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The Corrupted Wish Game


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Granted. But in return, you must be a blank flank for life. Oh, and you don't get to live in Equestria, either. :3

 

I wish i was a g4 pony (non-mutated/deformed) that could be accepted and welcomed in Equestria, lives in Equestria, and don't die till I'm old and ready


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Granted but you're an old phoenix and you die immediately and somepony mistakenly scattered your ashes out to sea.

 

I wish for a PO box, because I want another éclair and I don't wanna get it lost in the mail again.


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Granted, but it's under the wrong name. All your eclairs get mistakenly shipped to my PO box instead. They were delicious.

 

I wish I knew how to make explosives without blowing myself up.

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Granted, Derpy visits and blows you up instead

 

I wish I didn't have to reply to just about every forum game on the first page, I am incredibly laggy right now

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Granted. You also get a pet porcupine to go with it, and you accidentally sit on it.

 

I wish I was an expert at physics.


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Granted but I buried the horse that I was dragging around in the ground and now it's dark and I'm waiting for the dawn and now's the time to shake the devil off of my back.

 

I wish somepony would make sense of that statement.


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Granted, but it won't be me and the person that does may as well get renowned for doing the impossible with Pinkie

 

I wish the mane6 were real, still alive, will be able to visit me, and that they are like their normal selves

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Granted, however they only visit you because they've heard from Princess Trollestia (who looks exactly the same as their own Celestia and explains why they got confused in the first place) that you're the mastermind behind Discord and Nightmare Moon and so they seal you into stone using the Elements of Harmony

 

I wish the fan community favoured the canon view of Celestia instead of fanon views like Molestia or Trollestia


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Granted, but only because the roles are reversed, canon Princess Celestia is now Molestia and Trollestia, and Mollestia and Trollestia are Celestia

 

I wish my corruption made sense

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Granted, your stomach vanishes completely.

 

I wish a bowl of ramen appeared in front of me.


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Granted, but you are forced to burn it as fuel to keep yourself warm.

 

I wish I had a muffin cannon.


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