Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,628]

"This reeks of cat pee ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

That’s not exactly what I said.

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

Where the heck is spring?

[Tropical Melody 6,628]

"I've got a brilliant idea for a new website. What's the one thing everyone needs to know? Anywhere in the world?"

"Give up."

"The time."

"Look at the bottom right corner of the screen."

"Oh."

 

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

How did that happen?

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

It’s a good thing it was just a plastic bag.

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

The road is like a giant maze.

[Tropical Melody 6,628]

How ironic, the betting shop is right next door to the bank. 
 

[Denim&Venöm 19,511]

 "Your flag has nudity, murder and an explicit call to violence." 

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

I don’t know what to make of this.

[Otaku-sempai 545]

"I know how many meters 32  feet is and I don't care. Anyone who needs base-ten to calculate is plain lazy." - Lex Luthor

Edited 22 hours ago by Otaku-sempai

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

Now, I’ve got glitter on my hands.

[Otaku-sempai 545]

"Everything that's possible is inevitable." - Lex Luthor

Edited Saturday at 04:39 AM by Otaku-sempai

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

Man, this show is weird, but that’s why I love it.

[Silly Druid 7,277]

"99% of People Do Know This Obvious Math Trick"

[Banananananajack 3,877]

"Oh you know who would love this?" 

"No" 

"My CatNap plush"

"Stop, no,"

[Samurai Equine 52,768]

🎵 AnD tHe ReAsOn Is To Be WiTh YoUr FrIeNdS.

[Silly Druid 7,277]

"Just call me Kay, 'kay?"

[Banananananajack 3,877]

Me: I wonder why bees like stinging me?

Bees: Hasn't your mom ever said not to play with your food?! 

Me: I'm not playing with my food, I'm playing with yours

Bees: uh, buh, wha, huh?

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,511]

 "You got the fking wedding email, didn't you?" 

[Samurai Equine 52,768]

Ah yes, the perfect solution. Layering. 

[Snoopy Fan 2,328]

I was wondering what that was.

[Denim&Venöm 19,511]

"“You need a group full of strangers to acknowledge your bitch ass”

[Tropical Melody 6,628]

"Is there any way to remove the spring?"

"Not without destroying your knob."