Create a stupider MLP episode title than the one above

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Vinyl Scratch Gets Stuck In A Trash Can

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Spike Joins the FBI

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"Sui-Cider"

When Rainbow Dash grows a little too fond of Granny Smith's distilled Apple brandy, it takes an intervention with all of her loving friends to help her clean up and fly right.

Edited January 4, 2019 by cuteycindyhoney

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New Phone, Who Discord?

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7 hours ago, imawesome said:

@Sondash Studios So Spongebob's a brony? 

Yup!    

 

 

@Sparklefan1234 “Just one Sprite”

Chrysalis, disguised as a zoo keeper, tricks Fluttershy into taking care of a butterfly, which is a parasprite in disguise.

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Silent Reading

Twilight Sparkle spends 22 minutes sitting on the same spot reading a book in absolute silence. 15:52 minutes into the episode, she coughs and then goes back to reading.

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Curse This Newfangled Thingamajig!

Granny Smith can't figure out how to use the Apple family's new TV set and yells at it for 22 minutes straight, only stopping for a glass of water at 17:35.

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Pudding Cake

Mr Cake stands in the kitchen making chocolate pudding at 4am after losing control of his life.

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Midnight Crisis

Twilight Sparkle's father, Night Light, has a midlife crisis and accidentally burns down the Castle of Friendship in a desperate effort to look hip in front of Twilight's friends.

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All good clopfic writers have helped write this episode, OCs and Cannon are finally meeting

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This Episode is a Clopfic with Shitty Grammar. Watch with Discretion.

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All Bad Dogs Go To Tartarus

After Applejack's dog Winona is caught doing its business in Princess Celestia's prized rose garden, Winona gets banished to Tartarus.

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The Pompeii Scenario

 

 

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Make Equestria Great Again

Gladmane campaigns to replace Celestia as ruler of Equestria, and somehow this loudmouthed, dishonest, rude business pony gains quite a large following among the less educated ponies of Equestria.

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Polgate

Princess Celestia and Luna compete to make a better toothpaste commercial for Colgate. 

Edited January 5, 2019 by imawesome

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Spike, Spike, Spike Guess What Day It Is!

Spike becomes the subject of a commercial and gains somewhat unwanted fame all across Equestria.

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Flimsy Flam 

Flam quits scheming with Flim and becomes the 7th Element of Harmony instead.

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Night Eternal

Equestria is plunged into absolute darkness leaving viewers with a black screen for the 22 minute duration.

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Spa Pony Switcheroo

Aloe and Lotus each paint themselves to look like the other for absolutely no reason.

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Glue Factory 

The Mane 6 and CMC all read Rainbow Factory, and then are transported to a real world glue factory manufactured by bronies. 

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Baked Bads: The Second Helping

Mr Turnip finds himself without his bucket after Pinkie Pie needs to vomit for 22 straight minutes.

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Applejackass

Applejack rips the loudest, wettest fart ever and Rarity is horrified.

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Wheel of Misfortune

Trixie has a hard time changing a broken wheel on her wagon. Tune in for 22 minutes of great and powerful frustration and swearing. You will never trust wheels ever again.

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"RainBroke Dash"

The long litigation is finally over. Rainbow Dash learns she has to come up with a quarter million bits to cover the damages she caused to the weather factory when trying to delay winter so Tank wouldn't hibernate. Can she talk Princess Celestia into forgiving the massive debt? If not, will she face lunar banishment when Celestia learns she has no means to pay?

 

Why am I picking on Rainbow Dash?

Edited January 5, 2019 by cuteycindyhoney

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"Pinkie pie do something stupid ep. 23: suplexing a shark wearing a bole-tie"