mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CrimsonWeb 786]

huh

[Randimaxis 8,652]

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Well then

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

huh

Well, if you're confused, I may as well give you something to be confused about.

 

If two trains are leaving Equestria, one of which has pink windows and the other has a nice aroma, which one will learn to love first?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Neather, Trains dont love

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Neather, Trains dont love

That's... not the right answer.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Eh? But trains dont love!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Eh? But trains dont love!

I don't understand how you can be so mistaken. 

[CrimsonWeb 786]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

Here, let's try another one.

 

If A=B, C is equal to D only when B + C = F, G is only equal to A when both D and C are negative, H = A on Thursday, C = F when the sandwich has pickles on it, A + F - a kidney stone = G when you sing a song, the pipe fills with joy and all say be hey dal LA, A doesn't actually equal B because that was a trick, brownies are a think mist that falls from the stars,  D doesn't actually exist, hidden in the bowels of cheese are tiny hats, D * 0 = 50, don't doddle on the space man, A = B if you believe in the power of love, H is actually just the letter H it's not even a variable, then what does Q equal on the third month of chamber pot?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Spaghetti, duh

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Spaghetti, duh

Good, I think you're starting to understand.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

woh

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

If A=B, C is equal to D only when B + C = F, G is only equal to A when both D and C are negative, H = A on Thursday, C = F when the sandwich has pickles on it, A + F - a kidney stone = G when you sing a song, the pipe fills with joy and all say be hey dal LA, A doesn't actually equal B because that was a trick, brownies are a think mist that falls from the stars,  D doesn't actually exist, hidden in the bowels of cheese are tiny hats, D * 0 = 50, don't doddle on the space man, A = B if you believe in the power of love, H is actually just the letter H it's not even a variable, then what does Q equal on the third month of chamber pot?

A=B

C=D : B+C=F

G=A : D<0, C<0

H=A : Thursday

C=F : Pickles (which means if Pickles, then B+C=F only if B=0, so C=D only if B=0)

A+F-K=G : Singing (Let K be a kidney store) (if D<0, C<0 and singing, then A=G so F-K=0, hence F=K)

A≠B (apparently earlier statement A=B revealed to be a typo, so no inconsistency)

∄D

D*0=50 (Verifies previous statement, no D exists such that D*0=50)

A=B : Love (If love, then A=B which contradicts previous line A≠B, hence there is no love)

H is not a variable (This only makes sense if 'H=A : Thursday' is treated as just a string of characters and not an equation)

 

No mention was made of the chamber pot, so it's effect on Q is unknown. In all of that, absolutely no restrictions were placed on the value of Q, so Q can still be anything. It is basically undefined.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

A=B

C=D : B+C=F

G=A : D<0, C<0

H=A : Thursday

C=F : Pickles (which means if Pickles, then B+C=F only if B=0, so C=D only if B=0)

A+F-K=G : Singing (Let K be a kidney store) (if D<0, C<0 and singing, then A=G so F-K=0, hence F=K)

A≠B (apparently earlier statement A=B revealed to be a typo, so no inconsistency)

∄D

D*0=50 (Verifies previous statement, no D exists such that D*0=50)

A=B : Love (If love, then A=B which contradicts previous line A≠B, hence there is no love)

H is not a variable (This only makes sense if 'H=A : Thursday' is treated as just a string of characters and not an equation)

 

No mention was made of the chamber pot, so it's effect on Q is unknown. In all of that, absolutely no restrictions were placed on the value of Q, so Q can still be anything. It is basically undefined.

How do you always find logic in my nonsensical gibberish? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

How do you always find logic in my nonsensical gibberish? 

I am a being of logic! No matter how nonsensical or gibberish, I will find logic anywhere!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am a being of logic! No matter how nonsensical or gibberish, I will find logic anywhere!

It's funny how you concluded there was no such thing as love. 

[Vulcan 3,254]

You are no match for the Empire!

*Heavy Breathing*

Victory to the Zurg!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It's funny how you concluded there was no such thing as love. 

That just followed from all the statements you presented! Love can't exist, because if it did, A would both equal B and not equal B. It's basically a proof by contradiction; were love to exist it leads to an inconsistency, so love can't exist.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You are no match for the Empire!

*Heavy Breathing*

Victory to the Zurg!

Ha ha ha, how amusing! Do you truly think you can defeat me?

 

That just followed from all the statements you presented! Love can't exist, because if it did, A would both equal B and not equal B. It's basically a proof by contradiction; were love to exist it leads to an inconsistency, so love can't exist.

Okay, sure. 

[Vulcan 3,254]

I HAVE AND I WILL!

*GRABS BOOP GUN*

 

 

 

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I HAVE AND I WILL!

*GRABS BOOP GUN*

 

 

 

 

 

WE'RE DOOMED! WE CAN'T BEAT A BOOP GUN!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I HAVE AND I WILL!

*GRABS BOOP GUN*

 

 

 

 

 

You're very amusing.  :grin2: How about we make a deal? 

[Vulcan 3,254]

@, 

Lovecraftian Beast ,What deal do you offer?

Edited November 30, 2015 by Emperor Zurg

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Lovecraftian Beast ,What deal do you offer?

I'll keep that buzz kill Buzz Lightyear distracted so you can do your evil empire stuff unopposed. In return... I'd like to be a member of your empire!