The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

What are you doing here?

 

I'm sorry,but I only have eyes for Godot.

[Rocco 567]

mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm.....

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Oh my God I can FEEL IT ON MY BACK!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Wait! What?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

[Literally Snails 2,307]

"Would you like to see my millennium puzzle? It's simply fabulous! By the way, I'm naked too."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Godot,come back to bed, honey.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I'm going to put your card game in my motorcycle.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Wait! What in the name of Celestia?!!!!

[Guest]

ahhhhhh moving fast, aren't we?

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Ma'am.You are 18,and I'm a minor.

 

That's pedophilia, you know?

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Yeah? Well I'm like 2000 years old and you're a minor. We can still make this work.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

How often do I need to tell you this?

 

I only have eyes for Godot.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Well,how you doin',bouncy Pinkie Pie?

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Oh! Hello new friend. My name is Mr. Dash, and I've been very....

 

 

....Naughty....

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Oh my.

 

What have you done,that's naughty?

Edited September 4, 2013 by Sir Godot

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,330]

 close the door and go play video games

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I feel a bit....

 

 

...Naughty...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Oh gosh!! You didn't shave my head,did you?

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Hold still for just bit, if you will...

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

No! Bad Fred!!!

 

You do not shave my head!!
 

*hits with rolling pin*

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Goodbye dear thread, I'll miss your funny farm

and MLP Forums ebullient charm,

and farewell Sir Godot, what's the harm,

if I was slightly....Naughty

 

 

         With love,

                    Mr. Dash

[Rocco 567]