Fortunately, unfortunately.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Fortunately sweetie, opal, and rarity were gone

Unfortunately the place caught fire and spread to nearby shops

[Longhaul 6,868]

Fortunately, the fire department was able to contain the fire, limiting damage to the other shops.

Unfortunately, they weren't able to save your most prized possession.

[TBD 17,254]

fortunately there are more prized possessions.

unfortunately they dont belong to her.

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately, through an 80s montage set to some obscure one hit wonder the possessions are replaced.

Unfortunately, the one hit wonder 80s band sues for royalties.

[碇 シンジン 27,431]

Fortunately the band members were actually Raritys old buddies and dropped the charges after they realized that.

Unfortunately the fire damages to the boutique were so severe that forced  them to start rebuilding it from scratch 

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately, another 80s montage to a one hint wonder band's song speeds up the recovery.

Unfortunately, the song is stuck on repeat and won't stop playing.

[TBD 17,254]

fortunately you can stop it by destroying the record player.  

unfortunately now you have to deal with octavia melody's wrath for breaking her record player.

[EightBit 284]

Fortunately, after a rather long discussion involving a violin bow being menacingly pointed at your neck, you manage to convince Octavia that this was the only action that you could possibly have taken.

Unfortunately, Vinyl Scratch takes this moment of silence as a cue to play her music very loudly. Stopping this will be much harder than breaking an unmanned record player.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Fortunately.vinyl's music is awesome so there's no need to stop it

Unfortunately.the neighbours disagree

Edited July 23, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[EightBit 284]

Fortunately, Vinyl doesn’t care what the neighbours think.

Unfortunately, the neighbours are rioting with burning torches and pitchforks, and they’re rapidly approaching.

[TBD 17,254]

fortunately the music wave from DJ's loud stereo blast the neighbors to kingdom come.

Unfortunately it has also blasted Princess celestia's castle.  

 

[EightBit 284]

Fortunately, Princess Celestia is not averse to the concept of dubstep and proceeds to get “hip with the foals”.

Unfortunately, Princess Luna comes across the scene and finds it so hilarious that she uploads the video to the internet. The ponies of Equestria are horrified to see their benevolent ruler twerking.

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately the video was 'accidently' erased from the net by a server fire. 

 

Unfortunately Twilight was in the middle of a very important Quake match with Trixie when the server went down and was losing by 1 point.

[EightBit 284]

Fortunately, Trixie agrees to a rematch.

Unfortunately, the image of the video cannot be burned from the minds of the thousands—nay, millions—of ponies who were unfortunate enough to see it. Celestia’s reputation is now...questionable.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Fortunately,Starlight Glimmer knows a spell to erase this kind of memories(and Trixie also won the rematch)
Unfortunately,she is nowhere to be found

[TBD 17,254]

fortunately she was found....

unfortunately she was found dead um i mean trapped....

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately, she was stuck in the void between worlds with the mirror.

Unfortunately I borrowed the mirror to do cosmetic surgery on @TheTaZe

Edited July 25, 2018 by Baymax

[Patty Thundersnow 4,164]

Fortunately, there is a backup mirror.

Unfortunately, it is in Discord's house.

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately, he returns it after trading it.

Unfortunately he traded it for @Tacodidra's most prized possession.

[Tacodidra 61,174]

Fortunately (for me), it was only a skillfully made copy of my most prized possession.

Unfortunately (for everypony), Discord noticed this...

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately your prized possession was a changeling tear.

 

Unfortunately, I was thirsty and drank it.

[TBD 17,254]

fortunately you're hydrated.

Unfortunately it's poisoned.  

[Dan. 1,825]

Fortunately food poisoning.

 

Unfortunately the janitor that has to clean up the bathroom will need a priest.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Fortunately, a church is nearby.

Unfortunately, the priest is on holiday to Heaven.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Fortunately, a princess can also act as priest,(see Celestia performing weddings etc)
Unfortunately, twilight hasn't gone through that training yet