The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Granted but now the night never ends and you don't have any more daytime!

 

I wish that I felt like going to sleep now.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but you experience your most terrifying wet dream.

 

I wish Machinima never existed

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted, but Video Games were never invented either.

 

I wish I had the most terrifying wet dream.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It's about Gary Busey.

 

I wish I looked like Gary Busey.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Your mistaken for Gary Busey and taken into custody.

 

I wish I had brony friends that lived in this town.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but they wear fur suits in public all day, every day, and you are judged by association.

 

I wish I could do an actual Falcon Punch.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. You break the fourth wall and Pinkie is on the other side looking a little pissed at you.

 

I wish Celestia would bless me as her prophet for the New Harmonic Age.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

You are nailed to the cross, Oh Equine One.

 

I wish all was right in this world.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Wish granted, but you've been relocated to pluto.

 

I wish the industrial revolution never got started.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. The planet was destroyed instead. (only for the pieces to destroy my house!)

 

I wish for Time Zones to not exist.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Time ceases to exist.

 

I wish skype would work for me, dammit!

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Granted, but the rest of Skype crashes in the process

 

I wish Spike (and just Spike) was banished to the moon.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, he is released after one 0.1 seconds.

 

I wish I could be with the one I care for the most.

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Your loved one is dead

 

I wish The Questioner's loved one could be raised from the dead

[DJShy 873]

Granted, also congratulations! you just started the zombie apocalypse! 'Cause they like to bite.

 

 

 

I wish for a block of mozzarella cheese.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, but it eats you.

 

I wish for zombie apocalypse.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but you're patient zero.

 

I wish I never was born

[DJShy 873]

Granted, now you are Shrek.

 

I wish everyone knew what HabitRPG was.

 

https://habitrpg.com/

Edited April 15, 2014 by DJ Shy-3

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it's infamous to everyone for being terrible.

 

I wish no one ever got bullied

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but now you don't exist.

 

I wish for bad luck powers.

Edited April 15, 2014 by DJ Shy-3

[CavyShy 169]

Granted, but the bad luck powers change into TERRIBLE luck powers that affect every second of your life. H

 

I wish for pizza to fall from the sky.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It has anchovies.

 

I wish I could shape shift freely with no probelms

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

This is the corrupted wish thread. You WILL get problems. Deal with it.

 

I wish ketchup tasted good on everything. Even on chocolate.

[BastementSparkle 20,326]

Granted, everything except ketchup now tastes awful. Ketchup is the only thing making it tolerable.

 

 I wish I had every video game power ever.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Congrats! you got the powers of dying!

 

 

I wish I could fly with wings that are right side up and on my back and were perfect!