MLP Head-Canons: What are the "rules" for your fanon universe?

[Spartan 433]

I have a few crazy ideas,

 

1. The formation of Equestia is nothing but a lie, and the windigos are just a cover up.

2. Humanity exists outside of Equestia, manipulating the ponies, threw Celestia, when they need too.

3. Spitfire is Scootaloos mother..

 

 

I think that Humanity, or a form of it, saw the ponies suffering and seeing as their 'empire' was so large, they carved out a big chunk for the ponies and forced the ponies, Celestia and Luna in perticular, to come up with a false story, thus coming up with the Windigos. Ever notice that the Windigos are never shown after 'harth warming eve'?

 

As I said, Humanity manipulates or helps Celestia when she needs it, but only to push the ponies in the 'right' direction, for whatever reason. This could explain why Celestia made Twilight an Alicorn. Because maybe something HUGE is coming and Humanity needs help to fight against it, and the three current princesses aren't strong enough, even with the Elements, to stand up against the coming force.

 

Also, Humanity being involved with Equestria, indirectly, could explain some human items, like socks and other things seen in a few episodes..

 

Speaking of 'the coming force', the fact that Sombra wasn't 'killed' could hint at it, meaning he could be leading this new evil force and to attempt to hinder this force, Celestia wanted Discord to be reformed so he wouldn't help Sombra.. AND maybe Celestia or Luna will task the Element bearers to find Chyslis and her Changlings to attempt to make peace with them, so the forces of good (Ponies, Humans, and maybe others) will have a better chance.

 

I dont know, maybe i have a great imagination

[FNGRpony 655]

damn what an excellent question?

 

Outside sources inevitable will corrupt equistra intentional or unintentional

no acceptations.

[The Prime Reaper 179]

Rule 34: Pornography everywhere!

Rule 35: Trolling is allowing under circumstances

Rule 36: Alicorns are not ponies

Rule 37: Damn Rule 34!

Rule 38: Ponies are currently immortal because Chuck Norris allows it

Rule 39: Lauren Faust is gone! God left ponies!

Rule 40: Haters gonna hate MLP!

Rule 41: All ponies or bronies or pegasisters allowed to kill haters.

[FNGRpony 655]

Rule 34: Pornography everywhere!

Rule 35: Trolling is allowing under circumstances

Rule 36: Alicorns are not ponies

Rule 37: Damn Rule 34!

Rule 38: Ponies are currently immortal because Chuck Norris allows it

Rule 39: Lauren Faust is gone! God left ponies!

Rule 40: Haters gonna hate MLP!

Rule 41: All ponies or bronies or pegasisters allowed to kill haters.

 

 

you know ironically enough

the pony universe in my head is porn free.  And brother believe you me there's not alot of porn free zones in my head.

 

I agree i'd likely would do away with aging in equistra or at least dying of old age.

[The Prime Reaper 179]

you know ironically enough

the pony universe in my head is porn free.  And brother believe you me there's not alot of porn free zones in my head.

 

I agree i'd likely would do away with aging in equistra or at least dying of old age.

 

Rule 42: Granny Smith and the rest of old ponies don't die and never die (Hasbro allows it for now)

Rule 43: Death killed Sombra, the only killed pony in history!

Rule 44: I respect your comment.

[Endblock 4]

Windigoes were created by discord, as they feed off of anger and disharmony.

 

The order of equestrian history is as follows: celestia and luna create ponies then go troll around doing other stuff ,hearths warming eve story happens, discord takes over equestria meaning he didn't need the windigoes anymore, celestia and luna finally find the ponies and overthrow discord, the crystal empire rises as a result of discord messing with pony DNA, king sombra happens, they overthrow him, luna goes crazy and turns into nmm, events of the show.

 

King sombra was another example of when discord messed with the fundimental a of ponies.

 

Magic is purely scientific and can be described using quantum mechanics and extra dimentions.

 

Magic is made of particles created in special glands present only in unicorns/alicorns.

 

Spitfire soarin and rainbow dash went to the same flight school.

 

The ponies are between 14 and 18.

 

A horn has to have the correct molecular structure to focus magic.

 

Lack of a horn (or the correct molecular structure) will result in a buildup of magic particles that, when released, cause all kinda of uncontrollable high-level magic to happen.

 

Pinkie was born with magic glands but she somehow uses the magic in a less direct manner.

 

Pegasii are lighter than other ponies and have very delicate structures in their hooves to allow for cloud walking.

 

Wet mane is like porn for ponies since the stuff is usually out in the open anyway.

 

The unemployment rate in equestria is 0.

 

Luna commonly visits the castle where nmm got turned back into her.

 

Alicorns used to be the dominant species on the planet.

 

Celestia and luna are the only surviving alicorns

 

Alicorns are not immortal, they just have VERY extended lifetimes.

 

Deer are sentient creatures but try to keep to themselves.

 

Cadence is a manufactured alicorn like twilight.

 

Spike ages at a rate of 1 to 3 aging 3 times slower than ponies.

 

I've got a lot of headcanon

[FNGRpony 655]

I have yet another head canon about discord, star swirl created him

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdsL_yOj4SU#t=43

 

think about it.

You'd need a masterful mind to create something as powerful as discord.

and who elver wouldn't have taught discord squat about friend ship?

The concept of a frankenstien monster of taking the best parts of things to make a super being,

 

hell for all of those who want discord to be a tragic figure this fits that to a t.

In my pony verse the old days we're cruel and malevolent.

 

Which lines up with the actaul canon.

Sombre, Discord, nightmare moon, rivalry between the tribes,

 

I think one of princess platnums guards would be worth 10 of canterlots finest at least.

Like in present day equistra there are no warriors.

 

At best you have atheltes like the wonder bolts.

Forget star swirl,

if you could take 6 ponies from a thousand years ago, veterns you'd have some series bucking anatnogist if you dropped them in present day.

 

They simply put wouldn't be able to adjust to the gentlier world around them.

they likely would be distrusting of seeing tribes live side by side, much less knowing discord is in service to princess celestail.

 

Really wrap your head around that one.

Edited January 10, 2014 by Flipturn
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