Kings&Hooves14 616 January 9, 2018 #26 Share January 9, 2018 (edited) The ponies I would want to pet (in a totally non-weirdo way, I swear! ): 5. Celestia. As someone who has an--admittedly odd--interest in the appearance and feel of muscles, veins, bones, et cetera, I would find it very interesting to touch such a powerful, majestic being (gosh...there is NO way to make a list like this without sounding like a freak) 4. Spike. I know he isn't a pony, but his scales would likely feel cool 3. Pinkie. I imagine she might be kind of squishy. I like squishy things. Reveal hidden contents Squishy... 2. Twilight. She's just too cute not to pet. 1. Rarity. I wouldn't want to pet her, though. I would want to hug her, snuggle her, declare my undying love for her, propose to her... Ahem. Anyway...I could only think of five. Edited January 9, 2018 by Kings&Hooves14 The Brony Code: Humans are a lie, there are only ponies. Through ponies, I gain friendship. Through friendship, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. Ponies shall set me free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 January 14, 2018 #27 Share January 14, 2018 I would pick nine completely random ponies, then choose one specific pony to be Rainbow Dash. Those nine random ponies would be a massage for around 30 minutes or less depending on what they want, but with Dashie I would try and relax her so much that I can massage her until she falls asleep. God that must have sounded weird Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic_Spark 154 January 22, 2018 #28 Share January 22, 2018 Ok. I don't care which 10 as long as they are mares. (Real life ponies the studs like to bite.) Also there is a profession called Equine Massage and the horses love it. One of my friends dated a girl that was one and as soon as she stepped out of the car door the horse came in to greet her. So if you are opening a shop to pet ponies and you have no experience it might fail after they realize you are just doing it to pet them. I have been to massage parlors and I can tell if the person is good or just there more for show. You also have to have strong hands. Ever try to pet all day long? Try it for 4 hours and let me know how your fingers are doing? I mean scratching and petting and massage. Not just pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicEnergy 23,218 November 3, 2020 #29 Share November 3, 2020 - the mane six - Autumn Blaze - Starlight - Luna - Lyra *totally not up to any shenanigans* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedonismBot 239 November 4, 2020 #30 Share November 4, 2020 On 2018-01-22 at 5:01 AM, Magic_Spark said: So if you are opening a shop to pet ponies and you have no experience it might fail after they realize you are just doing it to pet them. I have been to massage parlors and I can tell if the person is good or just there more for show. Expand I personally have what might possibly be a better way: using my technical background to invent things to improve quality of life for ponykind, in hopes that at least a few of them might show their gratitude by letting me pet them. The best place place to start would most likely be Scootaloo, designing an improved version of Wind Sock's glider from comic issue 81 (mainly replace the DaVinci wings for a real airfoil) - that would potentially allow me to pet Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash, the other CMCs (plus Gabby), Scootaloo's family, and the members of the Scootaloo Fan Club. Possibly other Ponyville residents if the local news media takes notice. Then share my design with Equestria's medical community (so as to help other pegasi who can't fly naturally) and pet even more ponies. Then invent other useful gadgets (such as for that pegasus in the wheelchair from "Trade Ya" - if his wings still work, a pair of shock absorbers back there might make landings more comfortable) and pet even more ponies. An engineering degree isn't just about making money, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootaloo9074090 501 September 25, 2021 #31 Share September 25, 2021 (edited) On 2017-12-06 at 9:29 AM, ShadOBabe said: Yes, because there’s a “right” way to lie to everyone just so you can touch them like a creep. Just be honest. “Hey do you mind if I stroke your mane/fur. I’m stupidly curious what it feels like and as you can see, I don’t have any of my own.” Expand well that is not creepy, 1. Rainbow Dash- Because she has very strong wings and can fly super fast I have to feel her muscles she is very strong for a girl. . As someone who has an--admittedly odd--interest in the appearance and feel of muscles, veins, bones, et cetera, I would find it very interesting to touch such Tough and strong girl. 2. Twilight Sparkle -because she is so soft 3.Pinkie Pie - (though bipolar and would attempt to murder me, but all dat fur, fat and supposed to smell like cotton candy) 4. Discord -(not a pony, would probably prank me, worth it) 5. Pony of shadow - to see if he actually feel like shadow 6. Scootaloo - because she a cute filly 7. Sweetie Belle- because she a cute filly 8. Apple Bloom- because she is a nice filly Edited November 20, 2021 by Scootaloo9074090 2 Twilight sparkle The princess of friendship - YouTube my ask tread Ask Corrupted Alternate Future Twilight Sparkle Ask Scootaloo - Ask a Pony - MLP Forums Ask Mean Twilight Sparkle Ask The Spirit of harmony (tree of harmony) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account 2,710 May 8, 2022 #32 Share May 8, 2022 It's like asking: "Which ten humans would you most want to pet?" This would be a more realistic reaction most ponies would have, if tried something like that: Reveal hidden contents Again, it's a very intimate thing, so I can't even make a top 10. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Gallagher 33,588 May 8, 2022 #33 Share May 8, 2022 The Mane Six, the CMC, Starlight. 2 Signature made by the amazing @Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 May 8, 2022 #34 Share May 8, 2022 1. Fluttershy 2. Starlight 3. Scootaloo 4. Luna 5. Cadance 6. AppleJack 7. Tempest 8. Derpy 9. Lyra 10. Bon Bon 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savy 5,077 May 8, 2022 #35 Share May 8, 2022 Most on my personal list aren't ponies, cause I be inclusive. 1. Fluttershy 2. Silverstream 3. Ocellus 4. Starlight 5. Sunburst 6. Pipp (Ik she's G5, but she's still a pony) 7. Gallus 8. Princess Skystar 9. Ember (if she'll let me) 10. Thorax 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,621 May 8, 2022 #36 Share May 8, 2022 1. Tempest Shadow and Princess Luna - This would be more of a "Feel Better Hug" though. 2. Twilight Sparkle 3. Rarity 4. Applejack 5. Pinkie Pie 6. Fluttershy 7. Minuette 8. Lyra Heartstrings 9. Trixie, if she would let me. 10. Pear Butter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonPop 3,350 May 8, 2022 #37 Share May 8, 2022 Pinkie Pie Princess Luna Soarin Party Favor Twilight Apple Fritter Fiddlesticks Surprise Marble Pie Coco Pommel Hard to narrow it down with a bunch of characters I like through design or personality or both. These would be the best to me, but HMs to Derpy, RD, Caramel, and Night Glider. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,263 May 9, 2022 #38 Share May 9, 2022 (edited) Wow, ten ? Pinkie Pie (so cute and floofy) Fluttershy, Trixie (she might not like it xP), Autumn Blaze, uhh… Derpy, not a lot of ones I would particularly pet . Also Pencil Pouch ^^ Ok also Coco Pommel since I remembered . Edited May 9, 2022 by WWolf Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 May 9, 2022 #39 Share May 9, 2022 On 2022-05-08 at 3:40 PM, ExplosionMare said: 1. Fluttershy 2. Starlight 3. Scootaloo 4. Luna 5. Cadance 6. AppleJack 7. Tempest 8. Derpy 9. Lyra 10. Bon Bon Expand On 2022-05-09 at 1:52 AM, WWolf said: Also Pencil Pouch ^^ Expand Yay! *also pets the OCs of @Starforce, @Splashee, and @WWolf* 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineMist1000 71,359 May 9, 2022 #40 Share May 9, 2022 All of them, 10 times each! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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