The Corrupted Wish Game

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted. But sadly that caused a bunch of earth quakes and the earth exploded.


I wish Batman would just find that note I hid...its taking him too damn long.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Granted but he didn't read it.

It's my money and I want it now!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but since you didn't say "I wish" you only get half the money you want. And it's all in Bovanian francs.

 

 

 

I wish that I had an external hard drive with LOTS of storage space.

[Wynn-Shy 29]

Granted, you get a 25 kb hard drive in the size of a table! In 1970 this was alot of starage

I wish for a new laptop

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted, but there's no charger available for this prototype.

 

I wish that another wish is made soon.

[Bojo 1,172]

Granted, but it'll be in spanish

 

Deseo tener un taco

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Concesión denegada, porque no desea correctamente para el taco.

 

 

I wish for a breakfast machine. (one that actually works)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you are attacked by rabid postmen. You can now only eat through a straw so you machine is called a blender.

 

I then knock it over and steal your wallet.

 

I wish for my computer to be fixed already!

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted, but you can never have it back!

 

I wish the next wish isn't corrupted.

Edited September 15, 2013 by Starlight Sky

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

Granted,i killed your family

 

I wish I could visit the human world

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you get captured by scientists and it SUCKS.

 

I wish to find a cure to brain freeze.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you get captured by scientists and it SUCKS.

I wish to find a cure to brain freeze.

 

 

Granted, but the cure causes additional headaches.

 

I wish Twilight Sparkle was real and wanted to be my friend.

 

(EDIT: This forum is faster than I'm used to)

Edited September 15, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you go with her on a science expedition to and get killed by zerglings.

 

I wish I had a spaceship.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Zera's unneeded quotes took up all the space in space, so it serves little use.

 

I wish everyone knew about how good it tastes when you microwave a Popsicle in a cup and drink it.

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

Granted but the popsicles are just ice

 

 

I wish PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

[Vinyl Rave 67]

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I wish that my face was pie.

Edited September 15, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Granted, but it is so delicious that you die from self-cannibalism. 

 

I wish for the meaning of every word in the English language to become it's exact opposite.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/1700/130238126126.jpg

 

Granted, but they all die become zombies and eat you.

 

I wish that my face was pie.

Granted, your face is now Pinkie Pie. No, not the rest of you, just your face. I hope you enjoy smiling.

 

Granted, but it is so delicious that you die from self-cannibalism. 

 

I wish for the meaning of every word in the English language to become it's exact opposite.

 

Granted, you now live in George Orwell's 1984. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

 

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of nutella.

Edited September 15, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you have to trade an pint of your blood for every ounce of nutella you eat.

 

I wish I had my own personal space station.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you have to trade an pint of your blood for every ounce of nutella you eat.

 

I wish I had my own personal space station.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/01/13/DEATH-STAR_510x510.jpg

Wish granted, here's your Death Star! Now, if only someone could do something about those rebel scum...

 

I wish for the most delicious sandwich in the universe.

Edited September 16, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but some one steals it.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but some one steals it.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, you have so much energy, you cannot sit still for 2 seconds. This becomes very problematic when you try to make posts or listen to music.

 

I wish I was a tree.

[Unnamed 9]

Granted, but you get cut down for firewood. I wish season 4 took longer.

[Bojo 1,172]

Granted, but Season 4 of The Walking Dead...

 

I wish I had a time machine

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's hijacked by extremist metal fans and in turn, the WHOLE WORLD EXPLODES INTO PIECESSSSSS!

 

I wish for a pill of immodium.