Ask Spike the Dragon

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

I would think so. after all, you did get books from Twilight. gotta build up your vocabulary. this Brings to mind another question. What was the best object you received as a gift? 

 

 

Heh yeah Twilight always gives me books as gifts. At least she cares so im not complaining. 

 

Best gift? Well Sweetie Belle gave me this cool picture of us together. It even has Baby Blue sapphires around it!

Edited January 4, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Spike, wich CMC would you date?

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Spike, wich CMC would you date?

 

 

Im not much on dating so i dont really know. Maybe Sweetie i guess or maybe even Applebloom.

Edited January 4, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Spkie, I want to play a game.

Discord has Twilight and Rarity hanging over a black hole. He says choose one so the other may stay here. Dont decide fast enough and he throws both in. Tic Tok 

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

What? But Twilight is right over- oh ok ill play your little game........ Why not both?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

What? But Twilight is right over- oh ok ill play your little game........ Why not both?

(this is a saw reference btw)

Both is not an option its either one or none. time is running short Discord can't hold onto them for much long.

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

(I could tell it was a SAW refrence)

 

Ugh I can't choose okay!!!

 

*Sighs* forgive me Rarity....

 

Release Twilight please!

Edited January 5, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Discord is puzzled. explain why you chose who you did.

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Because as much as I like Rarity I can't turn my back on Twilight like that. If it weren't for her I wouldn't even be here.

Edited January 5, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Because as much as I like Rarity I can't turn my back on Twilight like that. If it weren't for her I wouldn't even be here.

Discord is touched by your actions/words he offers you another choice: sacrifice yourself to bring back Rarity or bring Rarity back only with a catch. will you take his offer or will you walk away?

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Oh I can save Rarity?!? Wait what's catch?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

the catch wont be revealed until after you picked the second choice.Mwuahahaha

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Fine I pick the second option. Now tell me what did you do to Rarity!!!!!

Edited January 5, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Oh me oh my what an interesting sight being discord he switched the gender of Rarity. 

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Ehhh that's not too bad. I'm sure Twilight could just use a spell to turn her back into a beautiful mare.

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

I wouldnt try that if i were you. see discord is smart. he knew you would go to Twilight to reverse the spell. that is why he put a fail safe that even Celestia couldnt maneuver around.

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Well that sucks....Geez if he can turn Rarity into a male could he turn me into a female?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Discord  turns you into a female but turns Rarity back to normal....*insert troll face here*Problem?

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

*In Girl Voice*

 

OH COME ON!!

 

(This is what genderbent Spike looks like)

Edited January 5, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

what are you going to do now that youre a girl?

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Try to find a way to reverse it. I am NOT ok with being a girl.

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Discord will allow everything to go back to normal if he gets to see spike in a dress

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Ok fine

 

*wears dress*

 

There happy now? Now change me back.

Edited January 5, 2013 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Ok fine

 

*wears dress*

 

There happy now? Now change me back.

no picture?

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

(There really isn't any pictures of Spike in a dress anywhere so no)

 

Why do i need a picture to prove that i'm wearing a dress? I'm wearing it right now and that's what counts so... CHANGE ME BACK ALREADY!!!!