Your favourite quotes.

[IronPonyApplejack 318]

Let's see....

 

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - The G-Man, Half-Life 2

 

"Because I choose to." - Neo, Matrix Revolutions

 

About 20 different lines from The Lord of the Rings...

 

"Ideas are bulletproof." - V, V For Vendetta

 

"May Mary Malone and her nine, blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of damnation that God himself cannot find you with a telescope." - Irish curse

 

"Merry breakfast." - my friend Phillip

 

There's a couple from my friends that are a tad NSFW, so I'm not going to post those.

 

I think that's all for now...maybe more later.

my senior quote of course: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" ~ Adam Savage, Mythbusters. I forget which season, but i found it in one of the intros.

 

I think that was season one....maaaaaybe season two. I freaking love Mythbusters.

 

How did no Mythbusters quotes get into my post....

[Fluttermena 1,223]

“Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.”

 

That's one awesome quote.

 

[Sky Warden 2,243]

"Friendship is magic." - Genghis Khan.

 

Just kidding. Here are some:

 

"If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favourable." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca.

 

“If you're afraid, don't do it. If you're doing it, don't be afraid!”  - Genghis Khan.

 

"It is not sufficient that I suceed - all others must fail." - Genghis Khan.

 

"If my body dies, let my body die, but do not let my country die." - Genghis Khan.

 

"Quick decisions are unsafe decisions." - Sophocles.

 

"A good general not only sees the way to victory. He also knows when victory is impossible." - Polybius.

 

"It is right to learn, even form the enemy." - Ovid.

 

"It is a bad plan that cannot be altered." - Publilius Syrus.

 

"I am more afraid of our own mistakes than of our enemies' design." - Pericles.

 

"Learn to obey before you command." - Solon of Athens.

 

And the best of all...

 

"YOLO!" - William Shakespeare.

Edited August 8, 2013 by Sky Warden

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

This is from a book called Robots Will Steal Your Job! But That's OK, How To Survive The Economic Collapse And Be Happy written by Federico Pistono

 

"This is one of many unspoken tragedies of the so-called modern culture. The idea that the greatest aspiration a person could have is to work some mechanical and monotonous job, so that they can pay the bills, is an insult to the dignity of every individual. Each human being, from the moment they are born, is an invaluable masterpiece, capable of greatness beyond what we can conceive today. To even consider the proposition that we should hang on to an economic system that hinders innovation and automation, in order to preserve repetitious and mindless jobs, shows the deep loss of perspective and aptitude of our out-dated institutions."

[TheInsaneShane 359]

"Mmmm, hamburgers, the cornerstone to every nutritious breakfast" -Shia LaBeuf

 

"Immon' get midieval on his ass..."- Elmo

 

"Argo fuck yourself." (Naa, this one deserves respect)- Ben Affleck

 

"It's gonna be legen...wait for it......dairy."- The cow on the "TruMoo" milk cartons

 

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya?", "Ya know what, now that you have put on glasses, I now feel resistent about punching you. My conscience just wouldn't be clean if I knew I had hit a man with glasses."- Batman

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"- Darth Pussy

 

"I'm curious what makes you so curious"...- cat that was apparently killed by curiosity. (RIP)

 

"GEEEETTTT TOO DA' CHHHOPPPA"- Arnold Shwar...Arnold Schw....Arnold Shua....oh just screw it.....

 

 

"Some people...just wanna watch the world burn...."- the bastard who uses up the last toilet paper role at a public restroom

[HeartFeltPuma23 180]

Here is mine,it's from Neon Genesis Evangelion,but it's in italian,i couldn't find it in english                                                                                                                                       "Se continueremo a vivere... forse un giorno, chissà... Scopriremo quanto sia stato importante, vivere. Chissà tra quanti anni lo sapremo! Però, fino a quel momento... viviamo! Anche se la strada che dobbiamo seguire è buia. Se cammineremo insieme, forse potremo trovare qualcosa. Come quella luna, sospesa nel cielo."

Shinji Ikari (evangelion)

[Rockymoo 2,136]

Ah, Retsupurae... So many quotes, so little time.

• "Do all those barrels say triple X on them? Are they full of... whiskey? - I think they are. Whiskey or pornography. One of the two."
• "Every elevator I go into now, there are these small nipples that spit out poisonous gas. You adapt."
• "I'm sorry, I feel like you're trying to coax me into both Dungeons & Dragons and a blowjob."
• "Well, let's try to focus on how to pronounce her name." "Oh, Kak... Kakurine?" "No. No, it's 'cock urine.' Come on, get with the program."
• [Playing through Metroid: Other M] "Holy shit, I feel like Samus is being voiced by my GPS."
• [After a bad Let's Player talks about his 18th birthday] "You can vote? That's so depressing."
• "We didn't have the rights for THIS character who is most certainly not Batman. Batman does not fly, therefore not Batman."
• "This was based on a true story and/or a load of bullshit."
• "Like, if you could, like, set a clown puking to music, that's what this would sound like."
• "It's kind of a lightsaber, only sluttier."
• "Dear Let's Players of YouTube, 'okay' is not a joke." "...Okay."
• "Oh my god, I would rather masturbate with sandpaper than talk to this kid in real life."
• "What a cock tease you are with missile packs... and cocks."
• "Excuse me, could you get that dialogue box out of the crack of my ass?"
• "I can't help you, I don't have anymore rock puns. ... I mean, I guess I've mined them all out."

[IvyVine 17]

"We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Often listed as a quote from Dr. Seuss but that is debated.

 

"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once." Nietzsche

 

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” Gandhi

[MLPForums Phanact 1,374]

@[member=✶Nova✶]
"She is your FRIED" - Oh god this made me laugh :3
 
My actual favourite quotes though come from Before I Die, a book by Jenny Downham.
 
“All I know is that I have two choices – stay wrapped in blankets and get on with dying, or get the list back together and get on with living.” - I just love this quote. Reminds me that we shouldn't just sit around feeling upset or letting everything get to us. Just get up, move on and stay happy.

Edited August 9, 2013 by Kaz

[Frosty V 309]

My favorite quote is quite dapper if I do say so my self..."Friends are like good books. They come in few and last forever."

--Mark Twain

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

From the nook Robots Will Steal Your Job! written by Federico Pistono.

"How can you expect at least 60% of the population to be informed and act responsibly, if more than 60% of the people do not even know what 60% means?"

[GunDogM60 4]

Americans never quit.

Douglas MacArthur

This is my favorite quote because it is true, Americans never quit. God bless America 

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

It's Interesting how you can find comfort in any familiar situation even in a familiar nightmare.

 

~Nightmare house 2(Great game)

[ErictheSquirrel 6]

"You don't know me very well my friend" and "friends aren't made, they're born" those two being some quotes from a friend and me that we share together

 

That and this movie quote which for those who remember, you get brownie points

 

"They say that when a mothers child is trapped the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men. Alright

Commander call me Mommy!" 

[Ura_cutie 15]

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,

Love like you'll never be hurt,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

And live like it's heaven on earth.

[Starlighty 790]

Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.  Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

--Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

 

http://americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlkihaveadream.htm

[NothingIsEverything 1,233]

"Whoever appeals against the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven'. Such is the rule of honour."

 

-Opening speech for the song "Omerta" by Lamb of God

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QGa0ZK2gPI

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Been playing Okami after a long while, and I just realize how much I love Issun.

 

"A handsome guy like me should never be covered in wolf slobber!" (first encounter with Amaterasu where his teasiness gets him into her mouth)

"But I sure wish I coulda spent some more time in her kimono, if ya know what I mean!" (talking about Sakuya of course)

"Let's hurry up and find someone with a pulse around here!" (all the villagers being petrified)

"Wow! You're no run-of-the-mill god, that's for sure!" (when he realizes Ammy is the god of the sun)

"Don't go giving monsters sake! They're bad enough sober. Sheesh, what was she thinking?" (when Kushi says monsters got drunk and broke her rice-polishing mill)

"S-Sakuya! You're alive! And you... um... look very nice!" (getting excited by Sakuya's final form, practically naked after her tree fully blossoms)

 

Next up on my favorites list (not counting Ammy who'll always be on top) is Susano the "Great Worrier" (according to the sign in front of his house)

 

"Do even the beasts know of my great exploits, now? Well, Fido, I'm not looking for apprentices. Go back to the mountains and play with your monkey friends. How dare a mangy mutt like you interrupt my meditation!" (when woken up by Ammy's headbutt)

"Quit bugging me you... you... bug!" (protesting against Issun's... well, bugging)

"A man without drink is like a warrior without his trusty sword!" (having no sake left to inspire courage)

"Rest in peace, foul beast. The great warrior Susano condemns the offense, not the offender." (having "slain" the Sleepy Bear that invaded his secret hidin- er, I mean training ground)

 

Mr Orange: "A white wolf? Not the one who fought that terrible creature with Nagi!? You couldn't possibly be the legendary Shiranui! No, it can't be. That story is 100 years old. Still, you look a lot like that statue of Shiranui. On the other hand, you don't look quite as smart..."

Bakugami (god of explosives): "Too often, it is easy to forget that which we cannot see."

 

Then there are, like catch phrases.

Most brush gods: "Ah... Amaterasu. Origin of all that is good and mother to us all..."

Sakuya: "May the fresh scent of flowers protect you always." (at each visit after she blossoms)

 

Finally, when you take Susano on your back to forcibly take him to that boulder, go talk to the villagers - they'll say funny things sometimes.

"Susano! Stop frolicking around. The day is meant for work. Come give me a hand if you have time to waste like that!" - Mr Orange

"Oh, hello Susano. Looks like you've made a good pal there. Snowy really likes you." - Kushi

"Oh... Susano! That sure looks like fun! But shouldn't you be practicing your swordplay?" - Mrs Orange

"Boy, you're sure weird, Susano. Is that supposed to be some new kind of training or what?" - Mushi (boy with the dog)

[Sparkle Speed 87]

Dat Princess Bride!

 

Rhymes with Peanut

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss. 
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us. 
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm. 
Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm. 
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme. 
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. 
Vizzini: Enough of that. 
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. 
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it. 
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

 

 

-Sparkle Speed

[immortalpegasus 6]

Here's my two favorite quotes:

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only live one."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

 

[CT-1138 3,180]

Big, long list inbound! 
 
"Rule through the fear of force rather than through force itself." -Wilhuff Tarkin

"You may think I am evil. I am not. I am efficient." -Darth Maul

"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful...the strong...the weak...the innocent...the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally." -Darth Maul

"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" -Obi-wan Kenobi

"I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind.... I will never rest. And neither will you." -Slade

"I won't kill you… But I don't have to save you." -Batman

"Gentlemen, it is time to spread the word. And the word is – panic!" -Ra's al Ghul

"Ya see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy, ah, dynamite...and gunpowder, and GASOLINE! And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap. I'm only burning my half. All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men the work for me now, this is my city. Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed ya to your pooches? Hm? And then we'll see, how loyal a hungry dog really is." -The Joker

"If I'm gonna have a background, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" -The Joker

"If you half to explain a joke, then there IS no joke!" -The Joker

"I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger." -The Joker

"Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici"

"A house cannot be made habitable in a day...." -Dracula

"Because, Mr. Creedy....beneath this mask is more than flesh. Beneath this mask is an idea. And ideas a bulletproof!" -V

"What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded." -V

"I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than 400 years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot." -V

"We are buried beneath your incompetencies, Mr. Creedy!" -Adam Sutler

"I want that terrorist found. And I want him to know, what true terror really is." -Adam Sutler

"347 days, gentlemen. 347 failures!" -Adam Sutler

"What is for us go decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandolf the Grey

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -Galadriel

"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,"…"You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." -Bilbo Baggins

"Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"An act done in spite is an act wasted" -Me

"The laws of changeless justice bind
Oppressor with oppressed,
And close as sin and suffering joined
We march to fate abreast."
-Booker T. Washington

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!" -Rorschach

"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." -Walt Disney

"Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the children's approach to life. They're people who don't give a hang what the Joneses do. You see them at Disneyland every time you go there. They are not afraid to be delighted with simple pleasures, and they have a degree of contentment with what life has brought - sometimes it isn't much, either." -Walt Disney

"Do not pity the dead, pity the living. And above all, those who live without love" -Dumbledore

"We both know there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom. Merely taking your life would not satisfy me, I admit. You are quite wrong. Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness." -Dumbledore

"The is no good or evil, there is only power. And those too weak to seek it." -Voldemort

"It is important to draw wisdom from many different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale. Understanding others will help you become whole." -Iroh

“THUS, NOW AND FOREVERMORE, UPON EVERY SUNDAY... THE PALACE CAFETERIA SHALL SERVE APPLE SALAD! LET THIS TERRIBLE SUBSTANCE CALLED TOFU CURSE OUR PLATE NO FURTHER! SO WE HAVE SPOKEN, SO MOTE IT BE!" -Princess Luna, Those Blue Wings

"When We last ruled at Our sister's side, there were some 30 pages of documents each day which required Our personal attention. In these thousand years, the realm has grown a third again as large. Allowing for a further 100% increase due to the greater industry of these times, We should see some 80 pages now. You have brought Us 300." -Princess Luna, Those Blue Wings

“...WHAT DOTH THOU MEAN, ‘PAPERWORK’?!” -Princess Luna, Those Blue Wings

"Mr. Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake." -Cpt. Munro Kellie

"If there's one thing in this world I hate it is an unlocked footlocker!" -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

"So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!" -Kyle Broflowski and Stan Marsh

"I think I'll name her Anna Lee, but I'll just call her Annal for short." -Glenn Quagmire

"No, noooh. D-doggie afuera." -Consuela

"When you marooned me on that God-forsaken spit of land, you forget one very important thing, mate...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and why is my business. Now, if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?" -Roland Tembo

"Yes, but John, when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!" -Dr. Ian Malcolm

"If you feel qualified at all you might wanna try switching it to on." -Eddie Carr

"They're not monsters, Lex, they're just animals. They just do what they do." -Dr. Alan Grant

"But you never had control, that was the illusion! Even I was overwhelmed by the power of this place. But I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now!" -Dr. Ellie Sattler

"It is, absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside, and trust in nature.... life will find a way." -Dr. John Hammond

[Galen 1,353]

One quote that I really like is actually from Street Fighter 2, the animated movie during Ken's awakening:

"From strength, learn gentleness. Through gentleness, strength will prevail."

 

The quote has a lot of meaning to me because it shows how real strength is not the sort that is used against others, but is rather acquired through acts of kindness, helping and protecting others.

[Darrala 269]

"Revenge... is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion."
- Jeremy Taylor

 

"We are not simply in the universe, we are part of it. We are born from it. One might even say we have been empowered by the universe to figure itself out — and we have only just begun."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

"These walls of time release

My eyes move like the drift

The cries, they resonate within

The fabric tears before me

Break ties between the kin"

 

The first verse of a certain song by Periphery. Probably the most poetic way i've ever heard someone describe immortality.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I'm gonna be a little arrogant and post something of my own.

 

Retaliating in someone else's name is the best way to get them and yourselves in even bigger trouble.

 

Just came to me upon reading Associated Student Bodies, a furry comic you might've heard of (and even read). It does have a few suggestive and explicit parts, but that doesn't stop a huge (and clean) portion of it from being inspiring like this.