The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you wished for it over 10 hours ago so now there's flies all over it. Enjoy.

 

I wish I knew how to fix my back pain.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the process is so difficult that you eventually give up.

MT wishes for a new guitar.

Edited February 17, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it's colored hot pink and shit brown

 

I wish that I was neo from the matrix

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but it falls apart the moment you go to cuddle with it.

 

I wish I had all the wishes.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you now haveall the bad ones too.

MT wishes that he could finish his new avatar. (And make it AMAZING!)

[DreamingOfParadise 5]

Granted, but shortly after finishing, your computer gets a BSOD, or the Beachball of Death, if you are a Mac user.

 

I wish that tomorrow, I could wake up in Ponyville, as a pony.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you still have all your human qualities. Humans are terrible creatures, so you'll end up ruining everything in ponyville tomorrow. Who knows, maybe season 4's first 2 episodes will be about killing you.

 

I wish humans weren't such BS creatures and could be transported to Equestria without ruining the place.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

(Tis a good thing I use PC)

Granted, but you are wanted for illegal immigration.

MT wishes for an epic signature.

[Pixel Stick 927]

Granted.  Now your signature is so epic that instead of getting 404 Not Found errors, you crash the server and everything becomes a 500 Internal Server Error.

 

I wish I could make a wish that couldn't possibly be corrupted.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's not used because it's required for the next pony to corrupt it.

 

I wish it was socially acceptable to be outside in the middle of the night taking a walk.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, everyone is nocturnal now.

MT wishes expand his kingdom.

Edited February 17, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but everypony other than MT is nocturnal, so they sleep through your speeches and eventually you quit.

[Pixel Stick 927]

Oooo, I get to grant any wish I want now, since you didn't specify one.  Let's see....

 

I wish I knew how to totally mess with Leatherbehlt.  Got any suggestions?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Refer to yourself in the- WAIT A SECOND!

MT wishes for Leatherbehlt to be banished to the moon.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but earth only a month later is destroyed from a nuclear war, making the world inhabitable, while a colony on moon is making great progress and manages to make moon a living paradise

 

I wish I could take a break from WoW

[Pixel Stick 927]

Granted, but while you're on your break, the COOLEST THING EVER happens and you miss it.

 

I wish my hands weren't so big and cluimsdyu. (I fat-finger everything.)

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now they're FUCKING TINY!

 

I wish I was there to laugh at your tiny hands.

[Pixel Stick 927]

With my new tiny hands, I can reach into your head and rewire your brain so you're now my faithful minion.

 

I wish I knew what to do with a minion.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, I'm your minion but I still have self consciousness due to your terrible rewiring skills. You now know what to do, but I jumped out a broken window and died so you can't do anything with me.

 

I wish Harvan didn't have tiny hands.

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Granted, but they grow larger as he's rewiring your brain, and your head explodes.

 

I wish I could find some creative inspiration.

[Pixel Stick 927]

Granted.  You suddenly figure out some creative things to do with Leatherbelt's exploded head.  (And my now apparently huge hands.)

 

I wish for cookies.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Antismurf already drew and published them, so owning them would break copyright laws. Have fun getting plot raped in jail buddy.

 

I wish to kill antismurf so we could get back to other legally greedy companies like Hasbro and Viacom.

[Erza 581]

Granted, now you will be executed by killing innocent person.

I wish that i had Ben 10's omnitrix.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but your arm's too large so it breaks.

 

I wish I could do a backflip.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you can't do front flips anymore.

I could yell 'OBJECTION' like Pheonix Wright.