The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

You wish for an axe to the skull. Careful, it might give you a splitting headache.

 

I wish that RainbowDash123 knew that I was 29 and that I haven't been woken for school in over 14 years (and never on a Sunday).

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, this happens while the government is overthrown and destroyed and the new government makes something saying that those under 18 will be treated like adults while those over 18 will be treated like kids. Kids can go to work and serve in the military, while adults go to school and such.

 

I wish that I could go to Equestria.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but you are still a human, and everyone outcasts you because of it.

 

I wish that posts you make in RPs counted towards your rank.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but you are still a human. Everypony treats you like a freak, execpt for Lyra, who becomes your stalker.

 

 

I wish for dance moves that would make everyone like me.

 

 

EDIT: CURSE YOU, NINJA!!!

 

Granted, but... I got nothing.

 

I still wish for dance moves that would make people like me.

Edited June 15, 2013 by DJ-Shy3

[Ampharos 1,009]

@, (pst... you got ninja'd) 

[DJShy 873]

@, (pst... you got ninja'd) 

 

I klnow. I edited it already.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. You don't like the people who like you.

 

I wish I had a digestive system that could enable me to eat cellulose and ink so I could eat money.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you can't eat anything else.

 

I wish to run my own country.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, this happens while the government is overthrown and destroyed and the new government makes something saying that those under 18 will be treated like adults while those over 18 will be treated like kids. Kids can go to work and serve in the military, while adults go to school and such.

You glorious bastard! I have great respect for you now!

 

Granted. Your new country is one metre by one metre. The US blocks off all entry and exits. You cross the border, you get roasted for your attempted invasion. Your country is called Guanoland because someone with an axe to grind namef it for you. I hope you took a pee, because you will be standing there for some time. Oh look, it just started raining!

 

I wish that everyone under 25 suffers ingrowing toenails in all their toes.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but now you are 12.

 

 

I wish to be in Grojband. Not just the show, but in the band.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you are kicked out the next day because they all hate you

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

[DJShy 873]

Granted. now you are even more tired.

 

 

I wish I wasn't kicked out.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everyone else in Grojband quits, and you are the only member.

 

I wish for a flying car.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted, but something mechanical goes horribly wrong and you crash, dying in a ball of flames.

 

I wish I had more G4  pony merch

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted but they are alive and they kill you XD

 

 

I wish for a grain of rice.

Edited June 16, 2013 by Lightning Sketch

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It gets lodged in your throat and you start to painfully choke. I don't know if you survive or not. I already left. With your wallet.

 

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

[squareyes 153]

"This coffee tastes like s***."

 

I wish I could have a pony for Christmas

[Malao 27]

Granted. It's a dead pony.

 

I wish I could do a proper derp.

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, but you derp too hard and you are stuck in a permanent derp (you're pretty much a vegetable.)

 

I wish for spaghetti.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Granted. Enjoy your bowl of snakes.

 

I want a pineapple.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted, but you have to take it as a suppository

 

I wish I could make it to a brony con of some sort.

[Gay Bird 421]

congradulations you're at bronycon! and the only other person is a fat security guard who doesn't give a crap about the show

 

I wish I was big

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You are now a giant purple cat.

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Just because you can doesn't mean you know how!

I wish they would release Just Cause 3 instead of whatever that stupid Mad Max shitfest is.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the new Just Cause 3 is terrible.

 

I wish to be better at swimming.