The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, as I'm making it, you become a vegetarian.

 

I wish I wasn't surrounded by vagitarians all the time.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted. Now everyone here is a cannibalistic butcher. (I'm a beef and chicken farmer IRL :3 )

 

MT wishes for a new handgun.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it is broken and rendered useless

 

I wish that I was immune to all sickness

Edited March 2, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the Mexicans revolt against you and Rarity.

 

MT wishes that Vinyl Rave had wished.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he already did and now your corruption doesn't make sense.

 

I wish I had a bag of Doritos.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! They've been aging in that bag since 1973.

 

 

I wish I knew how to get to Sesame Street.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Sesame Street is a code word for fantasy like worlds, and when you discover them, and realize how unexciting they are, you go into depression.

 

I wish I wasn't afraid of outer space.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. This stops you from taking normal safety measures when going for a little space walk. Don't worry, it's not space the kills you. Just the decompression chamber. Hell of a mess for the scubs tae clean though.

 

I wish I did not require sleep or rest.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! Now you look like this!:

 

 

 

I wish I knew exactly how to solve world hunger!

Edited March 3, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but Lauren Faust thinks your creepy and puts a restraining order against you and your pony cult.


I wish I wasn't feeling so tired at work this morning

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now you just gotta do it. You're screwed.

 

I wish I had more time for my weekend.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you forget to do weekend homework!

 

MT wishes for a bucket of apples.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it's now night and you're energized and it's nighttime so your wish sucks AHAHA.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired now.

[~Vallo~ 409]

Granted, but now you'll never sleep again.

 

I wish I was shorter.

Edited March 4, 2013 by Vallo

[Bunni 1,075]

Granted. But now you're too short to open doors on your own.

 

I wish I was a pirate.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but your ship gets raided by some other pirates. And the army kill you and your crew.

 

I wish I had some pancakes with the finest syrup in the world.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but MT poisioned that syrup.

 

I wish I could think of a wish

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, you come up with the best wish ever, a wish you can't live without. But, you've no longer the ability to make that wish. Now the knowledge of the best wish ever shall haunt you forever.

 

I wish I had a sandwich. Without any milk.

[Jon the VGNerd 886]

Granted, the sandwich is made of rubber, as it becomes inedible to consume it.

 

I wish to visit the North Pole.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you find a pole that is north of your direction.

 

 

I wish that I had every anime that ever existed on a 100 petabyte hard drive in the highest possible quality.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's English dubbed and Justin Bieber does all the voices.

I wish I could play the bass.

[generic11052016 52]

Your wish is granted. Here is my biggest bass catch of the day, some food, and a fishing pole.

 

I wish love for all ponies

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the bucking humans come and ruin it with their BS.

 

I wish to not be human, so I can't claim to be part of this god awful race.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but you create a house duo called "Daft Punk" with a creature of the same race and later realize that you are human after all, so you cannot live as your new self and you then wish to be a human again

 

 

I wish I had some pizza right now

Edited March 5, 2013 by Soundgarden

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but wishes are for bishes, and the bishes get ninja'd ver easly.