Cider Contest 5.0: RP Edition

[Jedishy 3,548]

You are excused deer 

At 59 I am feeling fine 

 

Luna 59

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks a cider and says "34!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Line up some more, here's sixty four

*glug*

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[Jedishy 3,548]

Catch up dear 

Luna 60 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Anypony else got a hankerin' for a dirty hay burger and tonnes of fries?

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[Jedishy 3,548]

" What is a dirty hayburger? " 

Luna 61

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Ah, would've said keebab, but we've never seen them in Equestria

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Edited August 11, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Jedishy 3,548]

 

 Luna sips her cider and ponders about food 

 

Luna 62

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight downs a cider and shouts "35!"

[Jedishy 3,548]

" Hayburgers it is " 

Luna 63

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 36th cider silently

[Jedishy 3,548]

Luna sends a guard pony to get hayburgers for everyone 

Luna 64

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 37th cider 

[Jedishy 3,548]

" Bottoms up everypony, now where are those hayburgers?"

Luna looks for her guard 

 

Luna 65

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight downs her 38th cider and falls on her back and gets back up

[Jedishy 3,548]

" Are you sure you can keep up Twilight? " 

Luna 66

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

26 minutes ago, Jedishy said:

" Are you sure you can keep up Twilight? " 

Luna 66

Twilight downs a cider and says "I'm fine, just tripped! *hic*!"
Twilight 39

[Jedishy 3,548]

" If you say so, my dear. Just be careful. " 

Luna drinks her cider and smiles 

Luna 67

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight downs her 40th cider and says "I drank too *hic* much, I feel *hic* dizzy!"

[Jedishy 3,548]

" Do you need to lay down? " 

Luna drinks her cider and looks at Twi concerned. 

 

Luna 68 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Jedishy said:

" Do you need to lay down? " 

Luna drinks her cider and looks at Twi concerned. 

 

Luna 68 

Twilight drinks another cider and says
"I should be *hic* fine!
Wait... 
Why aren't you drunk?
You've drank more c- *hic* ider than me!"

41 ciders down

[Jedishy 3,548]

" My dear I have played drinking games for years. My tolerance is rather high " 

Luna 69

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 42nd cider and says "I'm just going to rest for a minute!"

She falls back onto her back and stands back up to sit down 

[Jedishy 3,548]

Luna looks at her for a moment and shrugs. 

" I suppose you know your limits better then I do. "

Chugs cider.

Luna 70

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Ah feel good about today.

There's showers around, a bit of sunshine between the clouds, should start plumpin' those apples up nicely.

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