Give an awkward compliment to the user above you.

[Otter 1,942]

I like your eyeshadow. It makes you look like you've been in a fight.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

uuuh, i really like your mane.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Your black holes turn me on.

[Vicke 3,189]

Thats a nice hairy chest.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You smell like celery cheesecake!

[Otter 1,942]

Your father's armpits smelt of elderberries.

[Vicke 3,189]

Are you Arnold?

[Otter 1,942]

Are you Arnold?

GET TO ZE MUTHAFUCKIN CHOPPA!

[Vicke 3,189]

GET TO ZE MUTHAFUCKIN CHOPPA!

POT DOWN ZE COOKIES! NAO!

[Otter 1,942]

POT DOWN ZE COOKIES! NAO!

IZZ NOT A TUMOR!

[Vicke 3,189]

IZZ NOT A TUMOR!

-You gonna pay for that?!

TALK TO DE HAND!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Ummm...

 

Your eyes are like balls of.... umm.... something ball-ey?

[Shiki 5,855]

I would not mind you giving my jimmies a little rustling. c; 

[Bari 7,023]

Your hair is so soft, I want to run my fingers through it. Very slowly.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Your skin feels slimy... I could just snort it all in a line like charlie sheen...

[Rocco 567]

mmmmm.... you smell like weak old cheese!

[Otter 1,942]

You were a very handsome fetus.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Wow, you have good looking sweatglands. 

[Betez 1,734]

You're very ungay

[Agent153 50]

You have a very nice big flank.

[Wingnut 6,998]

You did a remarkable job shaving your back today. 

[Taxi Commander 3]

You did a remarkable job of not shaving your back today.

[Vicke 3,189]

Your toe nails are so hot.

[Concord 1,982]

That tattoo on your head looks so Fabio.

 

 

 

(I'm so bad at this...)

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You taste like whale semen.