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LSD dream emulator

*shivers*

 

That game is awesome!

 

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I know it's just an indie game, but it's just so damn awful in nearly every single way possible. Bleh.

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Every game in the $10 and under bin ~

;)

 

There are some surprisingly good games in that area. Dark Sector and Prey are both awesome and priced at 3.99

 

 

 

 

Eat Lead was the cheesiest game I played in a long time. My WORST game, though, was Damnation! Whoever came up with Damnation needs to get shot in the head.

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sonic unleashed werehog wtf?

 

Oh yes one of my biggest disappointments, I kept asking my dad for that game, and when my cousin got it, I was really mad xD and then after I saw him play that game..... I was glad I wasn't disappointed any more :3

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Never before have I seen something crash and burn quite as spectacularly as this disaster. Having to wait years for a game that was truly terrible must have been a kick in the teeth for the Nukem fans.

 

Funny I saw this at target the other day, its $10 now, lost a lot of value in just a year, after all I heard it was extremely terrible.

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"Action 52" was supposed to be a collection of games released for the NES and Genesis. The problem? Almost all of the games either are unfinished or don't work. So, your playing a ridiculous game called "Cheetahmen" and eventually you come across an unplayable glitch world.

Also keep in mind that this is the game they put most of their resources into and based their

around.

Skip to 0:23 in the video, the beginning is just the uploader's intro.

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I remember one of the first Superman games where you couldnt even fly but jump and if you took too much damage you turned into Clark Kent. On top of that you could only use a few powers as soon as you found a power up and even then they only lasted a few seconds. Never played and I never will.

 

He's gonna take you back to the past!

To play the shitty games that suck ass!

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I disagree. Pricing is not good indicator of how good a game is. In my experience, I have found absolute gems for $10 and less and seen some pretty bad games being valued at much higher. A good case of this is Psychonauts. It's a marvelous game, and you can pick it up from anywhere for $8.99. This game may be slightly old, but it's an absolute must have.

 

Saying a game is cheesy because it fits in that price range is very sweeping and indicative of having little knowledge of pricing within the industry. Older games and Indie games tend to have lower prices. It doesn't automatically make them cheesy.

 

First of all... winky face

second of all,

I was talking about the bargin bin, which is where all the unsold games are.

And they're mostly barbie and dora the explorer games,

so no.

$10 bin.

 

 

 

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LSD dream emulator

*shivers*

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I remember seeing a ps1/ps2 game called Bible Quest, but I can't seem to find a picture of its cover art. No it isn't that puzzle game.


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First of all... winky face

second of all,

I was talking about the bargin bin, which is where all the unsold games are.

And they're mostly barbie and dora the explorer games,

so no.

$10 bin.

 

 

 

see above

 

You're making the wrong assumption. What you dislike are Barbie games and Dora the explorer games, and the similar genre of "girl" entertainment. Which is aimed at little girls, but misses the point. It is not a reason to make sweeping statements about the bargain bin at all. It just so happens that a certain set of games more frequently ends up there. (Dicto simpliciter). I can agree on that point, because these games often miss the point and make far too many assumptions on what girls like, and try to generalize what all girls like. without adding enough variation.

 

I still posit that not all these games are like that. Sometimes stores want to get rid of stock, and will simply add older games to this bin, as to avoid needing to take shelf space into account. It doesn't make the game cheesy by ending up there. It is a false assumption.

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There are some surprisingly good games in that area. Dark Sector and Prey are both awesome and priced at 3.99

 

 

 

 

Eat Lead was the cheesiest game I played in a long time. My WORST game, though, was Damnation! Whoever came up with Damnation needs to get shot in the head.

 

Pretty much everyone behind damnation was fired right after the release

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come play some xbox

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Pretty much everyone behind damnation was fired right after the release

 

See now, if they didn't make the AI so overpowered and showed what buttons we were supposed to press to get up a wall (Gears of War Style) it wouldn't have been such a massive flop. The little things destroyed it.
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See now, if they didn't make the AI so overpowered and showed what buttons we were supposed to press to get up a wall (Gears of War Style) it wouldn't have been such a massive flop. The little things destroyed it.

 

I actually played most of this game but it waas broke because i got pretty close to the end i think and then it just wouldnt let me go where i needed and i had no intrest in starting it over so i never finished it

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come play some xbox

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I actually played most of this game but it waas broke because i got pretty close to the end i think and then it just wouldnt let me go where i needed and i had no intrest in starting it over so i never finished it

 

I played the first mission, got frustrated thanks to no tips on how to climb the walls, and sold it to some guy in my Chem class.
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Worst and cheesiest? Lester the Unlikely. Super NES.

 

You play as this nerdy guy who runs away from enemies. The controls are awkward, jumping is awkward, everything is awkward. The concept of it is cheesy, and it's terrible in the worst ways. I got this game when I was a kid because..... I can't remember. It might have been given to me. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Funny thing, too. AVGN did an episode on it, and I was just sitting there going "Mhm" and "Yep" to myself when I was watching it.

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