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I forgot this one:

 

 

2001: A Space Odyssey

 

 

This was the most poorly executed sorry excuse for a film I have ever laid eyes upon. The story was incoherent at best, dropping characters and plotlines at random, the end of the final plotline being the absolute dumbest movie moment in the history of the universe. The only good thing I can say about this vomit is that it had nice special effects.


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All zombie movies because its such an impossible thing and its brainwashing everyone into thinking theyre real, they more annoy me

Halloween 3 Season of the witch....NOT EVEN about MICHAEL MYERS!!! Freakin retarded

Monster House..just horrible

Most disney channel movies, because theyre cheesy and stupid

Child'd play...im sorry but chucky? A guy's soul in a doll and kills people?? This is my opinion but not even scary and just....lame


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I'm going to have to say that Rottweiler (2004) is the worst film out there. A man named Dante is running away from a cyborg rottweiler who wants to kill him. Great gore effects, but stupid and fake. Boring. I almost wretched because of one scene and it was stuck in my mind for days. Those days were the worst of my life. Uninvited (1988) was also very bad and had a cat hand puppet for the (evil cat.)?

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Monster House..just horrible

 

I dunno why, but I LOVE this movie. Its one of mah favorite animated movies ever, but that may be because I saw this movie as a child and instantly liked it :)

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Coraline... I mean WTF is up with that movie?!

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*searches topic to see if anyone has mentioned Jumper yet*

*Jumper not found*

*rushes to post Jumper*

 

From the whack plot that has a gaping hole and ends on a cliffhanger, to Hayden Christiansen's abomination of an acting job, Jumper is by all accounts terrible.

 

The book by Steven Gould was quite good. So was it's sequel "Reflex". The movie? Not so much! The third book in the series was not very good either. "Jumper: Griffin's Story" was based on the sucky movie, and not the first two novels. I don't know why Gould did that! He abandoned the universe of his first two novels, and wrote the third one in the movie's universe, about a character from the movie not appearing in his original books. It didn't work at all.


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Interesting trivia: The coffee shop scenes in Jumper and the scenes in the library were all filmed in my hometown.

 

I agree though, it was a terrible movie.

 

I do recommend the first two novels though. I enjoyed them.

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I got to say something, most of the dumb retarded movies, are the ones I like. Just because they're stupid, doesn't mean you hate them, they're just....stupid xD

 

The Machine Girl (Japanese film)

 

it was so retarded and poorly made I never once stopped laughing xD


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I have started to watch all the bad Arnold Schwarzenegger movies that my parents made sure to leave out of my childhood. I have watched Kindergarten Cop, Jingle All The Way, and Twins so far.

 

Twins is so far the worst film I have ever seen in my life.

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I read that they are making a sequel to this film called Triplets that features Eddie Murphy as their other sibling. I seriously can't wait to spend $8 on an even worse movie. :D

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I don't always watch movies, (like I never watch movies). But when I do, I abhor Rio.

 

What the hell was that movie? Unless you thought it was cute (which it really wasn't) I dare anyone out there to make a GOOD movie centered on a flipping parrot love story. Please. And then the part where the parrots kiss? What? What even? I had to turn off the airplane movie console when that happened to stop from waking up all the passengers with laughter. Please, don't ever try to make a parrot love scene work. As cute as some people might see it, there's people like me who will find it incredibly stupid.

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I actually liked the first movie. The second movie was got too ridiculous for me.

 

Edit: The third one was also dumb, but slightly more watchable.

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The "dumbest" movie I've EVER had to sit through would be Twilight. And I, unfortunately, hated Batman Returns and Batman (1989).

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