*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Hey, bro, wanna see my Blue Moon?

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

Want to check if I cleaned my teeth today? :3

Edited May 19, 2013 by Full Spectrum

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You don't smell nearly as bad as the user above you.

[longgone 873]

Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in them!

 

 

(Mein Gott...warum?)

[stainesbrony 219]

'Hey, is this user boring you? I'm from another planet.'

-Zaphod Beeblebrox

[Rascal~ 657]

Is that a sonicsrewdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[Crystallize 279]

Are you from Korea 'cause I think I just found my Seoul mate.

[Rascal~ 657]

are you an angel? because I haven't blinked since i saw your face

[Mint_Melody 91]

If you were a booger, I would pick you first 

 

(gross gross gross gross! I'm sorry I couldn't stop myself)

[3005 332]

Hey baby, would you like to taste my mints and my melody?

[Blue Moon 6,345]

If you were a pie, you would be a good pie.

[Retro*Derpy 3,201]

Hey great legs... What time do they open?

[Mint_Melody 91]

^^^^ Lmao 

 

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy 

[Lostwanderer 367]

I hope your mouth is as fresh as your song

[Retro*Derpy 3,201]

I put the STD in stud, now all I need is u

Edited May 20, 2013 by Retro✮Derpy

[Mint_Melody 91]

It must be nice to be cross eyed, now you get to see me twice.

 

(omg that was so insensitive I'm so sorry x.x)

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Together we can make a Minty Melody.

[Samurai Heavy 53]

You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

[Hypereddie 56]

Are you an oil reserve because I'd like to tap you

[Mint_Melody 91]

So you like to party? Well you're invited to the party in my pants.

 

(I'm starting to feel like a skeeze... and am I allowed to say that?)

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

are you a decedent of smitty wurbenyankermanjensen? Because you're #1

[Crystallize 279]

Are your buns from McDonalds? 'Cause I'm lovin' it. 

Edited May 21, 2013 by Sirwest299

[~Luminiferous Ether~ 107]

Your beauty makes me forget about Tumblr being bought by Yahoo

[Keylise<3 488]

I've got the F, I've got the C, I've got the K. All I need is U.

[____ 156]

Hey there!

Are you a genie? because i want to rub your magic lamps...

 

no?

 

um....well, uh... you must be Subway because... uhh... you just gave me a footlong?

 

oh, whatever. let's go screw.