The Great Pun War

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Are you sure your deck is safe to stand on?

[Flutterstep 47,080]

I casino problems. The deck is uncrackable, so it's safe to say it'll holdem. 

4 hours ago, Sunny Fox said:

Those strippers in their clubs... they really are diamonds in the rough. With hearts of gold in spades. And, I'm serious about that... I'm not just a joker.

Those puns I red were aces! You roulette making them. 

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

8 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

I casino problems. The deck is uncrackable, so it's safe to say it'll holdem. 

Those puns I red were aces! You roulette making them. 

I'll give it to you straight, your praise is making me flush. But you're doing great, too! We make a good pair. If we were doing stand-up, we'd definitely have a full house.

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

You might be showing your hand with these posts, y’all... if I didn’t know better, I’d wager you have gambling problems.

[Flutterstep 47,080]

Black at it again with these grand puns? Even against the odds, you raise the ante and score. The prize you receipt is worth every penny. We're on a roll and are just chipping the surface; there's no-limit how far we can accumulate these puns! 

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Yup, we got stacks of them. If you're going to pun, you have to go all-in on it.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Craps, I better make like dice and roll outa here

:3

 

[Flutterstep 47,080]

You had a cherry slim chance but slotted through. I bet you had to hit at least one bar after the alarm bells stopped ringing. Lever you mind, you're in seven now. 

Edited May 20, 2018 by Flutterstep

[The_Gobo 36,257]

These puns are makin' me hungry... I guess I'll go to a 2nd floor grillhouse...

where the steaks are high

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Orange you glad youre the apple of someones eye?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Careful with that kind of talk, the mods might have to Banana you

(yeah, I was reaching ^^: )

 

 

Edited May 21, 2018 by The_Gobo

[RDDash 19,181]

Bonbon is a

[The_Gobo 36,257]

@Totally Lyra would find this very... A-Peeling

:3

 

[Flutterstep 47,080]

Jesus Christ...it's Sweetie Bon!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

No need to sugar coat that, it just came outa no where :V

 

[RDDash 19,181]

What he said

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Lookin' all the good ones, you must make a good

Unless you're a stranger, and you walk around behind me... then I'd have to say:

[RDDash 19,181]

Let's return to the classics

[The_Gobo 36,257]

When you fail to grab a lime in front of your crush...

It proves that you're bad at pick-up limes

[RDDash 19,181]

Whistles innocently

[The_Gobo 36,257]

It's okay, we'll brie alright :3

[RDDash 19,181]

__

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Okay... now you're just milking it

 

[RDDash 19,181]

How about this one?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You better face it, that cow is terrifying O_o