What is the dumbest way you have ever injured yourself?

[iceestarz 5,765]

Lol well there’s a lot of times. I’ve broken my arm twice. Once when I was about 3 I slipped on a dog chew toy on the stairs and tumbled into the basement. And other time when I was bumped into at a rollar rink in first grade. Fell right on my arm and broke the bone. Not sure if it was the same arm.

I got one of my front teeth jammed up into my gums when I was about 3. Ran to my grandma for a hug and slammed my tooth into her arm.

when I was like in 3rd grade we had these neighborhood bullies. One day I thought I saw them and im riding my bike yellin “the gangsta’s are comin, the gangsta’s are comin!”. My bike hits a pothole and I go flying off my bike. Skinned both my knees and sprained my wrist. Pretty funny story. 

 

[Appley Hooves 136]

Closed my finger in a fire door on my old school that couldn't be opened from the side I was on. To this day it still doesn't bend closed right smh

"We took the handles off to stop school shooters from getting in!" Uhhh the front doors that aren't monitored by anyone still have their handles and are unlocked all day guys...

[Moony the Cat 3,703]

I got my finger stuck in a door, just because i was stupid enough to put my finger in the door frame without looking if someone closes the door. And currently, i ate a cup of noodles that may or may not did broke my intestines a bit. I still have no Idea what exactly happened since im still waiting for test results, but im in pain for like 5 months as of now. I should have known better, i knew that my body didnt liked that kind of sauce...but i had no idea how much that little cup would hurt me...i mean it was just a little cup...its so laughable, but it happened.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,206]

I was walking in grass a few years ago and I tripped in a hole or something and sprained my ankle.

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

I feel like falling over is always the stupidest way to injure yourself.

[DiscordDiamond 18]

Probably Talking about Applecrack and getting me to be Applejack and my friend was Twilight. She slapped the hell out of me.

All in good fun

[ExplosionMare 18,090]

I have two stupid ways I hurt myself:

 

- I broke my foot by running in a cafeteria and bending my foot funny

- I scraped my knee by tripping for no reason on the road. That injury left my biggest and most obvious scars ever 

[Odyssey 5,717]

I once put my hand on an open stove when I was 4 or 5.

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

lol actualy the dumbest way ive ever injured myself is quite recent, basicaly my left ring fingerprint is gone, because at the place that i work, i was handling very sharp, very heavy edges, and my finger sliped, they fell on my finger, and scraped it clean off... it still feels weird

[Nsxile 27,376]

Head banging the edge of a window sill.

[applesjck 5,602]

I tried jumping over a bench but my foot caught on it last moment and I absolutely ate it on the floor. 

[CatCat 1,118]

Once I jumped at my friend and hit him in the chest with my arm, which proceeded to snap. That hurt

[Oblivion 20,271]

Self inflicted harm, because I really hate myself.

[RaraLover 10,417]

My dad bought some new knives and I was testing how sharp they were with my finger. Yeah, not a good idea. 

[Midnight Danny 9,027]

7 minutes ago, RaraLover said:

My dad bought some new knives and I was testing how sharp they were with my finger. Yeah, not a good idea. 

I did the same thing, loool 

Edited July 12, 2020 by Midnight Danny

[Tom Gallagher 33,598]

A few weeks ago, while going on a family hike, I attempted to jump off a rock.  My foot got caught in something, I think it might've been a root and I fell, cutting my hand and arm.  In my mother's words, I disappeared behind the grass. 

[HeavenSunset 1,867]

One time when I was a kid I wanted to see how sharp the blender was

Spoiler

Not my best moment