Snatch the Cookie!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Ninja!

 

Wow, it's a good thing I just happened to be conveniently flying toward the sun, or I never would've found this cookie!

Edited July 19, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I grab the cookie and scream wildly as I run off.

Nothing weird. I just grabbed the cookie.

[Fire_Fly 499]

What Filly Pinkie Pie doesn't realize is that I swapped the real cookie with a very realistic-looking cookie replica before she took it...

 

Now to take the real cookie and initiate phase one of my evil plan!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

*uses cookie teleporter to take the real cookie and swap it with an identical fake cookie*

 

And I lock it in my secret vault that I'm the only one who knows the location of. And I lock myself in said vault as well.

[Fire_Fly 499]

I locate the vault with my trusty Hollowshield-Tracker, and use a helicopter to steal the entire vault.

 

Now I have the cookie AND the Hollowshield! Your move, forums!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I unlock the vault, freeing Hollowshield and snatching the cookie in the process. I run off screaming "GIVE THE APPLE TREES TO THE BUFFALO!!!"

[Digit Sums 42]

You run across the tracks and get hit by the train. I retrieve the cookie from your motionless body.

 

Don't worry FPP, you're not dead. You'll just be hospitalized for three pages.

[Page Turner 607]

I throw a Pokeball at the Cookie and Catch it.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Using TK and a baseball bat I whack the pokeball with a high fly into left field. I chase the ball and behind me a wall of thorny threes suddenly sprouts, cutting off any pursuit.

 

Mine! All Mine!

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

There are no Pokemons in this world!

Ergo, I has the cookie now.

[Digit Sums 42]

I ninja both of you and take the cookie before either of you realize what hit you.

[kirbyboi 588]

I hold a kitten in front of your face. Distracted by it's cuteness, I snatch the cookie and hide very well.

[Digit Sums 42]

I train the kitten to recover the cookie. Flawless victory!

[Fire_Fly 499]

The kitten is a double-agent, secretly trained by me! The cookie, and adorable feline antics are now mine!

[Digit Sums 42]

In the words of Josie from Whose Line, "Welcome to Dead Cats - 109 recipes that you can do with your p****." Paraphrasing Colin Mochrie: "Hey, I didn't mean to cook your cat, but hey those things just happen."

 

Long story short, before the cat can get back to you, I cook it and keep the cookie for myself.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I steal the cooked cat and eat it triumphantly. Spitting it out (and realizing that was just stupid!), I go back and blatantly swipe the cookie in front of everyone. I then teleport to an pitch black cave, wash my mouth out, and open wide to eat the cookie...

 

y'all are gonna be so sad when i crunch down on the cookie goodness.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Please,... Don't.

 

[Yoink] I took it from above... With a fishing rod, then stored it in my cloud storage shed.

Edited July 21, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Please,... Don't.

[Yoink] I took it from above... With a fishing rod, then stored it in my cloud storage shed.

 

Apparently, you left the shed unlocked and unguarded, and I simply just walk over and take it. I run into the ruins of the Everfree forest and summon a magical barrier around the Ruins.

[Digit Sums 42]

I thought I told you to stay out of my shed.

 

I defeat your barrier with a magic battering ram. (It's literally a ram that coats the barrier with a magic batter that dissolves the barrier.) I reclaim the cookie and teleport myself and the cookie to the top of the tallest tree.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Silverhoof uses his tree magic, grapples you with branches, and the tree bends down to hand him the cookie.

 

Now before anyone can do anything...Silverhoof licks the cookie. No one will want it now,

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I throw a brick at you.

 

Leaving me with the cookie.

[False Perception 482]

I use a sonic rainnuke. The cookie is destroyed in the process. Nopony wins. Ta-da.

[Roi 100]

Throw a Kunia from 40 feet! -Put on spiky shoes and runs at 17 miles an hour towards you- -Gets cookie- - Jumps on your bodys for atleast 20 mins-

Edited July 24, 2012 by MLPSQUAD

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Throw a Kunia from 40 feet! -Put on spiky shoes and runs at 17 miles an hour towards you- -Gets cookie- - Jumps on your bodys for atleast 20 mins-

 

After you finish jumping, I attack you with my scythe. Terrified by the weapon, you run away screaming, dropping the cookie. I create a hologram of the cookie and leave it on the ground. It looks just like the cookie. Then I run away, through a portal, and to earth. I then close the portal. Edited July 24, 2012 by Shade

[Fire_Fly 499]

Finally! I've been here for AGES, waiting for somepony to-- Hey, is that a cookie....?

 

*yoink*