no critique arowett

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

- nothing to see here -

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Devious Detonation 442]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDD

 

I laughed so hard at the

Stuck in doorways all the time

xD Nice poem,anyways. This is something that should appear more often.

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

HEY! a butt that big comes with elegance ya know XD (just something I pulled out of the blue)

but in all seriousness this is a really clever poem

[Ashbad 969]

Oh boy, is someone gonna get strangled in their sleep tonight...

 

Ballsy. I can definitely give you that. And maybe a eulogy as well.

[Somebody 570]

However appropriate it might be, I will resist the urge to start quoting Sir Mix-A-Lot...

 

For what it's worth, I find large rear ends to be very cute.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Questio

[null1 606]

We need pictures for a visual representation. Would that be possible? It would create a more asstastic experience perhaps.

[Killian Jones 2,655]

You should totally mention @ so she like totally sees this. Will truly rustle her jimmies. Also PM er links through everywhere, just outright stalk her.

 

Also, pretty funny, Arylett needs to see this.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

careful. wanna risk it? i might use my face on you and acidtate you until you exploderate into tiny little doggess pieces again

[Shiki 5,855]

I clicked on this thread for a different reasoning than wanting to read a poem...

 

Why must I be so absolutely creepy/nasty right now?

Edited September 11, 2012 by Kawaii

[Motion Spark 7,807]

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

I think you should kill Eljordo instead, it's all his fault because he's fat, and his evil beard mind controlled Viscra to make him write that poem.

I have to admit it was hillarious though

[Senor Citizen 516]

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

Bad idea. I read that and started distributing heavy artillery in amongst the houses of everyone besides you who's commented on this topic.

[Sociopony 2]

I lol'ed at the end of the first verse. This is hilarious. But in all seriousness, great poem. Maybe you'll do more of these as well?...

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

i like the fact that this topic is classified as "warm" now. TOTALLY NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING IS IT.

 

I clicked on this thread for a different reasoning than wanting to read a poem...

 

Why must I be so absolutely creepy/nasty right now?

 

believe me, it was soooo hard not to make any such reference here. but i decided to keep it clean just to be sure. unless Aryl likes hearing dirty stuff about her butt. get it? butt? dirtyyy?

[FedoraMemes 582]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0JAoUxyJU

 

Hilarious. Does anymore need to be said?

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

Crush us with your massive arse. Do it. I dare you. And film it. Film it for us all to see and tell us not to mess with the one that is...

 

Arylett the Ass-assin (see what I did there?)

[Devious Detonation 442]

@,

 

 

After looking at what Dylan wrote.

I just couldn't resist saying that.

I need to think about something else to say... Oh, yes! How was your day, guys?

[Grace Braid 240]

As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*.

 

 

*Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*.

 

 

*Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now.

 

YOU TOO?!

 

How DARE you! All of you! You sick people! Turning my own love against me! Oh, you will be hearing from my lawyer. AND my explosives agent.

[Wubsie 1,123]

Oh wow LOL this might be the weirdest poem ever.

I swear I have never seen a poe like this.

Looks like Arylett's pretty mad though... o_o

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

Silly Arylett, you'll never get me, I'm always one step ahead...

 

and as for the poem.... all of my ROFL's belong to you my good sir/filly... :3

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

We've got a real T. S. Eliot on our hands here. Outstanding. Really captures the essence and joyous spirit of..uh...Arylett's posterior.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

This is actually not that bad... I think it's one of the better poems I've read. Almost as good as Poe... Arylett seems to like it as well...

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

yes i know outstanding and all that thank you

 

 

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Motion Spark 7,807]

@, please don't provoke her, remember that we both had stomachache this morning, I don't know about yours but mine was unbearable, I say we should give to her Eljordo as a sacrifice to calm her anger

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

How have I avoided this topic for so long? You are worthy of all my brohoofs good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar

 

This is brilliant xD