with its explosion, let alone any of its surroundings.

If you had a 100%-efficiency matter-to-energy converter, though, we're talking approx. 100 Hiroshima nuclear explosions (assuming 200g remote); E=mc^2 means little mass = big energy, and Hiroshima only involved about 2g of matter turned into energy by the bomb's internal nuclear reaction.

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...And where exactly can I find that whatchamacallit converter thing?

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Never owned no Apple ('xcept for a teeny adorable orange one on my bookcase), so I can't really comment either way.

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you made the right choice

 

 

-Ideal vacation: mountain or sea?

-Favorite book?

-Daybreaker: thoughts?

-What's a quantum destabilizer?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

AHA! SO YOU ADMIT THAT RARITY IS YOUR FASHION HOERS WAIFU

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BUT NO I HAVE TWITWI PLUSHIE TOO AND AM LOOKING AT BUYING ALL THE OTHER MANE SIX PLUSHIES REMEMBER

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOOOUUUSE

AND TAAALK TO PEOOOPLEEEE

AND OTHER TEDIOUS STUFF I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO IF I JUST SAT HERE

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DOOOO EEEEET

DON'T MAKE ME COME FOR YOU

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

AND HOW MUCH DOES DECENT INTERNET COST WHERE YOU LIVE

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ABOUT $50 PER FEW MONTHS SO I WOULDN'T GET DECENT INTERNET FOR VERY LONG

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Clever boy...

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*man

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YES.

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I thought I already mentioned that I lived with two cats.

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...And where exactly can I find that whatchamacallit converter thing?

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On my Amazon one-stop-shop-for-world-domination. Only $5,999,999,999,999 US or pay the small, small fee of $2,999,999,999 US per week for the next 50 years (or the rest of your life, whichever ends first; outstanding payments are deducted from end-of-life holdings).

Terms and conditions apply.

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ideal vacation: mountain or sea?

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Cold or wet. Wonderful.

Probably sea, because there's a higher likelihood of me being able to scavenge food for survival if the mini-fridge runs out. Also because shells are purdy and rock pools are nifty.

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite book?

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DON'T MAKE MEH CHOOSE

something something sir terry pratchett something something discworld

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Daybreaker: thoughts?

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SHE BREATHES FIRE AND HER ARMOUR IS SPIKY SO MUCH BLACK WE GET IT YOU'RE SAD AHHHHHHH

 

 

 

also her name was almost identical to the name i headcanoned for celestia's alter ego

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mine was dawnbreaker

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i thought i was so witty and original

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and then the show staff were precisely as funny and original as me in exactly the same way

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THEY STALK ME I TELL YOU

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ILLUMINATI CONFIIIIIIRRRRRRRMED

 

 

 

 

 

  On 2017-09-30 at 12:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's a quantum destabilizer?

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Pfeh, you Gravity Falls peons.

If you don't want my totally scientific explanation of the sort of thing I would consider an IRL quantum destabiliser without any reference to Gravity Falls whatsoever because I've never watched it and don't really intend to at any point in the future because I still have no idea what that show is actually about, you're already reading it so it's too late to back out now.

IRL quantum destabiliser = anything that can measure the properties of particles.

When certain properties of particles are measured, other specific properties become harder to measure. For example, if you measure the exact speed of a particle, the exact position of the particle becomes impossible to measure accurately. There is no currently known reason for this phenomenon, referred to as the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

In addition, if you measure certain properties of particles-that-are-behaving-as-waves (cf. wave-particle duality, explained two Duality-posts ago), such as their position, the particles stop behaving as waves and return to behaving as particles. This second, similar, phenomenon is called quantum waveform collapse, and the reason behind it is also unknown and currently a matter of intense scientific and philosophical debate.

 

TL;DR: If you want to destabilise a quantum (a.k.a. a wave-particle thingy), all you have to do is measure its properties. Thus, a quantum destabiliser is anything you use to measure particles' properties. Gravity Falls is probably pseudoscience.

Edited October 4, 2017 by Duality

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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BUT NO I HAVE TWITWI PLUSHIE TOO AND AM LOOKING AT BUYING ALL THE OTHER MANE SIX PLUSHIES REMEMBER

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YEAH BUT I SAID EMBRACE YOUR FASHION HOERS WAIFU AND YOU SAID YOU'LL HUG YOUR RARITY PLUSH THEREFORE RARITY UR WAIFU EXPOZ'D

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DOOOO EEEEET

DON'T MAKE ME COME FOR YOU

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. . .

Could you buy a jar of peanut butter on your way here? 

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ABOUT $50 PER FEW MONTHS SO I WOULDN'T GET DECENT INTERNET FOR VERY LONG

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THAT'S THE BIGGEST RIPOFF IVE EVER HEARD OF WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INTERNET FROM 'RICH PEOPLE INTERNET INC'

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*man

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It just doesn't have the same ring to it...

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I thought I already mentioned that I lived with two cats.

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But that could've been because you didn't have enough space to have a dog

Sorry, I'm just paranoid 

Dog lovers

Dog lovers everywhere

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Don't get me wrong I love doggos too but HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER SEEN A BABY KITTEN OH MY SWEET LORD AND SAVIOR THE CUTENESS

 

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On my Amazon one-stop-shop-for-world-domination. Only $5,999,999,999,999 US or pay the small, small fee of $2,999,999,999 US per week for the next 50 years (or the rest of your life, whichever ends first; outstanding payments are deducted from end-of-life holdings).

Terms and conditions apply.

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...So you have money for this sort of stuff, but not for decent internet? 

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also her name was almost identical to the name i headcanoned for celestia's alter ego

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Quite the peculiar coincidence, indeed...

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Pfeh, you Gravity Falls peons.

If you don't want my totally scientific explanation of the sort of thing I would consider an IRL quantum destabiliser without any reference to Gravity Falls whatsoever because I've never watched it and don't really intend to at any point in the future because I still have no idea what that show is actually about, you're already reading it so it's too late to back out now.

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>"never watched the show"

>immediately connects the quantum destabilizer to the show

You googled it didn't you.

ALSO IT'S GREAT SHOW MUCH MYSTERY VERY GUD CHARACTERS CHAOS GOD DORITO WATCH EEET

SELL YOUR SOUL, BUY INTERNET AND WATCH IT. WATCH ALL OF THEM. DO IT. DO IT NOW.

 

 

-Opinions on Equestria Girls?

-Best batman villain?

-What's a question you ask yourself on a relatively regular basis?

-Do you practice sports?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YEAH BUT I SAID EMBRACE YOUR FASHION HOERS WAIFU AND YOU SAID YOU'LL HUG YOUR RARITY PLUSH THEREFORE RARITY UR WAIFU EXPOZ'D

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FINE BUT ONLY IF THE REST OF THE MANE SIX CAN BE MY WAIFUS TOO

AND IF YOU BUY ME THEIR PLUSHIES

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Could you buy a jar of peanut butter on your way here? 

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nu

wait yes

but it'll be EXTRA SMOOOOOOTH

*gasps from audience, several faint*

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S THE BIGGEST RIPOFF IVE EVER HEARD OF WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INTERNET FROM 'RICH PEOPLE INTERNET INC'

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IT'S NOT JUST INTERNET FOR ME IT'S INTERNET FOR MY FACEBOOK JUNKIE OF A BROTHER

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

But that could've been because you didn't have enough space to have a dog

Sorry, I'm just paranoid 

Dog lovers

Dog lovers everywhere

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be careful what you say

my applejack figurine can see the computer screen

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...So you have money for this sort of stuff, but not for decent internet?

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NOT IF NO-ONE BUYS IT

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

>"never watched the show"

>immediately connects the quantum destabilizer to the show

You googled it didn't you.

ALSO IT'S GREAT SHOW MUCH MYSTERY VERY GUD CHARACTERS CHAOS GOD DORITO WATCH EEET

SELL YOUR SOUL, BUY INTERNET AND WATCH IT. WATCH ALL OF THEM. DO IT. DO IT NOW.

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Of course I Googled it. It's hardly like you're original enough to come up with a sci-fi name like that all by yourself.

Uh, yeah, I Google pretty much everything so I can be completely original in a way that no-one else on the internet has ever been before. It's called 'doing research'. Fun stuff.

Also, HOW MANY TV SHOWS ARE YOU GOING TO FORCE ME TO WATCH MAN IF YOU SAY I SHOULD WATCH NARUTO YOU'RE GOING OUT THE FOURTH-FLOOR WINDOW

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Opinions on Equestria Girls?

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Equestria Girls: Easily Avoidable High School Drama is Magic.

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Best batman villain?

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Batman.

Don't contradict meh.

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's a question you ask yourself on a relatively regular basis?

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"What was I wanting to do again?"

Usually uttered just as absently wandering into a random room of the house for a reason lost to the mists of time.

  On 2017-10-01 at 12:32 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do you practice sports?

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Yes, actually.

Chess is a sport.

Recognised by over 100 countries as well as the International Olympic Committee, in fact.

If you mean active sports, though, lolnope.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

  On 2017-09-29 at 8:08 AM, Duality said:

I figure she's better qualified to make that sort of decision, although I would make a point of telling her about Earth's reputation for mindless violence and my reputation for being a very good visitor to Equestria yes see here it says so on my curriculum vitae right here under 'things I totally didn't make up' yes yes very legitimate of course you should let me visit Equestria anytime what could go wrong?

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Ha.

HA.

 

  On 2017-10-01 at 9:23 PM, Duality said:

Also, HOW MANY TV SHOWS ARE YOU GOING TO FORCE ME TO WATCH MAN IF YOU SAY I SHOULD WATCH NARUTO YOU'RE GOING OUT THE FOURTH-FLOOR WINDOW

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Gravity Falls is soooo good though...

 

Questions:

1. What is your favorite palindrome?

2. If you could talk to any historical figure, dead or alive, for one hour, who would you choose?

3. Why do particles act differently when observed?

4. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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FINE BUT ONLY IF THE REST OF THE MANE SIX CAN BE MY WAIFUS TOO

AND IF YOU BUY ME THEIR PLUSHIES

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NU ONLY FASHON HOERS IS UR WAIFU

I KNOW THEY'RE ALL GREAT BUT YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE

THAT'S THE DIFFICULT PART

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nu

wait yes

but it'll be EXTRA SMOOOOOOTH

*gasps from audience, several faint*

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I swear your whole life is a soap opera

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IT'S NOT JUST INTERNET FOR ME IT'S INTERNET FOR MY FACEBOOK JUNKIE OF A BROTHER

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DO YOU NOT USE A ROUTER? BECAUSE A ROUTER THAT PROVIDES GREAT INTERNET CAN PROVIDE GOOD INTERNET FOR MULTIPLE DEVICES AT THE SAME TIME

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be careful what you say

my applejack figurine can see the computer screen

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I don't fear the plastic.

I fear what it represents.

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NOT IF NO-ONE BUYS IT

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BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE MAKE A SMALLER LESS DESTRUCTIVE ONE AND SELL IT CHEAPER

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Of course I Googled it. It's hardly like you're original enough to come up with a sci-fi name like that all by yourself.

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I am wounded. Wounded, I tell you!

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Also, HOW MANY TV SHOWS ARE YOU GOING TO FORCE ME TO WATCH MAN IF YOU SAY I SHOULD WATCH NARUTO YOU'RE GOING OUT THE FOURTH-FLOOR WINDOW

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What @TigerGeekGuy said.

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Equestria Girls: Easily Avoidable High School Drama is Magic.

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This has to be the most neutral yet hilarious description of it I've ever heard; have a Tux Point.

It's not as useful as a Dual Point, but hey, you can get a hug or a free sketch just for you! And no; we don't have death rays.

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Batman.

Don't contradict meh.

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Quite the opposite, my friend, that is a most adequate answer. For the greatest struggle in one's life, is the struggle against themselves...

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"What was I wanting to do again?"

Usually uttered just as absently wandering into a random room of the house for a reason lost to the mists of time.

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..Are you sure you're not Einstein reincarnated?

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Yes, actually.

Chess is a sport.

Recognised by over 100 countries as well as the International Olympic Committee, in fact.

If you mean active sports, though, lolnope.

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GO DO MORE SPORTZ

IZ GUD FOR HEALTH

I'm such a hypocrite

 

 

-What's your favorite season one episode, and why?

-How would you describe Discord to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-What's your favorite planet from our solar system?

-How long can you hold your breath?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:42 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ha.

HA.

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ikr equestria is a death trap

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:42 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your favorite palindrome?

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Hah.

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:42 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you could talk to any historical figure, dead or alive, for one hour, who would you choose?

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An alive one.

jk jk don't kil meh man probably einstein because i'm predictable

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:42 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Why do particles act differently when observed?

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v  READING COMPREHENSION EH TIGS

  On 2017-10-01 at 3:36 AM, Duality said:

When certain properties of particles are measured, other specific properties become harder to measure. For example, if you measure the exact speed of a particle, the exact position of the particle becomes impossible to measure accurately. There is no currently known reason for this phenomenon, referred to as the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

In addition, if you measure certain properties of particles-that-are-behaving-as-waves (cf. wave-particle duality, explained two Duality-posts ago), such as their position, the particles stop behaving as waves and return to behaving as particles. This second, similar, phenomenon is called quantum waveform collapse, and the reason behind it is also unknown and currently a matter of intense scientific and philosophical debate.

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If you wanted one of my classic pseudoscience yes-yes-much-legitimacy answers instead of a boring 'no-one knows', then it's probably because particles are all actually incredibly hygiene-obsessed (hey, you don't get to be considered a mathematically idealised point particle if you leave yourself coated in grime constantly) and are currently all in the middle of eons-long showers (we all know the person).

Obviously, the particles don't want us mathematically reconstructing a model of them taking a shower (because seriously who would), and thus squirm around whenever we try to take measurements of their properties, messing up all our readings and making us engage in intense philosophical debates about why they're doing it (they're just trying to take a shower in peace stop overanalysing it guys).

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:42 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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bruh have you ever seen him tango

got three left talons he does

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NU ONLY FASHON HOERS IS UR WAIFU

I KNOW THEY'RE ALL GREAT BUT YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE

THAT'S THE DIFFICULT PART

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THAT IS LIES I CAN HAS AS MANY AS WANT STAHP TRY TO DEPRIVE MEH OF HOERS

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I swear your whole life is a soap opera

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*reality TV show

didn't i mention that already

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DO YOU NOT USE A ROUTER? BECAUSE A ROUTER THAT PROVIDES GREAT INTERNET CAN PROVIDE GOOD INTERNET FOR MULTIPLE DEVICES AT THE SAME TIME

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THAT'S NOT THE POINT THE POINT IS THAT MY BROTHER USES SO MUCH INTERNET THAT IT COSTS $50 PER MONTH JUST TO KEEP HIM ON FACEBOOK AND ME ON THE FORUMS YOU CALLED IT A RIPOFF BEFORE BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FAIRLY AVERAGE INTERNET COSTS

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE MAKE A SMALLER LESS DESTRUCTIVE ONE AND SELL IT CHEAPER

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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DESTRUCTIVE IT'S A MATTER-TO-ENERGY CONVERTER ONE GRAM OF ANY MATERIAL YOU WANT LIKE DIRT ROCK AIR WHATEVER CAN GIVE YOU A SMALL NUKE WORTH OF FREE HARNESSABLE ENERGY THERE'S NO POINT MAKING IT SMALLER IT'LL STILL COST THE SAME TO BUILD

AND BEFORE YOU ASK ME WHY I'M NOT IN THE ENERGY BUSINESS IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY LEFT AFTER BUILDING THE THING AND MY GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN IS GETTING BRANDED A HOAX

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I am wounded. Wounded, I tell you!

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yas gud mai sadism much satiated

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

This has to be the most neutral yet hilarious description of it I've ever heard; have a Tux Point.

It's not as useful as a Dual Point, but hey, you can get a hug or a free sketch just for you! And no; we don't have death rays.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT DID YOU SAY A FREE SKETCH HOW DO I CASH THESE POINTS IN I WANNA BANK MY CHIPS

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Quite the opposite, my friend, that is a most adequate answer. For the greatest struggle in one's life, is the struggle against themselves...

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bleah such philosophy i just said batman because batman is sweg

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

..Are you sure you're not Einstein reincarnated?

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Mayyyyybeeeee?

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

GO DO MORE SPORTZ

IZ GUD FOR HEALTH

I'm such a hypocrite

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I DO SPORTS ALL THE TIME CHESS IS A SPORT REMEMBER

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favorite season one episode, and why?

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I don't know it's been like months since I watched an episode I've been meaning to get onto that for ages

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Discord to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

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I told my dad that Discord was John de Lancie and he near did a spit-take, so there's that.

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favorite planet from our solar system?

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Earth, because it's the only planet in the entire universe known to hold life.

If Earth doesn't count, then Jupiter, because it's got metallic hydrogen at its core and we have no idea how metallic hydrogen behaves.

If Jupiter doesn't count (I don't know why it wouldn't it meets all the criteria), then Pluto, because I STILL BELIEVE

  On 2017-10-03 at 6:46 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How long can you hold your breath?

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I have no idea; I read at a very young age the fact that holding your breath causes appreciable brain damage, even if you only do it for a minute or two, and haven't engaged in hold-your-breath competitions since.

Edited October 4, 2017 by Duality

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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THAT IS LIES I CAN HAS AS MANY AS WANT STAHP TRY TO DEPRIVE MEH OF HOERS

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ONLY ONE

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*reality TV show

didn't i mention that already

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More like The Big Bang Theory.

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THAT'S NOT THE POINT THE POINT IS THAT MY BROTHER USES SO MUCH INTERNET THAT IT COSTS $50 PER MONTH JUST TO KEEP HIM ON FACEBOOK AND ME ON THE FORUMS YOU CALLED IT A RIPOFF BEFORE BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FAIRLY AVERAGE INTERNET COSTS

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YOU GOT SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED

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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DESTRUCTIVE IT'S A MATTER-TO-ENERGY CONVERTER ONE GRAM OF ANY MATERIAL YOU WANT LIKE DIRT ROCK AIR WHATEVER CAN GIVE YOU A SMALL NUKE WORTH OF FREE HARNESSABLE ENERGY THERE'S NO POINT MAKING IT SMALLER IT'LL STILL COST THE SAME TO BUILD

AND BEFORE YOU ASK ME WHY I'M NOT IN THE ENERGY BUSINESS IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY LEFT AFTER BUILDING THE THING AND MY GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN IS GETTING BRANDED A HOAX

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SELL IT TO A GOVERNMENT DUH

SILLY WATER PUDDLE

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yas gud mai sadism much satiated

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WAIT WAIT WAIT DID YOU SAY A FREE SKETCH HOW DO I CASH THESE POINTS IN I WANNA BANK MY CHIPS

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Oh, just tell me, hand them in, and I'll get you your desired prize.

Here are the prices:

One (1) Hug - One (1) TuxPoint™

One (1) Sketch (1 character of choice) - Three (3) TuxPoints™

??? - Ten (10) TuxPoints™

YOU HAVE: ONE (1) TUXPOINT™

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bleah such philosophy i just said batman because batman is sweg

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MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mayyyyybeeeee?

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Leaked picture of Duality click at own risk:

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I DO SPORTS ALL THE TIME CHESS IS A SPORT REMEMBER

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DO MORE THAN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

GO OUTSIDE

GET IN SHAPE

GET ALL THE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND CHARISMATIC LADIES

???
PROFIT

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I don't know it's been like months since I watched an episode I've been meaning to get onto that for ages

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How dareth thee! Thou shall be exposed to pone semantics as soon as possible!

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I told my dad that Discord was John de Lancie and he near did a spit-take, so there's that.

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Yeah, I went trough something similar myself...

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then Pluto, because I STILL BELIEVE

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heretic

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I have no idea; I read at a very young age the fact that holding your breath causes appreciable brain damage, even if you only do it for a minute or two, and haven't engaged in hold-your-breath competitions since.

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Silly water puddle, you shouldn't believe everything you read.

 

 

-What's your favorite season premiere/finale?

-How would you describe Celestia to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-How many stories does your house have?

-Can you detonate atoms with your telekinetic powers?

Edited October 3, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ONLY ONE

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THERE CAN BE MORE THAN ONE THIS IS NOT GAME OF THRONES

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

More like The Big Bang Theory.

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you have no idea how many times i've been compared to sheldon

i watched big bang to see what he was like and ended up picking holes in a bunch of his science

most of his science good

some of his science ERRONEOUS

 

i'm better than sheldon

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SELL IT TO A GOVERNMENT DUH

SILLY WATER PUDDLE

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BUT THEY THINK IT'S A HOAX TOOOOOOOO

EXCEPT FOR RUSSIA

THEY WANT TO BUY IT

BUT I MAKE A POINT OF NOT SELLING TO ANYONE LESS SANE THAN ME

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, just tell me, hand them in, and I'll get you your desired prize.

Here are the prices:

One (1) Hug - One (1) TuxPoint™

One (1) Sketch (1 character of choice) - Three (3) TuxPoints™

??? - Ten (10) TuxPoints™

YOU HAVE: ONE (1) TUXPOINT™

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Two points now, if your ask thread reply is anything to go off.

I'm saving for a sketch, methinks.

When you say '1 character of choice', though, do you mean anyone I am desirous of a sketch being made of?

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wait, your mother is called Martha too?

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Leaked picture of Duality click at own risk:

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I can work with this.

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DO MORE THAN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

GO OUTSIDE

GET IN SHAPE

GET ALL THE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND CHARISMATIC LADIES

???
PROFIT

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I walk, like, tens of kilometres a week.

I'm not out of shape.

And I already have plenty of highly intelligent and charismatic ladies.

My school friends consisted solely of a score of smartest-in-the-college and ridiculously charismatic ladies who collectively adopted me as their 'little brother' - since I was about 2 years younger than everyone else in my year level, themselves included -, and told me that I was too young for a girlfriend and they'd 'beat her up' if I got one (as something of a favour in return for me helping them with their schoolwork).

Also one guy.

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

heretic

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sheeple

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Silly water puddle, you shouldn't believe everything you read.

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Which is why I independently verified it at a later age.

Holding your breath is bad for your brain.

Scientifically proven.

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favorite season premiere/finale?

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TIME.

TRAVEL.

4LYF.

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Celestia to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

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White supremacist horse queen with a shimmying eldritch afro.

That oughtta do the trick.

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How many stories does your house have?

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At least a hundred. We have a lot of bookcases.

 

 

Oh, wait, did you mean storeys?

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:51 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Can you detonate atoms with your telekinetic powers?

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Only their nuclei, so far.

Atoms' electrons are proving rather harder to control than their quarks because of how fast the former fly around all the time.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

READING COMPREHENSION EH TIGS

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Ugh, I wanted to hear what you thi...

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

If you wanted one of my classic pseudoscience yes-yes-much-legitimacy answers instead of a boring 'no-one knows', then...

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That’s better,

  On 2017-10-03 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

it's probably because particles are all actually incredibly hygiene-obsessed and are currently all in the middle of eons-long showers.

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...somewhat.

 

Questions:

1. Is there anything Science cannot explain?

2. Opinion on Pinkie’s disobedience of the laws of physics?

3. Is Gummy best philosopher?

4. Where is Canterlot’s center of gravity?

5. If you had no choice but to be turned into one, Werewolf or Vampire?

6. Pizza monster with scorching hot cheese tentacles attacks you, wat do?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ugh, I wanted to hear what you thi...

That’s better,

...somewhat.

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you brought this upon yourself tigger

you have only yourself to blame

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Is there anything Science cannot explain?

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Yes.

Duh.

Science can't explain what life is or really why it exists or how basically anything else that comprises a major component of life works (love, morals, etc.).

On top of that, we have everything from how black holes work to why particles don't collapse into tiny black holes to why particles even exist to why our universe appears to be ordered in a logical fashion (i.e., why maths works) to why the aforementioned particles-changing-when-observed dealio occurs to why the second law of thermodynamics is a thing to what that weird thing behind your fridge is.

Science can't explain a lot of things.

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on Pinkie’s disobedience of the laws of physics?

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She doesn't disobey laws of physics.

She just obeys laws of physics that exclusively apply when the influence of magic comes into play.

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Is Gummy best philosopher?

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Is Gummy anything beyond a mere figment of our imaginations, an eidolonic blank-flanked beast forever doomed to wander the myriad paths of reason, forbearing all accompaniment on his lonely quest for a higher purpose?

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Where is Canterlot’s center of gravity?

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Depends whether we're talking about the show Canterlot or the movie Canterlot.

One thing that's for certain, though, it's somewhere in the middle there.

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you had no choice but to be turned into one, Werewolf or Vampire?

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Vampire, because I could at least control my own actions to an extent.

  On 2017-10-04 at 5:02 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Pizza monster with scorching hot cheese tentacles attacks you, wat do?

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back it into a corner by threatening it with anchovies and then nom for the next week

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

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THERE CAN BE MORE THAN ONE THIS IS NOT GAME OF THRONES

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ALWAYS ONE, THERE IS

NO MORE, NO LESS

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you have no idea how many times i've been compared to sheldon

i watched big bang to see what he was like and ended up picking holes in a bunch of his science

most of his science good

some of his science ERRONEOUS

 

i'm better than sheldon

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...Well ain't that a thing...

if anyone asks me what your real name is I'll tell them it's Sheldon

 

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BUT THEY THINK IT'S A HOAX TOOOOOOOO

EXCEPT FOR RUSSIA

THEY WANT TO BUY IT

BUT I MAKE A POINT OF NOT SELLING TO ANYONE LESS SANE THAN ME

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DISASSEMBLE IT AND SELL THE PIECES

JUST

SELL SOMETHING

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I'm saving for a sketch, methinks.

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Your choice, pal.

 

Y̡̛̰̼͇̞̠̟̼͊̃̉̄̏̓͋̉Ò̰̗͖̳̙͌͐̈́͌ͯ̐̓̄Uͦ̏ͤͨ̅ͭͩ̒ͭ͏̱̜̭̺͍͈̹̟ͅ ̡̥͚̒̅M̨̛̳̣̩͎̜̝̎̈͆̂̈́ͣ̿U̗̞̹͙͛͂ͣ͒̕͡S͊͂̇̾̿͏̦̹T̡͎̻̥͍̫̐͊̔̃͝ ̶̞͖̝̥̮̝͕ͫͣ̔͋ͯ͜͢C̴͚̯̫͎͍̞̖͊ͩͮ̄H̶̺̘̻̼̯̿̏̂ͬͤ̉O̸̧̥̟̦̩̳̣̣̎͌̀ͫͅỌ̥̤̤͂ͥ͑S̸̴̪̠͕̤̍̑͒͗͒͊̔̚͞Ē̢͓̜̱ͯͪ̐̒̉̔̄ ̄ͨ̎ͧ̾͋͑͏҉͓̥̝̯̩̳͔T̶̈́͆̎̇ͯͭͨ̑҉̩͙̤̼Ḣ̂̐̊̀ͨ̿͘͜͏̺͎͈E̽̆̚͏̷̩͍ ̥̼̬̂͐̌ͭͪ͛̔͛̔͠͝E̡̧̤̯̤̬̪̓̅͛ͨ̎͟L̸͍̺̟͓̺̻͑͑ͥͣ̀̕U̬̥̮̱̲̳̇ͤ͡͞S̸͇͍̲̈́̉I̟̔ͯ̈́̅̅̉ͮ̍̓́Vͯ͗̿͗͒̇̏ͨ̇͏̢̙̣̳̳̜͎̭̹E̟̐̇ͦ̉ͬͣ̀̆͌ ̵̺̗̙̳̠̥͔͌ͩT̯̣̀̑̿́͞Ḩ̴̦̻͍͋̆ͮ̏ͫ̕Ǐ̛̼̞̻̜̺͓̌͆͂̚Ŗ̥̮̙̬̣̅ͤ́̍͌̋̒͂͟D̝̃ͬͮ̈́̈́͊̓͡ ̭͖͚̠͍͎̋͂͜Ò̭̤͉͓̺̘͖͖̒̑̅ͭͭͧ̈̕͟P͍͙ͪͪ́T̖͈̻͖̺̔͐ͣͪ̂̕I̹̝͙͇͚͔̲͗͗́Ó̡̹̭̟̹ͤ͗ͫͨ̈́ͧͅN̡̘̼͎̘̥̎͂̒̎̾̐̓̀̚

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When you say '1 character of choice', though, do you mean anyone I am desirous of a sketch being made of?

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Pretty much, although I'm very bad at male humans, so I don't suggest you pick that.

Fictional stuff's my expertise

Y'know, mythical creatures and the like

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Wait, your mother is called Martha too?

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I bet your parents taught you..

That you mean something...

That you're here for a reason.

My parents taught me a different lesson...

They taught me that this movie is a waste of potential and that the animated one was infinitely better.

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I can work with this.

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Great, now stop stalling for time and finish inventing teleportation already.

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Also one guy.

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probably your brother

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sheeple

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conspiracy theorist

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Which is why I independently verified it at a later age.

Holding your breath is bad for your brain.

Scientifically proven.

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I was just goofin' around, ye silly puddle

Obviously depriving your brain of oxygen isn't a good thing

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White supremacist horse queen with a shimmying eldritch afro.

That oughtta do the trick.

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I would have given you another TuxPoint™ if it wasn't for that one teeny-weenie mistake. Celestia's coat isn't actually white, but rather a very, very pale pink. It's canon. Very few people know this, for the longest time I thought it was white myself.

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Oh, wait, did you mean storeys?

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. . .

Google betrayed me.

(I checked, and although I used plural it still told me it was fine)

 

 

-What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

-How would you describe Luna to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-How many storeys does your house have? (Including the basement)

-Favorite Disney movie?

Edited October 4, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ALWAYS ONE, THERE IS

NO MORE, NO LESS

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NO

BAD YODA

GET BACK

BACK I SAY

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Well ain't that a thing...

if anyone asks me what your real name is I'll tell them it's Sheldon

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nuuuu him worser than meh

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DISASSEMBLE IT AND SELL THE PIECES

JUST

SELL SOMETHING

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BUT THE PIECES AREN'T REALLY WORTH ANYTHING UNLESS YOU GOT A NUCLEAR-RETROFITTED BLENDER YOU WANT TO MOD TO RELATIVISTIC ANGULAR VELOCITIES

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Great, now stop stalling for time and finish inventing teleportation already.

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I HAVE BUT MY GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN TO BUILD A WORKING TELEPORTER PROTOTYPE IS GETTING BRANDED A HOAX

AGAIN

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

probably your brother

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Nope, he was still homeschooled when I graduated.

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

conspiracy theorist

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gullible plebian

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I was just goofin' around, ye silly puddle

Obviously depriving your brain of oxygen isn't a good thing

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is it bad that i can't tell if you're being sarcastic

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I would have given you another TuxPoint™ if it wasn't for that one teeny-weenie mistake. Celestia's coat isn't actually white, but rather a very, very pale pink. It's canon. Very few people know this, for the longest time I thought it was white myself.

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oh wow coolio thumbs-up bro that's interesting the more you know and all that BUT IS THIS HYPOTHETICAL PERSON-WHO-HAD-NEVER-WATCHED-THE-SHOW-BEFORE GONNA SEE VERY VERY PALE PINK OR ARE THEY GONNA SEE WHITE

ALSO BREVITY IS THE ESSENCE OF WIT VERY VERY PALE PINK HORSE QUEEN JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT AND WOULD'VE RUINED THE WHOLE DESCRIPTION THUS STOPPING YOU FROM EVEN CONSIDERING GIVING ME A TUXPOINT

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I HAD MADE A MISTAKE WITHOUT FIRST CHECKING TO SEE IF I WAS ONE OF THOSE 'FEW PEOPLE' WHO KNEW ABOUT IT BUT HAD DELIBERATELY PRETERMITTED IT FOR THE SAKE OF SUCCINCTNESS

GIVE ME THE POINT YOU OBSESSIVE PEDANT IT IS MINE BY RIGHT

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Google betrayed me.

(I checked, and although I used plural it still told me it was fine)

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Probably them dumb Americans what use 'stories'.

Us real English-speakers know what's what, eh what?

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

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Glorious boysenberry ripple.

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Luna to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

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emo bloo horse demiqueen with shimmying eldritch afro

the family resemblance is palpable

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How many storeys does your house have? (Including the basement)

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One.

Our basement, though, is an entirely different storey...

please laugh at mai pun i'm desperate here

  On 2017-10-04 at 3:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite Disney movie?

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Wreck-it Ralph, followed by Zootopia (assuming those are Disney movies; I can never tell whether movies are them or DreamWorks or them and DreamWorks or what).

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

  On 2017-10-04 at 6:36 AM, Duality said:

Science can't explain what life is or really why it exists or how basically anything else that comprises a major component of life works (love, morals, etc.).

On top of that, we have everything from how black holes work to why particles don't collapse into tiny black holes to why particles even exist to why our universe appears to be ordered in a logical fashion (i.e., why maths works) to why the aforementioned particles-changing-when-observed dealio occurs to why the second law of thermodynamics is a thing to what that weird thing behind your fridge is.

Science can't explain a lot of things.

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But could it one day?

 

  On 2017-10-04 at 6:36 AM, Duality said:

Is Gummy anything beyond a mere figment of our imaginations, an eidolonic blank-flanked beast forever doomed to wander the myriad paths of reason, forbearing all accompaniment on his lonely quest for a higher purpose?

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2deep4me

 

  On 2017-10-04 at 6:36 AM, Duality said:

back it into a corner by threatening it with anchovies and then nom for the next week

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Careful, lest you find yourself to be the true monster.

 

Questions:

1. Arthur C. Clarke once said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Does this mean that Equestrians are actually a super advanced technological civilization? 

2. Three wishes, no loopholes that give you more wishes (wishing for more wishes, wishing for artifact that can grant wishes, wishing to bypass rules, etc). What do you wish for?

3. Any favorite fanfics?

4. I've seen ideas thrown around a lot, but I want to know what you think. How do ponies hold items with their hooves?