Snatch the Cookie!

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I create multiple copies of the cookie, down to the last crumb, take them all, including the real cookie, and shove them into a bag, mixing them up so well that even I don't know which is the real cookie. Then I hop aboard a commercial flight to the moon, and live in a moon colony with the cookies.

 

:3

[Strider Hiryu 116]

I use the power of the mary sue to appear on the moon, and find the real cookie. Then run at 7648653 miles a minute.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I hire Sonic The Hedgehog as my taxi driver and catch you, taking the cookie back.

[Half-Note 273]

I fly in on my giant Pidgeon and snatch the cookie by trading it for a Chaos Emerald to Sonic..

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[Krystal 1,468]

I distract sonic with a trail of rings. He runs off leaving you behind. I then punch you in the face and steal the cookie

 

I get an AA gun and shoot down the pidgeon. When it lands with you on it I snatch the cookie.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Krystal Serenity

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I recall your giant Pidgey and send out my Giant Charizard.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

I fly on my pigdey(lvl99) and steal the cookie.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Strider Hiryu

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I use my Raichu lvl ∞ To zap your Pidgey with Thunder Bolt, then steal the cookie and flee.

[Half-Note 273]

I call in an army of Changelings to get the cookie and let them feed on my love of cookies.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[Krystal 1,468]

Your flea died. Now you have nowhere to run and I stole the cookie

[Strider Hiryu 116]

You lost 1 billion attack points and I steal the cookie. Edited July 1, 2012 by Strider Hiryu

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I ate the cookie.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

I time traveled back to before you ate it, then took it away and ran.

[Half-Note 273]

I call Morgan Freeman.

 

I have the cookie.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I freeze time and tie your shoelaces together as you're running.

 

As you fall I take the cookie, transform it into a rocket, and send it back to earth.

[Krystal 1,468]

I used a teleporting gadget to teleport the cookie to me

[Half-Note 273]

I am the cookie.....

[Strider Hiryu 116]

I fast travel to Earth (I've already been there) take the cookie and whirlwind sprint away.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Strider Hiryu

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I use the Gersch device to send everyone into a 4th dimension.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Pinkazoid steals ze cookie, which Mister cat steals from her

[Half-Note 273]

I am still the cookie. I win.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I always hated cats.

 

I kick the cat and pick up the cookie.

[Krystal 1,468]

I use a gene slicer to separate the cookie from Half-Note. I take the cookie and escape through the 4th wall

[Strider Hiryu 116]

I falcon punch the wall and steal the cookie. Edited July 1, 2012 by Strider Hiryu

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I use a freeze ray to freeze everyone still in the room, then escape through the fourth wall to chase Krystal