Give an awkward compliment to the user above you.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

I think I wanna pee on you

[Zach TheDane 234]

You have a very nice house from where I'm standing.

[crazitaco 596]

you're so cute i could just drug you and stuff your unconcious body in my trunk 8D

Edited February 22, 2013 by crazitaco

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Your tacos are so crazy I wanna taste them...

[Concord 1,982]

I wish my horn was as big as yours...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

That scarf reminds me of that baby I killed the other day. Where'd you get it?

[An Old Head 4,816]

I really like the letter e in your name. It is a wonderful letter e.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I wouldn't mind you flipping MY turn :3

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I REICH THE VAY JEW PRAY TO ME IN VORLD VAR TWO!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Your hair... reminds MT of this BEYOOTIFUL smelling mare from yesterday...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'm deeply in love with you and have no way to express it other than by sniffing your feet thoroughly and violently.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Your teeth are so shiny.

 

 

Can I lick them?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Yes.

 

I like the way your gut jiggles around when you walk.

[Keylise<3 488]

Id love to drink your sweat

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Your blood smells nice... donate some more...

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Your bathwater tasted odd last night.

 

Did you try out a new shampoo?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I like the way that your breath smells after you eat babies.

[Keylise<3 488]

*sniff* aw yes, I can smell your farts from here!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You taste like orane juice.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Those headphones you gave MT, tasted like earwax. Your earwax is soooooooooooo gooooooooood.

Edited February 23, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Your leg feels like soft skin of a baby rock. I adopted one from a fostr home not too long ago, we should kill it together.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

I can smell your heartbeat.

[The Soldier 2,044]

You skin is quite sweet

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Your mask smells like rotten tomatoes... YUM!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You smell like my mother.