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[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

You and my toilet don't have anything in common

Your beard reminds me of my aunt's beard.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

your back hair is soft and wet like the robotic teddy bear I used to sleep with every night until he killed me.

[Otter 1,942]

You make me want to screech like a banshee.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Your lips smell like tin foil.

[Otter 1,942]

Your lips smell like tin foil.

 

You look like a very feminine mailman.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You look like a very manly cheerleader.

[Otter 1,942]

You look like a Jew.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You smell like sharp cheddar cheese.

[DarligPegasi 315]

You have perfect birthing hips.

[Zalgo 593]

Your hair smells like your mother's

[Betez 1,734]

You're my favorite deputy

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I like the way you cuddle 400 houses at night with only 3 hands.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

I really like your...mane?...

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

The voices in my head tell me you're nice.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

YOUR EYELASH LOOKS FUNNY! In... a good way of course.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're better than any Lamborghini eBay has to offer.

[Victor van Dort 202]

I bet you're stronger than an ant if an ant was this big |_________________|

[TurkeyBurger 10]

Your left hip made me think "Far out, dude!"

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I bet you're real good at making octopus sounds.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're the asterisk of my lasagna.

[Otter 1,942]

At least your teeth aren't navy blue.

[Rocco 567]

aww your so cute when your pissed! 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I like the way you smell

 

You smell sooo... ohhh ye....

 

*ahem*

 

I ummm... really like your mane

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You sound like yay.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

You have nice hairs.... yeah....