The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. I shot you though so you can't enjoy your cat. Then I did something I couldn't think of and he died. The cat went to heaven and you reincarnated as a sea turtle, so it'll be a while before you see him.

 

I wish my deodorant lasted for more than an hour without smelling bad.

[ArtStreak 12]

Okay, it's at the bottom of the Atlantic sea.

I wish I'd stop posting in this thread.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You would stop posting in this thread (as you wished) but you got bored and did it again.

 

I wish I didn't feel like you and me are the only ones on this thread in general.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted... I'm here too (and as you know, that's FAR worse)

 

I wish Art would post something about his cat again...

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. He only posts about his cat.

 

I wish my house was on fire.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Granted, but a tsunami strikes your location



I wish trolls didn't exist

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but the laws of physics say no (no oxygen with which to burn on the moon is there?)

 

I wish the laws of physics would stop saying no

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you got ninja'd anyways so your wish isn't going to get granted.

 

I wish Neil Armstrong peed on yor moon house on his first visit to the moon.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Granted, Neil Armstrong pees on Leatherbehlt's moon house.

I wish that I was evil.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. You blow up the world.

 

I wish I was evil.

Edited January 23, 2013 by DerpyRulesEquestria

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but there's no world to be evil in, so now you're good. And now that Harmonic is the cause of your good karma, he/she (how should I know?) also is good. And because harmonics not evil, he/she didn't blow up the world, so now we can all continue our daily endeavors of life.

 

I wish I had some laxatives to put into the school bully's happy herb.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. They have poison.

 

I wish I was evil.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Granted but then you watched MLP and became good,


I wish no one was evil

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but it's so easy when you're evil, so slackers like me go back to the a sort of evil (chaotic neutral, get at me.)

 

I wish my wishes were not wishes, but orders to whoever grants them.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. Not Granted, I mean.

 

I wish I was Discord and had a vending machine and Derpy and muffins.

Edited January 23, 2013 by DerpyRulesEquestria

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, an explosive vending machine and some Rainbow Dash muffins (you've read Cupcakes) for derpy!

 

I wish it was doughnut time.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. Your donut is poisonous.

 

I wish I was Princess Derpy.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, it's coup time!

 

I wish running both your empire and mine wasn't so boring.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, to keep you from getting bored, I start a revolution in both empires to keep you "entertained"

 

I wish I had no school today.

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Granted, you now end up working as a janitor and are forced to do work 24/7 with no breaks in any way.

 

I wish to draw really well.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you now can't do anything except draw. And speak. And carry out processes required for survival.

 

 

 

I wish that the events of Death Note actually took place.

Edited January 23, 2013 by RainbowIzumi

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they take place, in a different universe.

 

I wish Gypsie Pie's music was on my ipod.

[Agent153 50]

Granted, you get a poorly sounded version and nothing else.

 

I wish that there was peace on Earth.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted, but unfortunately, it doesn't come with good will towards men, and.....the Earth is now in pieces.

 

 

I wish I had the ability to predict when and where the next zit is gonna appear on my face.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. You predict that a million will appear.

 

I wish that there was a century of disharmony.