The Vending Machine.

[Woohoo 35,796]

You get a Pepsi can.

*inserts pre-1964 US quarter*

[Yoshi89 5,294]

You get one quarter of a silver dollar.

*puts a Poké ball in the slot*

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

You got a self-destructing Voltorb!

*Inserts a Jaffa Cake* (If you have no clue what that is please dear god look it up they are one of the best things ever! )

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

You get diabetes

*insert my face*

[Woohoo 35,796]

You get my butt.

*inserts Angel Dust*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

You get a Ragoût de lapin

 

*insert @TBD 🚬 's soul*

[Woohoo 35,796]

You get a pack of cigarettes.

*inserts donut*

[Fritzy 2,091]

You get a donut hole

-inserts my avatar-

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

On 7/8/2020 at 2:06 PM, Larksy 💤🤐🏒🎈 said:

-inserts my avatar-

 

You get a VHS player who can only read old magic show

*insert a fanta can*

[Woohoo 35,796]

You get a canta fan.

*inserts "Summer in Paradise"*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

On 9/13/2020 at 11:34 PM, Woohoo said:

*inserts "Summer in Paradise"*

You get a headache !

*insert a bird*

[Number62 1,267]

Dispenses an egg.

 

Inserts a nickel.

[Tom Gallagher 33,638]

Gives you a Lucazade Orange! 

Inserts a strand of Pinkie's mane. 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,341]

1 hour ago, TomDaBombMLP said:

Gives you a Lucazade Orange! 

Inserts a strand of Pinkie's mane. 

You get cotton candy

 

 

Insert a wedge of cheese.

[Wingnut 7,036]

Gives you a cheese nomming cat. 
 

Inserts a Pink Floyd record.  

[cuteycindyhoney 13,341]

10 hours ago, Wingnut said:

Gives you a cheese nomming cat. 
 

Inserts a Pink Floyd record.  

You get a DVD of The Wizard of Oz

 

Insert a frozen hamburger patty.

[Wingnut 7,036]

You get a perfect Burger King Whopper with all the toppings.  
 

Insert a ferret.  

[ProfVenturer 95]

You receive a weasel.

I insert a sock.

[Woohoo 35,796]

You get a shoe.

*inserts Alastor*

[ProfVenturer 95]

You take an arrow to the knee.

I insert Dark Souls.

[GlitterMoon 225]

You get a demon

*inserts a unicorn*

[Clawdeen 25,310]

You’ve got mail

Inserts Monopoly money

[Number62 1,267]

Dispenses a Monopoly Jail Card.

 

Inserts half a penny.

[Clawdeen 25,310]

You get a half a teddy bear

Inserts golf ball

[flaekee 16]

you recieve an entire golf course. it just.. prints itself out

 

inserts a chewed deck of uno cards with a suspicious tan stain running down the middle