The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[Yoshikupo 302]

Convince them that anything before Gen before 4 was crap and they should update there model...then stab them 73 times.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Takes a giant mallet and swipes them off..

[Yoshikupo 302]

When there monologuing, shot them in the leg and walk to the next room.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Uses as much Glidas as possible...

[White 189]

I strangle her, or him.

[ButterKingPyromaniac 86]

Realality Warping. Simple No?

[Mars Orbit 729]

Oh noes. a flying disc. I am screwed.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Pixelated meme gum. 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

The ole' Magnifying-Glass-To-The-Head should do the trick!

[Luminance 2,186]

By asking a ton of questions and eventually gets tired by it!

[JeyWiz 1,097]

Easy. Race him to the finish line in a Toyota GT-86.

[Vulcan 3,254]

By shipping him with Neon 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

A fast and agile fighter by the looks.

Weakness: Magic.

[Lightwing 12,970]

using the incredibly OP weapon you get right before the boss in pure Fire Emblem style 8^)

[crispy fries 432]

By politely but firmly asking.

[Vulcan 3,254]

hiding behind some debris while firing my Rifle. 

[crispy fries 432]

By administering a swirly and yelling "NERD!".

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

WITH A HUG

[crispy fries 432]

By pulling some OP power out of my ass.

[Stormlight 1,371]

A turn-based battle.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Quick time events were my character dodges bullets before blitzing behind them and a rhythm-esque fighting game begins.

[crispy fries 432]

Use some catnip.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Use some catnip.

Who told you my weakness D:

 

 

OT:

 

FPS battle were I have only 1 life and head shot is the only way for victory.

Edited April 25, 2016 by The Shipping Cat

[Telferi 6,906]

Releasing The Shipping Dog as my minion

[crispy fries 432]

Block, grab, ranged attack.