The Corrupted Wish Game

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, but it eats you.

 

I wish for zombie apocalypse.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but you're patient zero.

 

I wish I never was born

[DJShy 872]

Granted, now you are Shrek.

 

I wish everyone knew what HabitRPG was.

 

https://habitrpg.com/

Edited April 15, 2014 by DJ Shy-3

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it's infamous to everyone for being terrible.

 

I wish no one ever got bullied

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but now you don't exist.

 

I wish for bad luck powers.

Edited April 15, 2014 by DJ Shy-3

[CavyShy 169]

Granted, but the bad luck powers change into TERRIBLE luck powers that affect every second of your life. H

 

I wish for pizza to fall from the sky.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. It has anchovies.

 

I wish I could shape shift freely with no probelms

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

This is the corrupted wish thread. You WILL get problems. Deal with it.

 

I wish ketchup tasted good on everything. Even on chocolate.

[BastementSparkle 20,321]

Granted, everything except ketchup now tastes awful. Ketchup is the only thing making it tolerable.

 

 I wish I had every video game power ever.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Congrats! you got the powers of dying!

 

 

I wish I could fly with wings that are right side up and on my back and were perfect!

[SnipSnap 432]

Granted, but they STAY right-side up and you can't get them down.

 

I wish nopony used "swag" and "yolo" on the internet AT ALL.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. Nopony does. However, most internet users are not ponies, and if they were, they would just come up with something equally irritating.

 

I wish for three tonnes of depleted uranium. 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But it's completely oxidized.

 

I wish I could survive a thermo-nuclear explosion.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. But you died of a atomic explosion.

 

I wish for a wish so i can wish for what i wish for to wish a wish.

 

And a fart that smells good but still everything smelled the same before and after the wish.

 

And for this wish to have a wish so that i can wish for a wish that will wish for a wish.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted. your wish wishes for a evil wish that can wish.

 

 

I wish i had the powers of Khorne the Blood God (if you don't know who he is, shame on you)

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Granted, but I don't know what it is. (Not everyone knows what it is, of course!) 

 

I wish for soup.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted but there is a fly in it

 

 

post i wish for <insert wish>

[DubWolf 17,124]

Granted, but... Poop.

 

<insert wish>

 

I wish pinocchios nose would grow if he said "my nose will grow".

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. It impales you.

 

I wish for a computer to do my homework for me.

[thunderflare 4]

Granted but the computer broke

 

I wish for soda.

Edited April 17, 2014 by thunderflare

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. But your soda is poisonus and I nick your wallet from your poisoned body.

 

I wish for pie flavoured pie... PINKIE PIE PIE!

 

That will kill me and I would revive and I killed the one who granted the wish. LEL

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it tastes funny. Ho!

 

I wish I could deal with it.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. Now you have to do a deal with a murdurer.

 

Choices:

1. Be my henchman and die
2. Die by pie
3. Die by Pinkamena.

Yer choice.

 

I wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. Your wish was for a large amount of fecal matter to be dropped on your doorstep.



I wish for a bunch of bananas, ever-so-slightly dry.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted but a monkey steals yo banana's

 

I wish to break logic, again