The Corrupted Wish Game

[squareyes 153]

"This coffee tastes like s***."

 

I wish I could have a pony for Christmas

[Malao 27]

Granted. It's a dead pony.

 

I wish I could do a proper derp.

[Gay Bird 420]

Granted, but you derp too hard and you are stuck in a permanent derp (you're pretty much a vegetable.)

 

I wish for spaghetti.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Granted. Enjoy your bowl of snakes.

 

I want a pineapple.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, but you have to take it as a suppository

 

I wish I could make it to a brony con of some sort.

[Gay Bird 420]

congradulations you're at bronycon! and the only other person is a fat security guard who doesn't give a crap about the show

 

I wish I was big

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You are now a giant purple cat.

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Just because you can doesn't mean you know how!

I wish they would release Just Cause 3 instead of whatever that stupid Mad Max shitfest is.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the new Just Cause 3 is terrible.

 

I wish to be better at swimming.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Enjoy your new career as a fish.

I wish I didn't have to do anything.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you can't do anything either.

 

I wish for the apocylipse.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Just granted. I'll throw in a free lollypop for you yo enjoy the show with.

 

I wish I had unholy powers.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted,butyou die if anything touches you.

 

I wish I had the element of Generosity Card, to complete my puzzle.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but It falls off the Cliffs of Insanity into the ocean.

 

I wish I hadn't ended the world

Edited June 18, 2013 by D1scordant

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you have a bunch of tics all over you. Have fun with your lime disease.

 

I wish I could know if the chicken or egg came first.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

granted, but you are disappointed in the answer.

 

 I wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I grant. Then I kick you in the shin.

 

I wish I had fantastic film making skills

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but  now nobody uses film anymore, they've all moved to digital.

 

I wish for everyone on the planet to get free bacon for life.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's cheap, ultra-processed bacon that tastes like arse.

 

 

 

I wish that I lived in the same universe, city and street as Konata Izumi.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are a fat, smelly creep with a speech impediment and constant flatulence. She is utterly revolted by you, and you have no chance of finding common ground as you hate anime and computers.

 

I wish for a terrible cursed object with a dark and interesting history.

 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the curse upon it is such that you can't touch it with your bare hands without dying instantly.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could dance.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted but scootaloo blocked it

 

i wish i can make pony cupcakes like pinkamena

[Chacobos 160]

Granted, but in the end you become the cupcakes

 

 

I wish for debt 

Edited June 21, 2013 by Rainbows R Metal

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted, but in the end you become the cupcakes

 

 

I wish for debt 

Yay you didnt corrupt my wish

 

and granted but a thief steals it

 

I wish for Derpy x Dr. Whooves.

[Gay Bird 420]

Congratulations, you get rule 68 rule 34 drawn by the worst artist on earth.

 

I wish for anyone who doesn't use Netflix to have their arms and legs disappear.