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[Crystallize 279]

Want me to give you an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.

[Brony182 48]

You're so stunning that one look at you freezes me for as long as thousand heart beats

[Mint_Melody 91]

Are your hooves tired? Because you've been trotting through my dreams all night.

[Hypereddie 56]

On a scale of North Korea to America how free are you tonight @@Mint_Melody,

[NavelColt 22,879]

[Edgeworth1001 648]

You? Chaotic? Wait till we're in the same bed together.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hey there Edgey-Poo!

[Zalgo 593]

Why don't you let me "investigate" your muffin.

Edited May 22, 2013 by Zalgo

[Shiki 5,855]

n̘̘̲̫̏ͥ̽̍̎ͤ͋̀į̨̢̱̗̞̲̍̽̑̏͌̎͛͌c̭̦̮̓͛ͥͦͪ͜ĕ̵̷̖̫̠̞̫̘̜͌̔̾̾͒͞ ̶̰̹̻ͬ́ͅâ̷͚̞̪̘̖ͬs͕̍͒͛̾͗̃̋̾ͫ͟s͎̤̫̓ͮ̏ͬ͛͆͟͜ͅ

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

If you were ripe, I'd pick you first.

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

I'm no weatherman, but I can promise you more than a few inches tonight

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

You and I could bake beautiful muffins together.

[Persian 46]

*clean glasses* I think there's something wrong with my glasses because I can't take my eyes off you!

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

If I catch you, Would ya like to come back into my pokeball?

Edited May 22, 2013 by Hayze

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

*trips and stands back up*
Sorry, looks like I... fell for you.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Wanna dash into my bed and show me your rainbow?

 

Ok, that was bad... real bad.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Wanna come back to my place and kick some clouds around, baby ?

 

(That sounds more painful now that I think about it...)

Edited May 22, 2013 by Hayze

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

*I'll top that*
If you were a pool, I could take a dip into you.  
*okay, that might be too much*

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Hey, I'm Mr. Right.  Someone said you were looking for me?

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

Think about it...

[____ 156]

Did it hurt... When you fell form heaven?

[longgone 873]

@Sky 

 

Mind.Blown. O_o

 

 

 

Do you have god's phone number? I gotta tell him he just lost an angel

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

If I told you, "you have an amazing body".  Would you hold it against me?

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's tonight, because I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.