Give an awkward compliment to the user above you.

[Frosty V 309]

The way you took a shower past night.......made my heart race

[Loriem 639]

I love how you breath air in and out of your lungs, and how the inside of your lungs is all moist. I wonder what would happen if you didn't have lungs because I took them.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Sometimes when I skin my knees really bad when I trip and I look at them, it reminds me of your lovely face.

[Znex 936]

Sometimes when I'm hungry, I dream about your feet.

[Frosty V 309]

Your eyes are beautiful.,...I just want to put them in a jar so I can look at them every day.

[SkyStorm 334]

Ahh....your wings look good when they are on fire? (seriously...they are on fire...)

[Arretez 225]

Your inner-most left pinky knuckle hair smells nice today. Did you get a new conditioner?

[squareyes 153]

I love a woman with a big Adam's apple.

Edited October 7, 2013 by squareyes

[Miss Mechanical 88]

I love watching you sleep for hours, you're so cute.

[Rosey Bubbles 7]

I love your hair so much I spent years secretley plucking of strand after strand of your lucious locks and sewing them one by one onto my scalp so we can be twinsies (\^3^/)

[SkyStorm 334]

I love your wings so much I am going to sneak in while your sleeping and chop them off

Edited October 8, 2013 by SkyStorm

[Hypnodash 18]

I love your smile so much that i am going to take a sledgehammer and smash in each and everyone of them.

[Arretez 225]

You're a Sagittarius male with an element of earth, born on the nineteenth day of the twelfth month in the Gregorian Calendar, in the year A.D. 1989, which is also the year of the Snake in Chinese astrology. Your current location is Bremen, Germany, which is quite lovely this time of year. It's especially lovely when holding an infrared rangefinder directed into your bedroom window, all the while squatting motionlessly in a nearby tree, so as to not disturb your much needed rest. You need your sleep; you've got a big day tomorrow. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to trim your bangs on the left side. They're getting a bit uneven compared to the rest.

 

Oh, yes, and you're eyes look ever so lovely through the lens of my camera.

Edited October 11, 2013 by Arretez

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Its fun to film people while theyre filming others, isnt it?

Especially since youre so good on camera!

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I made a replica of you out of your left over toenail clippings because I love you

[SkyStorm 334]

I'm going to take a photo of you and eat it for breakfast for the rest of my life because your so awesome

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I modeled my room after yours. Its an exact replica! You have great designing skills.

[Dsanders 5,747]

Your nose is so beautiful and adorable. I just want to boop it.

 

*boop*

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Your toenail is looking rather fine today

[Jack Spades 162]

You're so awesome that I made a doll of you using your hair, nails, baby teeth, and dead skin. 

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

@Dsanders : XD that one was actually kinda nice

 

OT: I feel like using something someone actually told me xD

"Youre just so adorable i want to stuff you in my wallet, carry you and forever and never let you go." XD i thought it was really sweet at the moment but now i think it counts as an awkward complement.

Edited October 11, 2013 by The Pinkeh Pie ♪

[Dsanders 5,747]

I like your ears. You have really nice ears. :3

[Jack Spades 162]

You're so nice and warm. Especially when I cuddle up against you while you sleep.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

You smell so good. I just wanna bathe in your sweat so we can smell the same

[Arretez 225]

Your stubble feels so nice against my skin.