The Vending Machine.

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

how does one insert ozone?

 

You get a beaker.

 

*Inserts coin*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get my ozone back.

 

 

I insert Mami Tomoe's head.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get a police investigation as to where you got that head.

 

insert every copy of every video game on earth. (y'all have NOTHING to play now!)

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get them all back, with the exception of all the copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: which have been replaced with a plate of sick for each game.

 

 

I insert this thread.

[Loriem 639]

You receive a real life vending machine.

 

 

*Inserts 16 trillion dollars*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Loses it all to the national debt. But you get a nice but worthless receipt.

 

Inserts an unconscious Trixie. (I had to club her with a baseball bat, she wasn't cooperating.) Hits the button.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

RETURN TO SENDER

 

<Inserts a pen>

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets a sword. Mightier than the pen.

 

*Inserts Flimflam brand cider*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a visit from the health inspectors, who warn you against Flim Flam cider.

 

 

 

I insert my buggered-up laptop.

[Endless Storm 109]

Gets even more buggered-up laptop, or something

 

Inserts vending machine (Screw logic, it works)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets- *The universe explodes*

 

*Inserts moustache*

[Endless Storm 109]

Gets beard

 

Inserts the now exploded world

[Descant 1,897]

Gets Mars

 

Inserts Flamethrower

[Endless Storm 109]

Gets Thunderbolt

 

Inserts water gun

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a fire-hose.

 

 

I insert an absence of tea.

Edited March 25, 2013 by Otakulord Rainbow Izumi

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets a lack of cup.

 

*Inserts KO'd Applejack*

[Endless Storm 109]

Get's KO'd Rarity

 

Inserts fire

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets a Pyro.

 

*Inserts juicy photos*

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets lemonade

 

Inserts a derpy hooves

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Receives infinite muffins


Inserts homework

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a punch in the face

 

Inserts rainbow dash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets SONIC RAINBOOM.

 

*Inserts Pinkie Pi*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets a rock farm.

 

Inserts a timbre wolf.

[Loriem 639]

You get yelping noises as the machine clunks and thuds, before spitting out a whole lot of sawdust.

 

 

*inserts John MCains left shoe that I stole form him.*

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets BANKRUPTCY

 

Inserts obamas left shoe