The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Well, that escalated quickly....  

*Shug*

 

As my granny once told me, "If you're gonna flout the law, do it big time or no at all". Why go for half mesures?

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but it becomes...not...decent... I dunno.

 

I wish for...a sandwich!

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but it taste like how grimlins look.

 

 

I wish for the next poster to be awesome.

 

Good luck corrupting yourself!

[crazitaco 596]

wish granted, but i was already awesome, so you wasted a wish.

i wish for some nice tasty friendchips

Edited January 21, 2013 by crazitaco

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but an angry colt steals the bag and crushes it.

 

I WISH MY SHIFT BUTTON WOULDN'T BE STUCK ANYMORE.

[crazitaco 596]

granted, but then your keyboard spontaneously combusts.

i wish for a fish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it's a Snookie. Snookies are very fishy smelling and are very... wet.

 

I wish my headset for my PS3/ Computer would be charged.

[Colt 555]

Granted but now just works with Wii / X360

 

I wish Megaman Legends 3 was never canceled 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it was rushed and generally sucked.

 

I wish my boxing gloves didn't smell like crap.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, they smell like rotten eggs.

 

I wish for SCIENCE!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but with the technological advancements introducing everypony to easy life, they grow spoiled and forgot their basic life skills. When a thunderstorm causes a 3 day power outage everypony dies from not knowing how to live without electricity. It's all your fault.

 

I wish I had mushroom pizza.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but the mushrooms are rotten.

 

I wish for MORE SCIENCE!

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but in attempting science you cause the glass of water in your hand to explode, killing you.

 

I wish for a vial of Chlorine Triflouride

[crazitaco 596]

Granted, but the clorine triflouride spills on you and corrodes your face off.

i wish i had all my books for school.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you drop them in a puddle.

 

I wish I had SCIENCE that wouldn't fail.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Now that you have what you want, you don't know what to do with it. You spend years trying to figure out what to do. Then one day, it finally hits you, you'll start a pizza shop. So as soon as you open your pizza shop, 30 tall Italian men with Street Thompson SMGs walk in to your restaurant and shoot you.

 

I wish you could've seen the look on Flutterdon's face when you died.

[mane6 27]

Granted it was a meanacing  look (lol)

I wish to be derpy! With muffins

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Now that you're Derpy, you speak Horse, because Derpy is a horse. How are you gonna talk? What if other horses make fun of you for having a funny equestrian accent? And horses/pegasi can't type, hooves aren't made to be used with keyboard.

 

I wish I could remember what my weekend homework was.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but it's a military attack plan that you have to create in less than 5 minutes.

 

I wish I didn't get shot.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but my attack plan involves shooting you. It's all your fault.

 

I wish I had a bigger gun to shoot you with.

[ArtStreak 12]

Granted, but it's broken!

 

I wish that this wish doesn't get granted.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Not granted, therefore it is granted, but the wish was for it to not get granted. so you just made a paradox, now the worlds gonna get mad.

 

I wish that there was no school tomorrow.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, because your attack plans failed and you were taken captive by the enemy general... ME!

 

I wish people on this forum knew what chlorine triflouride did... (if it spilled on my face corrosion would be the LEAST of my worries)

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, you are the main target

 

i wish that equestria was a real place, filled with all of the ponies we have come to love

Edited January 21, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but when we travel to it and introduce our way of life to the ponies, we end up fucking it up for them and soon they all die from realisticity of the world.

 

I wish what I just said wan't so depressing. (and true)