The useless advice game

[Prospekt 10,992]

When things don't go well, keep calm and panic.

[ShadOBabe 18,992]

Eat at Joe’s.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

If you fill a bottle with holes before water, there will be more space for the water.

[Will Guide 21,339]

Let's allow Yakko Warner gives us some useless facts:

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Remember to turn turn on your wifi or 4g before browsing MLPForum

[unknown404 4]

1.Connect a headphone to your Firework if you won't want wake your neighbours

2.did you want a wireless headphone?, But dont have enough money?, Just cut your headphone cables

3.wheelie on FWD car?, Simple just sell your FWD car and buy a RWD or AWD ones

4.the weather is to damn cold?, Brun your self

5.owns a Tesla or another electric car?,do not refuel it,and dont instal turbo or supercharger, and nitrous

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Dont kick steel bars.

[StarryP1nkad0o 24]

Don't steal kicked teeth

[Here No Longer 5,274]

You're going to live until you die.

So don't die.

[Nye 1,652]

Post something and make sure it doesn’t follow the specifics of the forum game.

[Lucky Bolt 35,039]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in a police officer's eyes.

[Will Guide 21,339]

Did you know that you have a skeleton locked up right inside your body? Creepy.

[Flutterstep 46,946]

Pour water over cotten candy before you eat it.

[Dan. 1,825]

1 in every 1000 cornstalks will be a cow. It's why we have cornbeef.

[Here No Longer 5,274]

1 hour ago, Lucky Bolt said:

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in a police officer's eyes.

Total thug life there, sheesh. 

 

When life gives you lemons, be Cave Johnson and use them to make a combustible lemon that burns somebody's house down.

[StarryP1nkad0o 24]

When a G3.5 pony pops out of a bush, don't punch it, stare at it and let it devour your soul 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,244]

Do not listen to Darude - Sandstorm at 3:00 AM... You will summon a demon

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

If you see your crush in public, stare at him/her with a creepy smile on your face!

 

This one small trick always works, guaranteed! He/she will be yours in no time!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

If your going to ski, don't forget your skies.

[Will Guide 21,339]

If you want to grow a foot taller, plant a human being in the backyard upside down and add growth fertilizer.

[Dan. 1,825]

When in doubt remember these words of wisdom " HUT! HUT! HEJT! TYAAA! WAAAAAAAAAH! HUT! "

[TBD 17,241]

"Don't turn back....even if you hear screaming, just keep facing forward and walk away....otherwise you will be turn into salt. "

God's words not mine 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Remember to always breath to continu to live

[unknown404 4]

Two Simple trick to save energy:

1.'Shut down' your dad computer while he is working

2.turn off your neighbours house lights in night

If important, turn off your neighbours 'main electrical switch''

[Here No Longer 5,274]

Trying to climb bronze elo in LoL is a great way to cure depression.