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[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're better than the number 100.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Your smile is like that of a bear that just ripped a trees heart out and threw it in the nearest trash can to avoid making a mess.

[Retro*Derpy 3,186]

You have the perfect number of eyebrows.

[Otter 1,942]

Your muffin is especially studded.

[Shiki 5,855]

Your profuse body odor is stimulating to the senses; my arousal shall never be piqued as it is at this very moment.

[Otter 1,942]

Your profuse body odor is stimulating to the senses

I always neglect to use deodorant, so this is indeed true.

 

I like the fact that you 23. 

[Loriem 639]

Your name makes my knee jiggle....

 

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What the Heck did I just say?

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You are as wild as chicken in the game controllers and bland guitar section of the world.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

The way your flesh tongue rolls around in your mouth reminds me of horse blubber jiggling in a movie I just watched with that funny smelling old man down the street.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Your earwax tastes like rainbows... 

[Rocco 567]

your farts smell like wow!

[Kamil 315]

The way you don't notice me stalking you just encourages me even more.

[crazitaco 596]

I love your ears... They are so bulbous and covered in hair.........

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[Rocco 567]

You smell like freshly cut squirrels on a hot winters day!

[Betez 1,734]

You're not not not bad

[Moon Rat 4,772]

You got the legs of a.... ummm... something that has legs....

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Yeah.....

We'll go with that....

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

The way you move your legs makes me think that you must have something very provocative between them.

[Shiki 5,855]

I've had some of the best... "self-pleasuring" sessions while watching you shower; you give quite the show.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Your avatars and vague indications of sexuality are intriguing in a strictly intellectual manner.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You get my button grims and potato chip mouths in a wrestle.

[Nightfall 3,950]

You're lack of popularity attracts me to you in a friendship like way.

[Gone for good 1,593]

Dude, you turned me gay.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

My joojsh sense of binders tells me your are a steadily poised booksmart worm computer glasses.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You smell like mcdonalds fryer grease! YUMMA

[Vicke 3,189]

Sexy lady man