The Corrupted Wish Game

[Linguz 140]

Granted. We each live in an alternate universe by ourselves where we are a pony.

 

I wish I had things to do.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted. You have to do everything.

 

I wish I could watch ponies all day.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, but days now last 1 second.You watch ponies for 57 seconds, then die.

 

I wish cookie dough was healthier.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but it's broccoli flavored cookie dough (I got nothing but that.)

I wish that, the stupid dog that destroyed my earphones dies of a heart attack.

[Linguz 140]

Granted. You're being sued for causing it and they have proof.

 

I wish my internet was the best in the world while other people's internet didn't change in any way from before to after the wish.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

It's the best in the world, but you need to sacrifice a goat to get it running for 10 minutes.

 

I wish I hadn't have spilled juice all over my computer desk, leaving everything sticky...

[Finesthour 7,287]

Granted, you no longer have a computer.

I wish my laptop was not crap.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted. It turned into s***.

I wish I had a new set of earphones...

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted.

 

I wish Fluttershy would give me a Harry-style massage.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted. She massages you with a magic wand's point, then accidentally casts the Sectumsempra spell. (if you've read the book I'm referencing)

 

I wish I were better at digital art.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted but it is so incredibly awesome, you die of a heart attack.

I wish I had a job of watching and get paid 20 dollars an hour.

[Linguz 140]

Granted. You're required to watch an orgy of me and they constantly force you into participation.

 

I wish Rainbow Dash was real and looked like she did in the show.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

Granted. She has now been taken captive by the US Government and is undergoing very painful experiments.

 

I'd wish that I had some chocolate mousse right now.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but it's actually a Moose.

 

I wish these forum games weren't so fun.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

Granted. They´re now so boring that not even Pinkie Pie and Freakazoid can make them even moderately enjoyable again. Ever.

 

I'd wish for a pet Lynx

[Linguz 140]

Granted but after you fell in love with it; it mauled a person and you had to be put down. The lynx is now the prized pet of the white house.

 

I wish for the future now.

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted, you stop time traveling 3 seconds before a giant nuclear explosion.

I wish for a coconut pie!

[Nico 790]

Granted, but now you're horribly allergic to coconut.

 

I wish all the cancer in the world was gone.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted, but the percentage of people with ids gets multiplied by 63.

 

So a lot of aids...

 

I wish for good things to happen to me, and only me.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but everyone you love will have horrible things happen to them at all times.

 

I wish people weren't so evil as to corrupt a wish about getting rid of cancer.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. Thy now corrupt everything else.

 

I wish for Pokemon to release a game that has every region.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but the game itself is region locked and released only in Ethiopia.

 

I wish they would make a Pokemon game where the trainers were MLP:FiM ponies.

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Granted. All trainers are Twist.

 

I wish for a pokemon game that allows you to steal other trainers' pokemon.

[Nico 790]

Granted, but they kill you like the Zelda: Link's Awakening shop-keeper when you steal from him every time you do it.

 

I wish for a pokemon game where the Pokemon Trainers are MLP:FiM ponies and the Elite Four consists of ponies whom are not Twist. (And are all different.) All other ponies may be Twist.

 

Long wish is long.

[Linguz 140]

Granted. The elite four and champion are

Rainbow Dash

Applejack

Pinkie Pie

Fluttershy

and Scootaloo as the champion

 

I wish for thy brain.