The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Reality ensues.

 

I wish I could make fine wine.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. Your wine is now a very fine powder.

 

I wish I could stop making tpyos.

[Gizmo 206]

Granted, but your old typos become the official language of the internet, no one will ever understand your perfect grammar.

 

I wish I had better art skills.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but you can only do cubism.

 

I wish I could eat food and actually retain it...I seem to be skinny as hell even though I eat enough for two http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but you become very very fat.

 

I wish I won the lottery.

[Gizmo 206]

Granted but a new tax is enacted and you lose 99.99% of your earnings.

 

I wish i were nocturnal.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but then the moon is banished to the moon.

 

I wish I could eat cake that is not a lie.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It tastes like rhubarb and fish-shaped sediment.

 

I wish I could write a song that doesn't suck.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Granted, but the band that plays it winds up sucking

 

I wish I could have a Driver's License...

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Enjoy your tricycle.

I wish for a vowel.

[Znex 936]

Granted, you receive a y

 

I wish that the next poster would answer in Welsh.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Ganiataol, ond yr wyf yn defnyddio cyfieithydd. (Olololo use Google translate)

 

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of red velvet cupcakes.

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but all your eating is red velvet cupcakes until you die.

 

I wish I didn't read The Pony After Me's post

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then you get struck by a falling piano.

 

I wish I had three dollars.

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but they were fake ones

 

I wish Granny Smith was a pretty filly

[Gizmo 206]

Granted, but you lose your vision before it happens

 

I wish TF2 wasn't so lame anymore

[Znex 936]

Granted, instead TF2 becomes blind.

 

I wish the next poster would respond to this wish in ancient Babylonian.

 

Lol just joking.

 

My real wish is that I wasn't so mean in this thread

Edited March 25, 2012 by Znex

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but you become so nice that it becomes annoying.

 

 

I wish I had more MLP toys.

[Zalgo 593]

wish granted. But they're from G3

 

I wish the person below me was a fireman.

Edited March 25, 2012 by Zalgo

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

granted but since I dont like it I quit

 

I wish zalgo made a post after me

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it doesn't happen until the thread closes, and also happens to be the reason for the thread's closing.

 

I wish all my posts in the forum games section counted

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. Now all of your posts know how to count to 10.

 

 

I wish I had an awesome avatar.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted, just not on this forum.

I wish for you to be creeped out by MY avatar.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but I just got over it.

 

I wish I had a Fluttershy plush.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but as soon as you hug it, it bursts into a raging inferno.

 

I wish I had the ability to sing well.