Free style rap

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

 

[Evilshy 5,090]

Guess you can call me a hater

Cuz your laser is lazy and it don't even phase me

And I am your waiter

You're ordering a full ass kickin'

Three courses of crazy rhyme flippin'

And when all of it is over

My shoes you will be lickin'

 

Can you handle me now?

I don't think you can

I can juggle ten punks like you

With only one hand

 

So bring out your best

I'll teach you the way of things

I'll throw you off a roof

And you can learn to grow wings

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

So I guess i'll give rapping a try.

Sure i'm a fail at this, but who cares

All day long I be rapping my song

And then you think that you'll challenge the boss

Either rap good my little ponies

Or get the fuck off this thread.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

This is cute, you think that you're scary?

I've got an army, it's my orders they carry!

I could do this with you all fucking day

What's wrong afraid you'll get tired?

Remember bitch the sun is mine, it does what I say!

But if you run away, no one will know you were fired.

 

you think im worried about your gay ass sun

i saw one just like it, in fact, millions over one

i control black holes, the strongest thing in the universe

so unless you want to be in one, you ought to wright your next verse

 

look at me, im part demon, with the crystal curse

im immortal, you die from a gun shot

i have more money than you could find in your royal purse

so sorry trollestia, looks like your days are done

cause ill be helping out Nightmare Moon, just for fun

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

YOU ARE ALL AMETURES

I SHOULD GET GLAMOS TO TRAIN YOU IN APETURE

OH WAIT, THAT WOULD BE TO EASY

YOU ALL JUST EN6D UP EVEN6 MORE SLEASY

 

IM THE SHAPE SHIFTER

AINT NO CHANGLIN6G

SO NOT A HIPSTER

BUT NOW IM CHANGING

 

WHAT I JUST TURNED INTO WAS LEVEL TWO

NOW ITS TIME FOR AN EPIC SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

THATS RIGHT, I CAN CHARGE AND FIRE MAH LAZER

BETTER GET ON THE ROAD NOW, B4 YOUR HIT WITH A PHAZER

 

"APETURE?" aperture; get yourself some syntax

It's like you took some grammatical axe to the thneed;

like the greed-ler from the Lorax

you know what you need: a tutor

you've got the sentence structure of a chick - destined to be a hooter

I don't know if I want to drop a grammatical bomb on your ass

or torture your incoherent thoughts and dreams like Freddy Cruger

In short: go to school, loser;

or just call me the dealer

and you're my bitch, user.

 

 

(I seriously hope no one is serious)

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

 

Guess you can call me a hater

Cuz your laser is lazy and it don't even phase me

And I am your waiter

You're ordering a full ass kickin'

Three courses of crazy rhyme flippin'

And when all of it is over

My shoes you will be lickin'

 

Can you handle me now?

I don't think you can

I can juggle ten punks like you

With only one hand

 

So bring out your best

I'll teach you the way of things

I'll throw you off a roof

And you can learn to grow wings

 

 

 

You might juggle these thugs

But can you juggle deez nuts?

Probably not since I'm built like Jabba the Hut

And if you try to come near me my homies'll have you cut

Edited June 25, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Against you, are you sure you want to dance?

I'm standing here giving you your final chance

Bitch I got magic, what the fuck can you do?

The best you can hope for, is my sister helps you!

 

your sister? help me? here's what I'll do for you

Keep your sister, equestria, and the elements of harmony too

Cause for what youre up against

youre gonna need all the help you can get

 

my raps crush stars, planets, and moons

Yours couldn't crush the hopes of the group in platoon

You're nothing

Just a pawn in a game

a game I won 6 turns ago buddy

checkmate

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

my raps crush stars, planets, and moons

Yours couldn't crush the hopes of the group in platoon

 

Your raps don't crush planets and moons

I'm pretty damn sure that's your spoon

The only thing that's fat about me is my rhymes

All you'll be getting for this is dimes

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Guess you can call me a hater

Cuz your laser is lazy and it don't even phase me

And I am your waiter

You're ordering a full ass kickin'

Three courses of crazy rhyme flippin'

And when all of it is over

My shoes you will be lickin'

 

Can you handle me now?

I don't think you can

I can juggle ten punks like you

With only one hand

 

So bring out your best

I'll teach you the way of things

I'll throw you off a roof

And you can learn to grow wings

 

sorry, i have been ignoring that soft ass voice

after all you are a shy, with no choice

oooh im sorry, was that a low blow

sorry, but you suck, get out of my show

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

You might juggle these thugs

But can you juggle deez nuts?

Probably not since I'm built like Jabba the Hut

And if you try to come near me my homies'll have you cut

 

Tag team time: it looks like you've hit a lyrical rut

Let's put on our big boy boots and put a foot to these butts

I'll throw out some style like Lutz

Shout a fus - blow a deuce

Drop these tikes off at the pool, Huxtable

So, talk to me, Goose; Moose is ready to brawl

On the ball for ya', mate.

'Cause we're untouchable

Down 'til the fall

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

sorry, i have been ignoring that soft ass voice

after all you are a shy, with no choice

oooh im sorry, was that a low blow

sorry, but you suck, get out of my show

 

Don't insult a person for their shyness

I already called you a pleb you can call me Your Highness

Cuz when I'm done with you your legs'll need a harness

And the only thing you'll look like is the Loch Ness

 

Tag team time: it looks like you've hit a lyrical rut

Let's put on our big boy boots and put a foot to these butts

I'll throw out some style like Lutz

Shout a fus - blow a deuce

Drop these tikes off at the pool, Huxtable

So, talk to me, Goose; Moose is ready to brawl

On the ball for ya', mate.

'Cause we're untouchable

Down 'til the fall

 

If you wanna rhyme with goose

Jump on my caboose

Stop yiffin my butt

And put on your ass kickin shoes

[DuskSong 742]

All you be blowin is smoke

Your just a joke

I hope you choke

and get thrown into a swamp oak.

You don't even scare Japanese folk.

So stop fuckin yo.

You cant even rap better than a golf stroke.

 

There. My first freestyle rap.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Vortex Wing

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Don't insult a person for their shyness

I already called you a pleb you can call me Your Highness

Cuz when I'm done with you your legs'll need a harness

And the only thing you'll look like is the Loch Ness

 

 

 

If you wanna rhyme with goose

Jump on my caboose

Stop yiffin my butt

And put on your ass kickin shoes

 

loch ness? is that your best

YOU BETTER TRY AGAIN

CAUSE WHEN I GO CAPS LOCK

YOULL HAVE TO TAKE VITAMINS TO HANDLE MY DOPE ASS RHYMES

YOU ALL SUCK

DIDNT YOUR MOMMY EVER TELL YOU THAT

YOUR RHYMES, I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK

YOUR JUST WASING YOUR TIME

 

YOU SHOULD ALL GO HOME NOW

AND CRY TO YOUR FAT ASS MOMMAS

BUT IF YOU DONT, WHICH IS BAD

ILL PUT YOU ALL IN A MOTHER FUCKING COMA

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

you think im worried about your gay ass sun

i saw one just like it, in fact, millions over one

i control black holes, the strongest thing in the universe

so unless you want to be in one, you ought to wright your next verse

 

look at me, im part demon, with the crystal curse

im immortal, you die from a gun shot

i have more money than you could find in your royal purse

so sorry trollestia, looks like your days are done

cause ill be helping out Nightmare Moon, just for fun

 

Oh what's this now you're suddenly all tough

With invinciblity and all of this other stuff?

Bitch I could own you with one hoof behind my back

to just slap sense into you, for all fucks sake

You can't do shit to me, you can only talk smack

 

What's wrong baby, did I strike a nerve?

Because took you up and now you're served?

Hey listen if you need it off your chest

You can come crying to me because I am the best

 

Fool

 

If you think for a second I'm done

well you better think twice, stop bitchin

Because this game just started son

I am warning you, you better go home

If the fire's too hot then get the fuck out of the kitchen

You do realize you've got no fans? You're fucking alone!

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

 

loch ness? is that your best

YOU BETTER TRY AGAIN

CAUSE WHEN I GO CAPS LOCK

YOULL HAVE TO TAKE VITAMINS TO HANDLE MY DOPE ASS RHYMES

YOU ALL SUCK

DIDNT YOUR MOMMY EVER TELL YOU THAT

YOUR RHYMES, I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK

YOUR JUST WASING YOUR TIME

 

YOU SHOULD ALL GO HOME NOW

AND CRY TO YOUR FAT ASS MOMMAS

BUT IF YOU DONT, WHICH IS BAD

ILL PUT YOU ALL IN A MOTHER FUCKING COMA

 

 

 

I got a two headed boy

And a one headed bear

Its time for some Jesus love

You Anne Frank in Holland, 1945

You're about have your comely ass punted pretty damn high

If a fool like you is gonna try to be king

It better be of carrot flowers and not rhyming

It's a fool's game to play if you're playin the game

You better start flying like an aeroplane

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

loch ness? is that your best

YOU BETTER TRY AGAIN

CAUSE WHEN I GO CAPS LOCK

YOULL HAVE TO TAKE VITAMINS

TO HANDLE MY DOPE ASS RHYMES

 

YOU ALL SUCK

DIDNT YOUR MOMMY EVER TELL YOU THAT

YOUR RHYMES, I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK

YOUR JUST WASING YOUR TIME

 

YOU SHOULD ALL GO HOME NOW

AND CRY TO YOUR FAT ASS MOMMAS

BUT IF YOU DONT, WHICH IS BAD

ILL PUT YOU ALL IN A MOTHER FUCKING COMA

 

I'm about to pull a Patrick Batemen on this statement

Just give me a sec'

You're hittin' up the tag team with out a full deck

Guess who activated my trap card, boyo; I bang your shit harder than an all-drummer band

Hope you can stand up, man up

But until then, pleb: shut your mouth and put your hand up.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[Evilshy 5,090]

 

 

You might juggle these thugs

But can you juggle deez nuts?

Probably not since I'm built like Jabba the Hut

And if you try to come near me my homies'll have you cut

 

Why would I juggle your massive fat ass

When I'm sitting' like Jabba on a throne made of cash?

Not nearly as fat, but way more rich

I would've easily made the Empire my bitch.

Buy and sell planets like hot, Twi'lek slaves

A credit you spend is a credit I've saved

Cuz I own you and all of your shit anyway

Even palpatine is scared to get in my way

 

The Jedi and the Sith all answer to me

I've slept with Lumiya, and master Shaak Ti

And a thousand other babes across the galaxy

From the Rishi Maze all the way to Tatooine.

 

I know the ways of the force in and out

And I know what the Vongsense is all about

And I can out strategize Grand Admiral Thrawn

I even know the location of all the Sith Holocrons

 

 

(god I am such a huge star wars nerd...)

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

your sister? help me? here's what I'll do for you

Keep your sister, equestria, and the elements of harmony too

Cause for what youre up against

youre gonna need all the help you can get

 

my raps crush stars, planets, and moons

Yours couldn't crush the hopes of the group in platoon

You're nothing

Just a pawn in a game

a game I won 6 turns ago buddy

checkmate

 

You think you cool treating me like a game?

You then haven't realized that you're fucking lame

I Need my sister and the ele's of harmony?

Bitch you better start runnin

Because of me you'll go crying for mommy!

 

What's that? Getting talked down by a mare?

That's right bitch I got the gall

You don't even have the guts to try my dare

You're rhyming is failing sonny while I'm on my ball!

If it really upsets you and you're really sad

I'll take you for some ice cream in my fucking mall.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Your raps are bad

But mine are badder

I beat all of you

Ha look at all the rhymes

This is freestyle bitch

Whats the need for the rhymes

That's right now be gone

Before I beat you down

Then spit you up

Pinkie needs some ingrediants

So please follow me

For some delicious cupcakes

BITCH

[DuskSong 742]

Mr. Wobbles

Is just a bee sting

He would lose in a boxing ring.

Is he even a living thing?

He is just a hot spring, exploding with anger.

Hah, you would even fail in a wrestling ring.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

Why would I juggle your massive fat ass

When I'm sitting' like Jabba on a throne made of cash?

Not nearly as fat, but way more rich

I would've easily made the Empire my bitch.

Buy and sell planets like hot, Twi'lek slaves

A credit you spend is a credit I've saved

Cuz I own you and all of your shit anyway

Even palpatine is scared to get in my way

 

The Jedi and the Sith all answer to me

I've slept with Lumiya, and master Shaak Ti

And a thousand other babes across the galaxy

From the Rishi Maze all the way to Tatooine.

 

I know the ways of the force in and out

And I know what the Vongsense is all about

And I can out strategize Grand Admiral Thrawn

I even know the location of all the Sith Holocrons

 

 

(god I am such a huge star wars nerd...)

 

 

You better come at me you little pleb

It's time for ass kicking, cuz I'll be bustin heads

By the time I'm done with you they'll call your face "Untitled"

And you know all my gats are rifled

If you pick a fight with the Communist Daughter

You be dressin yourself like lambs to the slaughter

[DuskSong 742]

Your so lame

you fail at every game

Try to shoot me, aim right up

But youll fail cuz ur a chump.

So go and complain, play ur video games

but youll never win, u never had.

-----------------

3rd rap. All of a sudden I fell like a ghetto

Edited June 25, 2012 by Vortex Wing

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

 

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

 

I was gun do that!

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Your raps are bad

But mine are badder

I beat all of you

Ha look at all the rhymes

This is freestyle bitch

Whats the need for the rhymes

That's right now be gone

Before I beat you down

Then spit you up

Pinkie needs some ingrediants

So please follow me

For some delicious cupcakes

BITCH

 

 

Let's pull a killer on killer battle

Put this shit in the fast lane

I like to dissect girls, bitch.

Did you know I'm utterly insane?

 

I'll make this clean

Like the mastering on Aeroplane

See me flying, Jeffy?

No you can't, because you're a pleb.

 

So choose your weapon

Pistols at dawn?

After my knife, red you'll be reppin'

Thanks for steppin'

'Cause you're kickin' with some lions

Welcome to Jamrock, mon.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Oh what's this now you're suddenly all tough

With invinciblity and all of this other stuff?

Bitch I could own you with one hoof behind my back

to just slap sense into you, for all fucks sake

You can't do shit to me, you can only talk smack

 

What's wrong baby, did I strike a nerve?

Because took you up and now you're served?

Hey listen if you need it off your chest

You can come crying to me because I am the best

 

Fool

 

If you think for a second I'm done

well you better think twice, stop bitchin

Because this game just started son

I am warning you, you better go home

If the fire's too hot then get the fuck out of the kitchen

You do realize you've got no fans? You're fucking alone!

 

SAYS THE SAME BITCH WHO TRIED TO SEDUCE ME

NEWS FLASH, YOUR OLD, RESISTING IS SO EASY

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LIKE YOUR SISTER MORE

SHE KNOW HOW TO GO SKY HIGH, AND NOT KEEP SOME GAY RHYMES STUCK TO THE FLOOR

 

ALL THAT POWER HAS GOON6E TO YOUR HEAD

IM THE MESSENGER, YOU SHOULD BE DEAD

THAT WAS THE MESSAGE READ IT AN WEEP

BETTER THROUGH THAT DAMN CORPSE INTO THE DOG FOOD HEEP

 

YOU BETTER LISTEN CLOSELY SINCE YOUR REIGN IS UP

SPIKE SEND HER A MESSAGE, SHE BETTER SHUT THE BUCK UP

DEAR TIA, YOU SUCK, READ BETWEEN THE LINES

IM WITH LUNA NOW, NOW ITS FOR THE NEW TIMES

YOU ONCE USED THE ELEMENTS, GUESS WHAT THEY'RE QUEER

MY GARNET ON MY CHEST, HOLDS THE STRONGEST POWER THAT'S HERE