The Vending Machine.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Blocky lava flows out,

 

*Inserts my Cane"

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

You get a walker.

 

*inserts blue jacket*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,300]

You get a blue person named Jack.

 

*inserts @equerio*

[DJShy 872]

*you receive DJShy3!*

 

*inserts this link* http://manyland.com/

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get this: http://whimsyland.com/crabb_jumpers.shtml


I insert a selection of cheeses.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you get constipated

 

Inserts a Soviet Nuclear Warhead 

[Illusion Fox 77]

You got a Tactical Nuke killstreak

*Inserts every terrible episode of Spongebob*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,300]

You get a broken television.

 

*inserts Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics*

[Princess Pinny 6,099]

You get robots

 

*inserts M'aiq the Liar*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Colovian fur helm.




I insert Jarl Balgruuf. (he be ballin')

[Princess Pinny 6,099]

You get nothing

 

*inserts @Wind Chaser*

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you get Jarl Igmund 

 

dammit I wanted this Skyrim thing to go on

 

you get me annoyed

 

Inserts Ulfric Stormcloak

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Jurgen Windcaller.



I insert a Ruined Book.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You get a slap in the face. Ruined Books are worthless!  

 

I insert a bomb!

[Arctic Night 884]

You get a damaged vending machine.

 

*Inserts chimp genome*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You get a random live gnome.

 

*Inserts Twilight Scepter*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a castle-in-a-box to create your new city which you can rule.

 

*Inserts gamma radiation.*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

A ghoul head pops out

 

*Inserts the 'Fat Man'*

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[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a thin man.

 

 

 

I insert the days of plenty,

[SparklingSquirrels 21,300]

You get days full of plenty of happiness!

 

*inserts a 100-pound Derpy *

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You get freshly ground meat.

 

inserts a slip of paper that says "I'm sorry."

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You get a bit of skin that says "I'm not sorry"

 

I insert one of the heads of a hydra.

[Arctic Night 884]

You get two heads of the hydra.

 

*Inserts phone.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a pager.



I insert ebonics.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get an Ebonics Dictionary!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klxGFAnY4nI

 

*Inserts glow-in-the-dark socks*