The Corrupted Wish Game

[DarligPegasi 315]

Granted but every dramatic animal meme in the world started to follow you around. EVERYWHERE.

 

I wish I could speak to animals.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but all they say is how much they want to kill you.

 

 

I wish the next poster was awesome.

 

(good luck corrupting yourself!)

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. But I'm so awesome that it melts every bodies eyeballs. (nailed it)

 

I wish for ice cream and jelly beans

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. The jelly beans are frozen and the ice cream has beans in it.

 

I wish for more hot.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, everything is more hot, now you are on fire.

 

 

I wish I was a Governor.

[Blinding Light 81]

Granted. You are the Governor of the Senate. You must obey the Republic. Their every whim. And they just told you to kill yourself.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

I wish to be an invincible billionaire!

[Erza 581]

granted, but physically you can't be invincible, and you are a dictator who stole his people money and the made a revolution against you.

I wish that i can meet twilight and be smart just like her

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted but you lose all of the knowledge you learned and memories of your encounter after leaving Twilights presence.

 

I wish for some cake.

[Stovebolt 14]

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

 

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You go insane with power, forcing the powers that be to reboot reality and wipe you from existance.

 

Given that my right eye hurts constantly, I wish that there was a benifit to that.

[Roi 100]

Granted you'r right eye is better tho you'r left eye explodes...

 

I wish a monkey riding a horse with jet packs could take me to New York while giving me a delicious   hot dog

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted, the jet pack shoots bullets that kill your loved ones. And the horse licked the hotdog.

I wish for more screen time for Luna.

[FireFox 82]

Granted, but after 3 episodes, you find out it's all a dream sequence and none of it actually happened.

 

I wish I didn't  have social phobia.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, now you just don't think when you speak (this can definitely cause problems)

 

 

I wish for a banana

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You slip on the skin while eating and choke on it.

 

I wish for a good talent.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted. Your talent is murdering your family.

I wish for a better laptop.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted, but the suckiness transfers to MLP and a crazy brony murders you. I wish for a decent wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I give you that new laptop. Then I murder your family and enjoy some ice-cream.

 

I wish to go on a road trip with Pinkie Pie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas style!

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Pinkie goes SO hyper that your head explodes!

 

I wish for raining stars! Made of paper!

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Gigantic balls of gas and paper start flying towards Earth. Congradulations. You ended the world.

 

Wish i would get a good grade in chemistry...

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted, but you flunk all your other subjects. I wish I had a tamed pterodactyl which I could fly on.

[xremeidiot 32]

Granted, you are in Turok: Evolution.

 

I wish the avatars would be made already.

[Stovebolt 14]

Granted. You go insane with power, forcing the powers that be to reboot reality and wipe you from existance.

 

Given that my right eye hurts constantly, I wish that there was a benifit to that.

Well, that escalated quickly....  

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Um Granted your right eye hurts much more worse.

 

 

I wish just for a day i was my avatar.