Your favourite quotes.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

NOTHING CAN STAND IN OUR HEROES WAY 

The door is locked 

PLOT TWIST 

 

HOW THE **** WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ILLEGAL OTHERWORLD DEATH TOURNAMENT WERE ILLEGAL 

 

You better treat Moxxi nice though. BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

 

By Mr.Torgue 

[Gyro Zeppeli 120]

"A true man never dies... even when he's killed."

-Kamina

"The tomorrow we're trying to reach is not a tomorrow you've decided on! We... by ourselves... choose our tomorrow from the infinite universe! We will fight through it. We will fight through it and protect the universe! We'll show you we can do it!"

-Simon the Digger

 

So pretty much anything from Gurren Lagann xD

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I believe that you'll learn to apreciate small things better if you have some tough luck at times.

How can you apreciate people if you don't what it's like to be alone? How can you enjoy a meal when you don't know what it's like to be hungry?

 

-Darthduba, the Newgrounds artist who composed Story Of Life (One Chance soundtrack)

 

"The reason why I frankly think it's a waste of time to engage in moral value judgments about people's violence is because it doesn't advance by one iota our understanding of either the causes or prevention of the violent behavior. People sometimes ask if I believe in forgiving criminals. My answer to that is 'no, I don't believe in forgiveness any more than I believe in condemnation'. It's only if we as a society can take the same attitude of treating violence as a problem in public health and preventive medicine rather than as a moral evil--it's only when we make that change in our own attitudes and assumptions and values that we will actually succeed in reducing the level of violence rather than stimulating it; which is what we do now." - psychiatrist and author James Gilligan

This statement has been spirally approved.

Edited June 21, 2013 by Feather Spiral

[Rappy0 338]

"Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." -Vyse

 

"As long as you're alive, you'll always have another chance." -Vyse

 

"Comrades, trust, and cooperation. Those are the only true treasures in this world." -Daccat

 

"Women are like sunsets... they're beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow." - Gilder

Edited June 22, 2013 by Rappy0

[Brony Shawn 11]

"I don't remember askin you a damn thing!"

-Jules (Samuel L. Jackson)
"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
-Jules (Samuel L. Jackson)
"In order to realize our true self, we must be willing to live without being dependent upon the opinion of others."

-Bruce Lee

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Most are from black ops!

 

"No,i am not ready for hell! I don't even have my good shoes!"-Richtofen 

 

"I guess i just don't know what to call you! I was thinking about "monster",but that would just be insulting the cards"-Yugi

 

"The miracle never happened. Maybe it was never meant to. Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist"-Phoenix Wright

 

"Dempsey! Did you schteal my ammo?"-Richtofen

 

"Stay away from my vodka!"-Nikolai

 

"OBJECTION!"-Ace Attorney characters

 

"HOLD IT!"-Ace attorney characters

 

"GOTCHA!"-Apollo

 

"TAKE THAT"-Phoenix Wright

 

"Dempsey is surrounded! Joy!"-Richtofen

 

"Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight!"-Glitched up announcer from Rocky PS2!

 

"Stop doing it! I don't want this!"-James from You know what's Bull***t?

 

"Live like a windrammer as you f**k"-AVGN Mailbag

 

"What the hell is all this s**t?! There's metallic sea sponges everywhere! There's titanium rocket jock straps,headless parrots with bottlecaps,floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids!"-AVGN

 

"The blood! The beautiful blood!"-Richtofen

 

"No vodka for you!"-Nikolai

 

"You are ugly! Like fourth wife!"-Nikolai

 

"All tons of sorrow!"-Richtofen

 

"I'm the Nostalgia Critic,I remember it so you don't have to"-NC

 

That is all i can remember right now!

 

(sorry about the language,i tried to censor it the best i could without ruining the quote)

[Bucky McGillyCuddy 956]

"At the end of the game the Pawn and the King go into the same box."

~ Colonel Mahaffey

 

I think it's actually an old Italian proverb but I heard it on the Halo: Forward Unto Dawn Mini-series.

[Vermillion 613]

Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters.

 

Oliver Sykes (the lead vocalist of 'bring me the horizon)

ahaha fucking love this quote 

Edited June 24, 2013 by Vermillion

[MidnightBlue 51]

Pain? How dare you use that word. What you think of pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain.

Pinhead(Hellraiser: Bloodline)

[SparkBrony 379]

I have a couple great ones:

 

I bet 99% of you won't read this, but i'll thank the 1% that does every day. My whole life I wanted to be a banana. Everyday I practice peeling, and being yellow,? but only until recently have I felt like I really can be a banana. My family supports me, but I feel it's not enough. Sometimes I sit in the fruit bowl for hours on end slightly curved. All I ask is that you thumbs up my comment and tell your friends, because one day you'll see me on the news as that banana. Thank you.

 

~BlackEleectric (from youtube)

 

Hey you, the one reading this.
 Put your hoof over your heart....do you feel it beating? It's called a purpose. You are here for a reason....stay beautiful. <3

 

~

 

Darn, that's all I got for now

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

"I think there’s a degree of irony in the fact that the most socially tolerated, perfectly legal drug on the market is by far the most hazardous to your health" -Morgan about alcohol

"BATHROOMS ARE NOT FOR SOCIALIZING, THEY’RE FOR SHITTING AND PISSING." -Liv on women's habit of gathering together to the toilet

 

These two people run a blog that I follow on Tumblr, a heterosexual couple with amazing insight into social, political, legal, philosophical, and sometimes scientific matters.

 

Celebs' Tweets from a French subway newspaper (translated by yours truly):

- The audience of a porno film drops by half after the first quarter-hour... @MathieuMadenian

- A patient this morning: "Doctor, I must tell you, I'm enormously chilly against the cold"... @MichelCymes (also host of a health program)

- Do not make fun of the one who doesn't know, he too knows things you aren't aware of. @GustaveParking

 

More newspaper fun, this time from London (cartoons in Metro):

- I don't ask questions later. Now 'shoot first', sure. ~Pearls Before Swine

- I'm afraid Mick's attending the christening of his next girlfriend right now. ~This Life (character seems to be the secretary or owner of a records company)

 

Same papers, but Nemi has a special place:

- Anyway, you're allowed to smash a car window if the owner has left a dog inside to suffocate. - But to steal the dog and set that car on fire afterwards? - Of course. ~conversation with Cyan

- I'm really not sure about gay people adopting kids... - Are you thinking how unfair it'll be to all those poor kids who don't have such smart, stylish parents? ~witty comeback to the concerns of a straight-haired blonde girl (stepmother?)

Edited June 25, 2013 by Feather Spiral

[fimdash 1,196]

Reminded of this quote since I recently attained the butterfly rank.

 

"My diving bell becomes less oppressive, and my mind takes flight like a butterfly" - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

[Symph 103]

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever"-Napoleon

 

"I never kept up with the fashions. I believed in wearing what I thought looked good on me." -Betty Page

 

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make". - The Beatles, "The End"

I was marathoning the beatles with a friend last night!  I've been a huge fan of them since I was like 4 hahaha 

 

I really like Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright so I'll quote one of each.  

 

Wright:  "I wish my first word was quote, then right before I died, I would say "unquote".

 

Hedberg:  "If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up"  

[HunterScars 505]

and he who increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow - i cant remember

 

."We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed... A few people cried... Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form, and says, "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. - Robert J Oppenheimer

 

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

 

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials - Chinese proverb 

 

 

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination - Albert Eisenstein

 

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius 

 

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late - Benjamin  Franklin 

 

 

 

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

"Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds."

-Democritus, very rightful quote as I was verbally harassed and (non-constructively) criticized for merely SOUNDING arrogant once.

 

"Being assertive does not mean attacking or ignoring others feelings. It means that you are willing to hold up for yourself fairly-without attacking others."

-The Art & Science of Rational Eating (Ellis, Abrams, Dengelegi)

 

"Most are engaged in business the greater part of their lives, because the soul abhors a vacuum and they have not discovered any continuous employment for man's nobler faculties."

-Henry David Thoreau

 

"Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you."

-Calvin Coolidge

 

"Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about."

-Lynn Johnston

Edited June 28, 2013 by Feather Spiral

[just ignore me 86]

I'm sick and i'm twisted i'm broken you can't fix it. Don't make me cuz i'll do it red button and well all go. - River Below, Ben Kowalewicz lead singer for Billy Talent

[Lume WMj 228]

Not sure if some of these classify as quotes, but here we go~

 

---

 

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."

- Albert Einstein

 

"You never know how strong you are 'til being strong is the only choice you have."

- Bob Marley

 

"Don't hate me 'cause I'm funny, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... You should hate me 'cause I'm better than you."

- H8_Seed (Neverending Strife)

 

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

- Dracula (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)

 

"Put that cookie down! NOW!!"

- Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jingle All The Way)

 

"Why would you rather see two men holding guns than holding hands?"

- Unknown

 

"The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do."

- Unknown

 

"[my signature]"

- Unknown

[Transblitz 129]

“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.” - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"Memory is the key."

 

-Delta (Δ)

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

"I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole."

~Morgan Freeman

 

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."

~Helen Keller
 

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."

~Martin Luther

 

 

 

[Samurai Heavy 53]

"Super Happy Funeral Home and Dry Cleaner. Drop Pants Here" - Some sign in Thailand

 

"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long." - The Fact Core

[Nerdy Luigi 2,065]

"Today you are Youer than you, and this is truer than true"- Dr. Seuss

"Haha! The fun has been DOUBLED!"- Princess Luna *MLP quote*

"Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons." -Letter to the editor, The Advocate

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares."

-Henri Nouwen

 

Edited June 29, 2013 by Rainbow P.F. Sparkle

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

"I think the universe is great! It's like God chucked a bunch of candy into space! And the Earth is a Jawbreaker, so it doesn't matter if you have the biggest mouth. You can't just chew up the world and spit it out. You have to savor it. From the grandest to the blandest. Every nook and cranny, every crooked ally, every mountain, brick, and valley from Candyland to Cali that's been stamped by Rand McNally. Ordinary is outstanding! So don't be impressed by mere miracles!" —George Watsky

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Housepets!

 

"Quick! Run away in an awkwardly-packed group!"

-Fido here

 

"Look, math is hard!"

-Mr.London here

 

"Look, are you going to let me finish, because I'm not wasting a perfectly good apology."

"DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO ALLOCATE SHAME IN THIS COUNTRY"

-Itsuki from these two strips

 

"At da rate yer flappin yer yap, you could makes a killin standin in front of a wind turbine."

-Yeltsin here

 

"I was TRYING to keep this hypothetical!"

-Fox here

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Inigo Montoya: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die..."

Count Rugen: "STOP SAYING THAT!"

Inigo Montoya: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

<Knocks Rugen's sword aside>

Inigo: "Offer me money."

Rugen: "Yes!"

Inigo: "Power, too! Promise me that."

Rugen: "All that I have and more... please..."

Inigo: "Offer me everything I ask for." 

Rugen: "Anything you want..." <Rugen attacks again. Inigo bats the attack aside and runs him through>

Inigo: "I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

 

Classic.

Actually, just about every line from that movie is an awesome quote.

Edited July 13, 2013 by Full Spectrum

[--Eve-- 351]

"The miracle never happen" -Phoenix Wright

 

"I'm not a psychopath i'm a high functioning sociopath" -Sherlock

 

"Always take a banana to a party" -The Doctor

 

"Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels, his was the most...human." -Kirk (I know by memory)

 

"Let's make sure history never forgets the name...Enterprise." -Picard

 

"Odo: Unauthorized access to crew quarters is a crime, Quark. You could have just asked to use the replicators. 
Quark: There's an old Ferengi saying: "Never ask when you can take". Uh... how d'you figure it out? 
Odo: You claimed Rom fixed your replicators? 
Quark: So? 
Odo: Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent. 
Quark: You're right, Rom is an idiot. Remind me to get rid of him tomorrow. "

 

“Do you know the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold — in space.” -Khan

 

"If you are to be Hercule Poirot, you must think of everything." -Hercule Poirot

 

"Scully: [Approaches Mulder in the woods as Michele Fazekas walks away] Mulder? We've got this conference. They're waiting.

Mulder: Yeah. How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully?

Scully: You want me to tell them that you're not gonna make it to this year's teamwork seminar.

Mulder: See? [Puts his hands on her arms and grins.] We don't need that conference! We have communication like that unspoken! You know what I'm thinking!

Scully: [smiles and shakes her head]"

 

"(a decaying body just fell out of the ceiling) You think the fall killed him?" -Mulder

 

"What is this? a center for ants!" -Zoolander

 

"No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your uniqueness!" - Jack

 

"Gwen: Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car? [Old Woman points in the direction in which Torchwood are heading] Thank you. [driving away]

Old Woman: Bloody Torchwood"

 

"There's one thing I always wanted to ask Jack. Back in the old days. I wanted to know about that Doctor of his. The man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world; except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history where there was no sign of him … I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask anymore. I know the answer now: Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame. I'm recording this in case anyone ever finds it, so you can see. You can see how the world ended." -Gwen

 

"O'Brien: A runabout? What was he dong in a runabout at four in the morning?

Odo: Apparently, he was getting murdered."

 

I'm done.

Edited July 13, 2013 by -Stargazer-